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kristen12:
The observer

hahahaha...please don't make me laugh. i'm hungry here...obviously you are. I don't know how to create a topic o and put it in the right section.

kunlesehan:
Because they shouldn't be found viewing certain threads, some members log out and read comments as guests.
Lol

Kachisbarbie:
hahahaha...please don't make me laugh. i'm hungry here...obviously you are. I don't know how to create a topic o and put it in the right section.

MzMariah:
I'm guilty.

kristen12:
Lalasticlala- The thread creator
Keketu- Attention seeker
Gbagaun detector- Fault finder
Kachisbarbie-The commenters
Nairamode-The motivators
Mizmycoli-Hyperactive
I rest my case. Abeg make una no finish me

Kachisbarbie:
lol...where you come fall into?

Sharers: they share every post, preferably that of a follower/e-crush. Then I read the post and wonder if I was supposed to find it
intelligent/sarcastic/funny...

Anti-se.uns : These ones don't just like my guy. They jump on threads that are aimed @ attacking his person.

Tribalist bigots : they are my worst set, they turn everything to an Oduduwa/Biafra warfare.

Political fanatics: They don't use eye to see any political thread, when they don't see a political thread, they have a way of even steering a romance thread to politics.

E-Famzers : aww, they are the online family...you just can't wait to be associated with one or all. I don't need to over-emphasise their importance. They can sometimes lead you to front page topics, faster than the NL app. I gat me an e-family

Woman-wrappers Their interest is channelled @ Nlers with (f). They tag/mention/like/support every motion that is feminine. They have a way around the female folks... I think they make NL fun in their unique way.
-kelvinGraphics (this dude should be a VC in an Institute of Woman-wrappering by now )
-Unibenstudent (a Registrar...guy where have you been?)
-yungchop (my guy...lol, I think by now he should be a HOD in a department(Romance) in the Institute of Woman-wrappering)

Albert Einstein(s) This set make you wanna upgrade your IQ. They can turn a very dumb thread to an intellectual one. All their comments are enlightening, as much as I like them, I sometimes find them too serious.

Brb...

I mentioned these groups on some other thread

chibwike:
try and create a topic one day na...anytin will do

chibwike:
try and create a topic one day na...anytin will do

teach me how to open one sweetie. i was serious when i said i don't know how to
i have topics in mind o...

yes i am @ lalasticlala ...oya kill yasef

Kachisbarbie:
lol...where you come fall into?

Sharers: they share every post, preferably that of a follower/e-crush. Then I read the post and wonder if I was supposed to find it
intelligent/sarcastic/funny...

Anti-se.uns : These ones don't just like my guy. They jump on threads that are aimed @ attacking his person.

Tribalist bigots : they are my worst set, they turn everything to an Oduduwa/Biafra warfare.

Political fanatics: They don't use eye to see any political thread, when they don't see a political thread, they have a way of even steering a romance thread to politics.

E-Famzers : aww, they are the online family...you just can't wait to be associated with one or all. I don't need to over-emphasise their importance. They can sometimes lead you to front page topics, faster than the NL app. I gat me an e-family

Woman-wrappers Their interest is channelled @ Nlers with (f). They tag/mention/like/support every motion that is feminine. They have a way around the female folks... I think they make NL fun in their unique way.
-kelvinGraphics (this dude should be a VC in an Institute of Woman-wrappering by now )
-Unibenstudent (a Registrar...guy where have you been?)
-yungchop (my guy...lol, I think by now he should be a HOD in a department(Romance) in the Institute of Woman-wrappering)

Albert Einstein(s) This set make you wanna upgrade your IQ. They can turn a very dumb thread to an intellectual one. All their comments are enlightening, as much as I like them, I sometimes find them too serious.

Brb...

I mentioned these groups on some other thread

Kachisbarbie:
lol...where you come fall into?


Woman-wrappers Their interest is channelled @ Nlers with (f). They tag/mention/like/support every motion that is feminine. They have a way around the female folks... I think they make NL fun in their unique way.

-yungchop (my guy...lol, I think by now he should be a HOD in a department(Romance) in the Institute of Woman-wrappering)



I mentioned these groups on some other thread

yungchop:
Now that's false accusation. If you don't bring proofs I'll charge you with 64 counts murder and man-slaughter no jokes

Kachisbarbie:
teach me how to open one sweetie. i was serious when i said i don't know how to
i have topics in mind o...

yes i am @ lalasticlala ...oya kill yasef

flyca:
1. Jocose: yuzed-

2. Motivatiors: Jarus, Ifyalways

3. Attention seekers: Kanwu---, tpi-

4. Derailers: Fa-n, Chin-

5. The OPs:

6. Thread Creators: Andyblaze--, Liability

7. Thread Commenters: SAMBARRY, DGKN ( guy) and justi4jesu (this guy just uses idea to display his business contact on every thread)

8. Space Bookers: Many (usually NL kids)

9. The mouthed: berem , flyca

10. Fault Finders i) kral-, Honeric--
ii) tellwis---

11. E-warriors/ E-fighters: Chin-, bere-

12. Hyperactive: Mizmic---, englishsmart

13. Hypoactive: Most are guests

14. FP or no comment: Tallesty1

15. Quoters: 1stola

16.Comment Readers: Seu-

My personal observations. I will keep updating

lalasticlala:
Nairaland is a fun place to be. You get to meet different people with varied characters. Some could just make you laugh so hard that you forget your sorrows, while some could just be annoying. There are some comments you would read and they would just make your day.

The categories of Nairaland registered members include:

1 The Jocose
'Jocose' is an English word which means playful or joking. So this rightly applies to Nairlanderers that often make people laugh with their funny comments on threads. Such people have got themselves fans who always look out for their hilarious comments. And some of their hilarious comments often get likes which run into hundreds, especially if the thread where they made such comments finds its way to the FP.


2 The Motivators:
These are Nairalanders that often motivate, encourage and inspire others with their useful and meaningful comments on threads. Such people are mostly found in family, religious and romance sections, where they usually make useful contributions. Comments from such people often attract much likes that run into hundreds like the jacose.


3 The Attention Seekers:
Such members always seek people to notice them via their comments. They can also create threads which purposely centre on them to get them noticed.


4 Derailers:
They would read the content of a thread, but instead of commenting on the topic of the thread, they would rather derail and start talking about other things. Some derailers may start flirting with another nairalander or just make irrelevant comments.


5 The OPs:
These ones only read the caption of a thread and comment immediately without reading the content of the thread. Consequently, their comments end up being off point (OP) which may be totally irrelevant to the content of the thread.


6 Thread Creators:
All they know is to create threads every now and then but hardly will you see them comment in other people's threads. If they must comment, they will only do that in their own threads.


7 The Commenters:
They hardly create threads, but you see their comments in almost all the threads in the sections where they are mostly active.


8 Space-Bookers:
These ones quickly buy a plot of land once they suspect that a thread may hit the Front Page. Some even buy up to 2 plots. They wouldn't comment after booking the space with a dot (.); they would only comment if the thread eventually made it to the FP, if not, sorry, the space may remain like that.


9 The Mouthed:
They are always abusing people in various threads. If they are not abusing the OP, they will be abusing other Nairalanders or the moderators. They are mostly found in politics section but not limited to the politics section.


10 Fault Finders:
They are of two categories:
i) These ones are always looking out for grammatical errors/mistakes and to point them out.
ii) these ones are always complaining of threads that are on FP. You hear them say: "what's this poooo doing on FP?


11 E-Warriors/E-Fighters:
They are always at each others throat; they always argue and will never agree; they call each other names. You can find them in ALL the sections of Nairaland, but mostly politics & Celebrity sections.


12 Hyperactive:
They are very active on Nairaland. They are always on line waiting for new threads. Most of them are active thread creators and active commenters too.


13 Hypoactive: They hardly create threads; most of them don't create threads at all while few do once in a very long while, one thing with them is that THEY ONLY VIEW THREADS BUT WOULD NEVER COMMENT. NO MATTER HOW INTERESTING THE TOPIC MAY BE.


14 The FP or No Comment:
They are of two types:
I) Once a thread is not on Front Page or front page bound, they wouldn't comment.
ii) Once they miss the First Page of a thread, they wouldn't comment again.


15 Quoters:
They will never comment but would read other people's comments only to quote them either without attaching any word(s) to the quote or quoting and abusing the person that made the comment being quoted.


16 Comment Readers:
They are not interested in creating a thread and they don't comment on threads as swell.; all they are after is to read other members' comments. You may see a moniker that registered like 3 years back without any post/comments or with very few comments.

17. THE DP CHECKERS: these types always check pple's dp to see who is beautiful/handsome & who's not. rawpadgin added this category and he falls in this category too.

18 Woman Wrappers:
MzMariah added this category. Ya, there are many of the woman wrappers here o. Make una show una face here o. Lol

19 Members-Turned Guests
Because they shouldn't be found viewing certain threads, some members log out and read comments as guests. Added by kunlesehan

Which categorie(s) do you belong?

Which other type is missing out? You can add it too.

You can add your fitting group if it's not mentioned here.

You can as well mention a moniker that u think suitably fits into any of the above stated categories.

Kachisbarbie:
guy I quoted you yesterday and got banned by 'auntyspam....'

chibwike:
Just go to ur desired section, u'd see create topic at the top..you click..then u'd see two boxes...then u put ur topic on the top smaller box, and type ur content at the bigger one...and dont forget to tag me oh. So dat i'd be FTC in ur ist thread

hahahaha....now you're a sweetie
Amma do that, when I'm done with my groove - today is my hubbys' bday. Groove never start sha.

Kachisbarbie:
hahahaha....now you're a sweetie
Amma do that, when I'm done with my groove - today is my hubbys' bday. Groove never start sha.

Kachisbarbie:
hahahaha....now you're a sweetie
Amma do that, when I'm done with my groove - today is my hubbys' bday. Groove never start sha.

MzMariah:
Hehehehe..talkative indeed.

Mouthed kwa brother 1stola you dey see me for politics section? please mention 3 monikers that I've insulted on this forum.

Smh.

yungchop:
Mo ti mu dongoyaro, dongoyaro, dongoyaro
And monkey tail, monkey tail, monkey tail
Aro bami gbe claro, claro o, claro o
I want to do sina today, sina today
She said she cannot wait o
She said its getting late o
She said she want to faint o
Ah, story for the gods
Now she saying mo r’ogo
O ti kan mi l’apa o
O ti kan mi l’eyin o
Story for the gods, the gods o

1stola:
You don't insult o. but ua like mtn....

MzMariah:
Abeg how mtn be Lecture me biko

I just dey imagine how mzmariah take dey mouthed from inside Nairaland prison.

1stola:
mtn: everywhere u go lol

MzMariah:
Lol. Na lie jor. I don't go to many sections o.

Are you indirectly saying we have 'MTN everywhere you go association' on this forum too I don't belong there biko.

1stola:
It's hyperactive.
Sorry.
fixed.