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Ceasar1:
I walked away disappointed.
I was actually there to see you display your wooing skills with smooth grammars as you rhythm along.

Am so sorry for the disappointment , it wasn't actually my doing

Elantracey:
Am so sorry for the disappointment , it wasn't actually my doing

Lol, No hard feelings. Goodnight.

Ceasar1:
Lol, No hard feelings. Goodnight.

I don't like the note on this reply




goodnight .

ERCROSS:
It's not abt being dirty.
D o.p didn't say he only do house sanitation wen a babe is visiting..
He said he does the extra-ordinary cleaning..
Trying to make the room look perfectly okay without flaws... Dats d scope mehn..
Tell me..
Which guy doesn't do that..
Its guys thingy jare..
No cum dey form for us here..

are you minding that nincompoop claiming to be a clean niqqa ?

ERCROSS:
It's not abt being dirty.
D o.p didn't say he only do house sanitation wen a babe is visiting..
He said he does the extra-ordinary cleaning..
Trying to make the room look perfectly okay without flaws... Dats d scope mehn..
Tell me..
Which guy doesn't do that..
Its guys thingy jare..
No cum dey form for us here..

We possibly can relate because unlike you, I'm not clumsy. You can't except everyone to be clumsy/dirty as you are. And it so much surprises me that you generalize at ease. Well some dudes here are actually way different. I think this should do. GooD.

TrollMan:
We possibly can relate because unlike you, I'm not clumsy. You can't except everyone to be clumsy/dirty as you are. And it so much surprises me that you generalize at ease. Well some dudes here are actually way different. I think this should do. GooD.

Bros ,
I knw ur type..
Una too dey form..
Hollier than thou..

ERCROSS:
Bros ,
I knw people like u..
Una too dey form..
Hollier than thou..

I don talk my own.

tosyne2much:
are you minding that nincompoop claiming to be a clean niqqa ?

No mind am jare..
Maybe him don get one babe here on NL wey him don dey eye...
U never wondered why d hell fire was created in the first place..
(**all liars shall perish and go to hell**)

Ahhh..i dont even knw how to describe my own.my own bad to an xtent dat my sweetheart go come meet d rum anyhow.she go para first den she go arrange d place .i go vow say i go change but forwia..ive really failed in dat regards aswear.ma guys on worse.nofin to be proud abt though but men i no knw how to xplain y d tin happens like dat.

3DCYCLOPS:
As the saying goes..boys must be boys



Just this morning..after eating breakfast,the next thing i did was to arrange the room because martha was coming over..i arrange the room so tey i cum begin clean ceiling fan...

now just after 30mins of martha leaving..my shirts are already lying on the couch..bed sheet don dey hang ontop my speakers..



So i'm wandering are all guys this way..'so carefree and lazy' to even drop the tv remote on the table rather than on the floor or bed where you go either march or sit on am then carry money go buy another one??

Guy,i no fit arrange room cos of say Martha wan show o.NEVER!

Martha needs to see what she's getting herself into o.

babe dey come my lodge tomorrow. i don go home today self go steal three curtains from our house to beautify my lodge for sch. my popsy don para finish. i go even mop my floor well well with air freshner.

EpicNigerian:
Guy,i no fit arrange room cos of say Martha wan show o.NEVER!

Martha needs to see what she's getting herself into o.

Hahaha...your own worst fa

bros abeg try dey arrange before she come o..as e nur go make brain if una wan switch 4rm bed to chair..your boxers go com dey her head position

SkinnyDude:
babe dey come my lodge tomorrow. i don go home today self go steal three curtains from our house to beautify my lodge for sch. my popsy don para finish. i go even mop my floor well well with air freshner.

Confirm!!!

naijaboiy:



but funny enough these girls hardly notice these things

They hardly care o..as long its nt her first time at that venue lol

3DCYCLOPS:
Hahaha...your own worst fa

bros abeg try dey arrange before she come o..as e nur go make brain if una wan switch 4rm bed to chair..your boxers go com dey her head position

Na bad habit i get since i sabi dis my present girl o.

e get one time,na hin i con decide to impress her.Before she show,na so i clean n wash everi evri for crib o,even mop my tiles sef.

Omo,thinking i don do better tin o.As girly show na hin she begin cry o.The more i try to console her d more d cry dey worse.After like 30mins of serious cry(dat kin cry wey dey cause catarrh),before she open up say i dey cheat on her.She say for 2yrs now wey we don dey date, ma hass never clean like dat.she con dey accuse me say na anoda girl come clean ma hass o.

Omo,no type of beg wey i no beg her o,the girl no gree o.Na so i run go my lanlord flat go explain to hin wife to con help me talk to ma girl o.

After dat dey,na so i vow say i no go clean again o.Since she decide say she don win hass cleaning contract,make only hin dey come clean am o.I no fit shout!

Oh Martha

EpicNigerian:
After dat dey,na so i vow say i no go clean again o.Since she decide say she don win hass cleaning contract,make only hin dey come clean am o.I no fit shout!

Chai lwkmh...i don laf so tey water dey commot my eyes 'hass cleaning contract' lol...Abeg attimes dey assist her with d cleaning.


+ girls can force cry kai!...na only girl go dey lick ice cream dey cry...
em go com cari dia head face one place begin look wall..eyes nur go gree blink lol.

MarthaK:
Oh Martha

Whats the 'martha' bae?

3DCYCLOPS:
Whats the 'martha' bae?

the name don dey cast

MarthaK:
the name don dey cast

Thats cause its a beautiful name

3DCYCLOPS:
Thats cause its a beautiful name

awww... Thanks

MarthaK:
awww... Thanks

You're welcome.

3DCYCLOPS:
Serious?? You think i care bout making fp...Nigga dont be so lame

...and you're so lame to think this lame comment would nuseate or make me believe you don't really care..dirty stinking asshole

tosyne2much:
you don't need a prophet or an alfa to tell you he's a very fool.ish and sense.less dude.. The funniest thing is that when you get to meet people of such behind the internet, you would see they aint worth it

and who's this sod trying hard to to prove he knows it all?