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Jbluv55 good evening, why's here somewhat deserted?

Pls I need to be taken out tonight to celebrate Chelsea win against arsenal..
Wow!

Jbluv55:
Buhehehehe . She made a nice suggestion you know .

ok ooo,make una dey use me play love

Babe2sure:
Na you talk am o.

I see.....The bar management has the underground aim of influencing people to choose chelsea. Now that I know.....
Who is influencing whom?
That Dre11, that is doing shakara for me fit be Chelsea fan sef. Afterall,na the bar thing.


*Draws Neighy to her side and whispers into his ear, which club is Dre11 supporting?*

*can i move closer to you* dre na liverpool na...

isalegan2:
"Panegyrics." Olorun o, I learn something new on NL every time! Naija people sabi English better than Oyinbo people, I swear. Definitely better than Ahmrikans sha.

Fagunwa ke? I can transcribe Yoruba like a hellion, it's in the translating that . . you know. . .



JbluvBluvBluv! I wasn't anywhere near Ikorodu, o jare. I was listening to that Barrister song when I replied you both.

Currently . . ."ma gbeyin ma gbeyin. . ."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyexc8Xf0Kw&index=34&list=PL733CD4C6919B1DAF

Eeya!!! Late Barrister.....I like his songs too. There was a song of his I used to sing - the one he dedicated to Simbiat Abiola .

"Simbiatu aya Abiola, Tinuke f'aye le....."

I think I'll look for that song again .

So, omo ilu wo ni yin nigbayen o?

dre11:
Afternoon guy man
How u dey......
See how Chelsea teach arsenal football

l0l its natin jae... Jex senior bro to junior jare

Jbluv55:
Erm.......maybe 13, maybe -7 . I can't remember any longer .

https://stockfresh.com/files/s/smithore/m/66/253527_stock-photo-drunk-man-lying.jpg

Is it Chelsea vs Chelsea playing

i see Now i understand...

Jbluv55:
Ok ma'am . Anything for the boys and gehs?

Of course na! Don't worry, i'll give you a 'black' envelop when i'm done and ready to go
I don't use brown when i'm giving tips.

IrishKez:
Jbluv55 good evening, why's here somewhat deserted?

Pls I need to be taken out tonight to celebrate Chelsea win against arsenal..
Wow!

Aha!!! My fellow Chelsea fan . IrishKez l'omo you're welcome dear .

So Who's your date tonight - Dre11 or KingTom?

*whispers to her*......don't let XtarXhyne hear you making jest of Arsenal o, she fit vex start to chase you with gun o

Jbluv55:
Aha!!! My fellow Chelsea fan . IrishKez l'omo you're welcome dear .

So Who's your date tonight - Dre11 or KingTom?

*whispers to her*......don't let XtarXhyne hear you making jest of Arsenal o, she fit vex start to chase you with gun o

None!

I wouldn't be surprised if she begin chase me.
She might be taken after Wenger their coach. You saw he pushed Mourinho, baa?

No old man shall die on top Chelsea matter

Jbluv55:
Your version of the table is still showing Chelsea as having 16 points . Below is a fully updated version of the EPL table ma'am

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Its JUST 8 points, and so? Stop sounding like u don't know how this thing works, u are just warming that position for united



Hello SpcAgtOko are u United? if yes, nice to meet you

Tovot:
I am a Baptist. you? We havent had our annual thanksgiving yet, thats in November , its called 'Everybody's birthday'

Okies
I did attend baptist when I was @ogbomosho
Such a lovely church and I like their service

How is ur night

SpcAgtOko:
Thanks love.

*quickly drinks the entire contents of one and then pours the other 4 out for Chidi, Lloyd, Tekena and Ugonna. RIP guys *

Aaawww!!! The Aluu 4 its 2 years today

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1757775_0aluufourkillings_jpeg1c0ce8ae47443acc86d5bcbc35aa77e7

*declares one minute silence for them*

May their souls rest in peace

Hello sir, were are all my club pips dey called me for victory party abi dem don go? Lol

Babe2sure:
Whaaaat? Be his what?......hehehehahahaha! So, is that the rumour going on at the bar? Fake rumour patapata ni o.

Dre11 ke, you want make I get hypertension? Bo se ngbe dudu, lon gbe pupa. Gbogbo bo se n lo lan ri.

My sunday is going on fine,but a busy one.

This is defamation of character and mah humble self....
I won't take this lightly with u...... Unless u give me a hot steaming kiss*that's ur fine*

And am weak when I see u around ..... I just don't know what u have done to me self

Pls can u free me from ur bondage if a this is what I can call this

dre11:
Beey ........ I hope u did get sometin for mum apart from.u taking her out

Am back, its been a nice weekend & yes I got Mom a gift & I didn't leave empty handed either.

Hlo here

IrishKez:
None!

I wouldn't be surprised if she begin chase me.
She might be taken after Wenger their coach. You saw he pushed Mourinho, baa?

No old man shall die on top Chelsea matter

Abeg leave all this forming joor, Jbluv55 set our tables my team Man utd won as well. You go get date with me whether you like am or not.
*****Checks to see if Dre11 is around**** Eh ah Jb abeg sharp sharp o

Babe2sure:

I aint answering that question.

But,don't break your neck o. Come, let me straighten it for you. Even though, you can be naughty at times. I still care.

That phrase got me carried away to paradise
I need to brood over it and sleep with the believe that........ Someone do care

Jbluv55:
Eeya!!! Na relegation tinz be dat o

But you sef nor gree play your wing well be that na, maybe you suppose dey for 'attack' you con dey 'defense' .

I don port go winger now I dey chase ball from left to right

Jbluv55:
Okies!!! That sounds cool .

*whispers to her*.....but my question was actually how your mum was able to achieve that feat - bringing her daughter to this world on her own birthday?

Jbluv55, that's the big question.I need some tips before I think of giving her a grandchild.And if the lessons ate well taken, who knows we could end up with 3 generationd of October babies.

rozzay:
Hello sir, were are all my club pips dey called me for victory party abi dem don go? Lol

Me no be Chelsea fan but I thanked u for dealing with those guys.....
Them to get mouth

Beey:
Am back, its been a nice weekend & yes I got Mom a gift & I didn't leave empty handed either.

Am so glad u did get her a present.
So tell me ..... What was her expression when u did handed the gift to her...

That smile must be priceless
I guess ure back at ur side now

Lorlaahlozz:
Hlo here

Long time......

How are u

Jbluv55:
Buhehehehe . Methinks you and him are like North and South amalgamated into one Naija ni o .

Shey wipe Dre11 Kan n gbe giga pelu kukuru, orobo Ati lepa . O ma Ga o

My own Sunday is a lazy one o. I slept and woke up not quite long ago .

And u still dey support her

Jbluv55:
Nor be small tin walahi. So tey XtarXhyne don dey heartbroken .

She vex soteee
She no gree send mah meat to me self

Ivanspring:
I've just been 'reliably' informed that drinks are free today...so i'll like you to order any non alcoholic drink for me, thanks.
*takes a seat and looks around*

U.don't need to look around since am seating beside u
Abi u get another date here that ure just checking if he is not arround

Because ure smile can be sooo deceptive

dre11:
Me no be Chelsea fan but I thanked u for dealing with those guys.....
Them to get mouth





Am so glad u did get her a present.
So tell me ..... What was her expression when u did handed the gift to her...

That smile must be priceless
I guess ure back at ur side now

Halo dear, act ayam a man u fan

Ivanspring:
Please ask Dre11, he'll be handling my orders tonight. Thanks.

I guess u have taken what u want .




I need to please mah lady this lovely night

Tovot:
I am a Baptist. What is lfc?

LivingFaithChurch dear . So what's up for tomorrow na?

dre11:
Long time......

How are u

m fyn...u

KingTom:
Abeg leave all this forming joor, Jbluv55 set our tables my team Man utd won as well. You go get date with me whether you like am or not.
*****Checks to see if Dre11 is around**** Eh ah Jb abeg sharp sharp o

Oh you be ManU?
It's true you guys managed to narrowly escape
How does it feel to win...?
That's how the only unbeaten club(Chelsea) in the UEFA premier league has been feeling with each wide beaten margin to their opponents
I will only have meal with you if you wish to be inducted into the winning team

rozzay:
Halo dear, act ayam a man u fan

Welcome ma'am . How has your day been?

Congrats on your win today, your club will be meeting with mine preety soon .

Shall I play some music for you?

*whispers to her*....there's a particular one that kept mentioning your name

IrishKez:
Oh you be ManU?
It's true you guys managed to narrowly escape
How does it feel to win...?
That's how the only unbeaten club(Chelsea) in the UEFA premier league has been feeling with each wide beaten margin to their opponents
I will only have meal with you if you wish to be inducted into the winning team

Only that okay o
***Coughs***
All ye Man Utd fans from now henceforth I am a Chelsea fan o! I am no longer a devil, I am blue now o. Hmmmmmm Beenkumar, Kelvingraphics et al.
Is that ok