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1. The rich guy/gal: This one comes to school as if he/she is packing into a new apartment. They have everytin, fan, dryer, tv and all sorts of gadgets..and if any is stolen, they get another one ASAP.

2. The Pastors: these ones walk room by room preaching d gospel. not bad though

3. The beggars: these ones beg for anytin....salt, peper, shoes and even boxers...and dey behave as if their father owns the world.

4. The lucky Friends: these ones Always comes around wen d food is ready...as if dem plant camera to monitor you.

5. The village man: this one comes to school wit all sort of tinz like Maize, Iru, cassava flour, cutlass (may b to farm who knws?).

6. The problem solver: this one's room is Always full during exam and test as students wants to get solution to deir academic problems from him..na only God knw whr dem go since.

7. The cooks: these ones enter d kitchen more often than the rats living dere. They cook all day that you begin to wonder if they were employed to cook.

8. The lover boys: This one dont cook but brings food from different gals everyday...i heard its called "COOLER MINISTRY"

9. The thieves: these once will be like, "I like this your Shoe o" b4 u knw it, ur shoe is gone.

10. The gamers: these once plays games...pes, fifa, Nfs, killswitch and others all day.

youngwarlocks:
1. The rich guy/gal: This one comes to school as if he/she is packing into a new apartment. They have everytin, fan, dryer, tv and all sorts of gadgets..and if any is stolen, they get another one ASAP.

2. The Pastors: these ones walk room by room preaching d gospel. not bad though

3. The beggars: these ones beg for anytin....salt, peper, shoes and even boxers...and dey behave as if their father owns the world.

4. The lucky Friends: these ones Always comes around wen d food is ready...as if dem plant camera to monitor you.

5. The village man: this one comes to school wit all sort of tinz like Maize, Iru, cassava flour, cutlass (may b to farm who knws?).

6. The problem solver: (reminds me of maduks) this one's room is Always full during exam and test as students wants to get solution to deir academic problems from him..na only God knw whr dem go since.

7. The cooks: these ones enter d kitchen more often than the rats living dere. They cook all day that you begin to wonder if they were employed to cook.

8. The lover boys: This one dont cook but brings food from different gals everyday...i heard its called "COOLER MINISTRY"

9. The thieves: these once will be like, "I like this your Shoe o" b4 u knw it, ur shoe is gone.

10. The gamers: these once plays games...pes, fifa, Nfs, killswitch and others all day.

lwkm ooooooooooooo

I dey come

bestdeals0:
lwkm ooooooooooooo

neva die o

Another of those threads

And which group do you fall in, op

OmolodMilkman93:
Another of those threads

And which group do you fall in, op

the gamers o, wah abt u?

The most annoying and kind of fascinating is the lucky friends..its like they have food sensors that bring them at the right time..but you have no choice but to share as you might be in need one day...

youngwarlocks:
the gamers o, wah abt u?

The gamer

The sleeper

OmolodMilkman93:
The gamer

The sleeper

forgot to add dat.....dose who sleeps all day....like say dem get belle

Guilty of no 10...

Believe me school life is the best. at least after living sch you once wish to go back to school.

These threads are cool

tsleazy:
the BOXERS crew: dem go dey walk around hostel with their faded and tear tear boxers (Hall IV-Uniben)

lwkmd....thank God u point am out

The debaters: they can argue on any topic from football to sex to d existence of God and even stupid topics as 'which garri beta pass,ijebu or ibo garri'. If u hv these as rummates,get ready to loose ur sleep to the incessant arguements

No 4... Mehn! I suffered from those guys... As I dey drop pot from fire, them dey land my room. They walk around with spoons in their pockets

E get one guy wey b dat no 3 nd 8 combined together for mai school

The alomo bitter boyz

MarthaK:
No 4... Mehn! I suffered from those guys... As I dey drop pot from fire, them dey land my room. They walk around with spoons in their pockets

in dere pockets?...cheiii

the Rappers

lol lol loler

bestdeals0:
in dere pockets?...cheiii

seriously

The boyfriend analysers - theit job is to rate, criticize and analyse other people's boyfriends

Tending

angelTI:
The boyfriend analysers - theit job is to rate, criticize and analyse other people's boyfriends

thats d trending one among d gals presently

The prayer warriors.. They turn the room into a revival ground all by them self..

The extreme Loners .. They don't gist, don't greet, don't answer greetings..

The sellers.. They turn the room into a mini mart, well, being business oriented is a positive thing though and as per say you be there room mate, small small advantage like buying on credit go dey.

And for some hostels that are not owned by the school which you find in institutions like Lautech,oOU etc
The smokers~they smoke and every other people in the hostel turns to smokers directly or indirectly
The Friday night~this ones can never skip a party on friday even if they have exams 8am saturday morning
The scouters~you only know one person to rent the room just month later you get to see like 30people in the room claiming ownership
The DJ's~this ones can play music with there home theatre that you hardly get to hear yourself when you talk
The couples life~they become boyfriend and girlfriend in a day the next minute you see them leaving together has couples yet they might breakup so soon
I can continue till toommorrow abeg make I stop

winningbt:
And for some hostels that are not owned by the school which you find in institutions like Lautech,oOU etc
The smokers~they smoke and every other people in the hostel turns to smokers directly or indirectly
The Friday night~this ones can never skip a party on friday even if they have exams 8am saturday morning
The scouters~you only know one person to rent the room just month later you get to see like 30people in the room claiming ownership
The DJ's~this ones can play music with there home theatre that you hardly get to hear yourself when you talk
The couples life~they become boyfriend and girlfriend in a day the next minute you see them leaving together has couples yet they might breakup so soon
I can continue till toommorrow abeg make I stop

lwkdh....lol

#teamsquatters
I squatted for 3 straight years.
I tink I deserve an award.
Loverboy:this type normally as one gf.they are mostly squatters,they can call there gf like everytime,they intimidate those without gf wit there calls like kissing their gf through d phone or debating among themselves who to end the call.like who cares


Fuckers :they bring girls to f.uck every now and then.
They mostly choose the lower bunk.they wnt allow u to sleep as they disturb u with moaning and vibration of the bed.

Chelsea supporter:OMG. U dnt want to get me started on these set.anyday chelsea has a match, u dnt want to be wit them

Shouters:these set just shout without reason.it is as've they run mad temporarily.
Haaaaàaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaa
That's an example of there shout without making sense

#team hollywood hostel at yabatech and #teamunilag.