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Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by daveP(m): 9:54pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
Caracta:that would make me angry too. Lol you must have laughed so hard he jst kept frowning. Nawa o. What did 'we' do o? She had better be a good learner be4 i meet her. I dont wanna suffer the nerves in my neck! |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Tinyemeka(m): 9:58pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
CityNG: My brother, same thing happened to me o. Coupled with a burnt clutch disc to complete the equation. 3rd party teacher biko. Let him collect the mental trauma. Afterall, he's being paid for it. 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by usj(m): 10:04pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
BjMorgan:Bros. pls don't kill me with this funny story. Thanks for sharing. 4 Likes |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by gazilion: 10:06pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
Caracta: I almost woke up my entire family while laughing...this got me laughing so hard....God bless you. 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Jhayeahsam01(m): 10:07pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
dou no skills in pushing well barrow.... if na automatic car na easy things buh manual little bit harder for women.... buh better to train emm with manuals car..... Obama skool Of driving taught My wife that usa |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by IFELEKE(m): 10:09pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
I got someone else to teach my wife and it really paid off. My friend on the other hand taught his wife for several months without result until we decided to set her up, it was a funny story but it yielded result instantly. |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by FKBZ: 10:21pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
Very funny thread,though learnt for like a week.but the fear is still very much there,driving in pH can be very hard especially with those useless taxi and bus that enter the road anyhow. How to conquer the fear is what am working on |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Ninilowo(m): 10:27pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
Itz just not possible. I wan scatter our house? 1 Like |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Pamcrest(f): 10:32pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
I love these stories. My ex boo taught me how to drive and he was so so patient but I still managed to bash his car a few times, even though we were using a big football field ooo....I don't know. But d first time I ventured out on my own, it was so embarrassing. I was doing so well till I got to a steep road where there was holdup at d traffic lights. When the light turned green, gosh, I couldn't get d car to move forward again....it kept rolling backwards. Frantically I would stamp on d clutch, engage gear n press accelerator, but d car would jump forward n stop n start rolling backwards. In panic, I kept both feet on d brakes and clutched the steering wheel to my chest while horns kept blaring behind me and passers by laughing their heads off. I was crying n sweating profusely before a guy tapped my window n asked me to pull my hand brake n move over to d passenger seat. He got in n drove d car up d hill to level ground n handed d car back to me. I sat there for several minutes before I summoned courage to drive home. Suffice to say it took me a full year before I drove again....but now I drag road with danfo n taxi drivers oooo. My humble experience 16 Likes |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by NmaGOD44(f): 10:54pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
Pamcrest:wooow.......dis is cool....u really got me laughing ....u were actually lucky to have someone save u dat day......pray it doesn't happen to mua shaaaaa |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by colossus2: 10:54pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
Prettybecca:Lolz....sometimes you can't help the bad mouthing Don't think you can learn how to drive with those toys oh else ama tease ya |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by lakefist(m): 11:41pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
bebe2:You will not kill someone with this ur story 3 Likes |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by dmighty: 12:06am On Oct 08, 2014 |
VENUSS: I just wish this thread can be turned to a home video. I had never laughed like this in my entire life (can't just remember). This is the most hilarious thread on Nairaland or anywhere I have ever read........ 1 Like |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Nobody: 12:48am On Oct 08, 2014 |
yungboss: Manual transmissions are a lot of work compared to autos but they're so much fun...especially if it's a nice car. That sounds like a contradiction, but it's true. |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Nobody: 12:50am On Oct 08, 2014 |
EnlightenedSoul: So the driving school is going to teach her how to drive an automatic and then when we come home for summer then I'll have her learn manual in Nigeria from another school there. It's hard to find a school here that teaches with a manual. |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Nobody: 12:53am On Oct 08, 2014 |
dmighty: So I actually have our session on video (I always have GoPro cameras running in the car). I can guarantee you that I won't survive the night if I post that video Besides I would be embarrassed myself. I mean I was basically getting mad at her for basically nothing 1 Like |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by FADEO: 12:53am On Oct 08, 2014 |
greedie1:These are the same set of questions I asked my wife including how do you manage to cook good food and hold your soup spoon? Its not a funny experience. I just sent her to driving school straight cos I no fit dey shout and funny enough I have taught people's wives that commend me as a good teacher and condemn their husband. Till I told her, I will buy u golf so I can have peace of mind. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Nobody: 12:55am On Oct 08, 2014 |
FADEO: At one point I said this: "Woman, you created and carried a human being inside you for 9 months and yet you can't come to an ordinary slow stop without giving me whiplash?" |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Nobody: 12:59am On Oct 08, 2014 |
CityNG: Yh most ppl drive autos out here, so that's probably a good idea. I learned automatic from a run-of-the-mill driving school, and then my brother taught me the manual. |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by opsynea2j(m): 1:32am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Mehhn , that was why I broke up with Mary in 2011 the moment she asked me to teach her how to drive. Cherished my BMW headlamps/fog lights more than her unknown and unpredictable mumu driving .....even Dammy on my street bought me ice cream thrice but still jonzing till now .... Presently , my mumu gf is so short , a spiri coco ... Wud so love to teach her how to drive soon. BUT how do I shut a mumu down when she starts speaking in tougues when she's to step on the brakes ? 1 Like |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Nobody: 5:03am On Oct 08, 2014 |
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Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by colossus2: 6:19am On Oct 08, 2014 |
jenoncam:Lol...actually ladies don't know we move our legs from one pedal to another while driving. They say driving is easy like a toy, but swap seat with them and they are like WTF 1 Like |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by drhappy(m): 6:41am On Oct 08, 2014 |
It was fun driving Mrs.Happy everywhere and anytime until the kids started coming in with the attendant extra hassles(school runs,shopping,her mobility with the kids whenever I travel outside town).The ultimate goal was to buy her a car then but getting her to master my old Mazda 626 manual tranny was an exercise in futility. The day I 'konked' her head out of frustration was when I realised that maybe I wasn't cut out to train her,so I decided to pay my mechanic to do the job. By the end of the second week,my mechanic advised me to go get her an automatic car and I gladly complied.Then the story changed. Within 4days she was driving herself around the hospital we lived in back then and even took us to church the following Sunday.I then bought another automatic and sold off the Mazda. I personally love manual rides due to their advantages but what's the point buying a car that cannot be of use to your spouse?Am now stuck with automatics not because I want to, but simply because I want domestic peace to reign. 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Nobody: 7:03am On Oct 08, 2014 |
colossus2:yea i know, just havnt tried them b4. twas pretty stupid of her to think that. I get bad mouth too. Guess you'd have been the one sulking @ the end. |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Mubby4luv(m): 7:31am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Hmm. This topic no be for here o, Am currently teaching my mum how to drive. I willinly volunteered to do it because she was determined (show off things now). After about 2 outing in the football pitch, got to realise I ve made a very big mistake choii you can imagine the kinda frustration am going through. The worst part is she's my mum so i can't raise my voice or react angrily so i just keep biting my fingers and boiling inside. After series of trials she felt she was now good to go so she said lets hit the road.. for her mind she think sey na beans so i decided not to argue or question.. just to enter road na problem it takes her about 5min, naso she go dey accelerate small small as if she dey fear the padal Buh when it comes to break choii" you go think say na bomb blast.. hmm the stroy goes on and on different chapters. Sha atleast am making her happi and she keeps blessing me. 5 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by 9icetoo(m): 8:53am On Oct 08, 2014 |
CityNG:ROFLMAO. Never knew you were this funny. Have read a lot of funny posts as well here. My word. This is better than anything they have in the jokes section. 3 Likes |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by 9icetoo(m): 8:56am On Oct 08, 2014 |
andre82:hahahahaha. You must be a comedian |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Nobody: 12:39pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
colossus2:lolz |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by RuffRhyder(m): 1:32pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Mehn!!! Laugh don almost kill me O!!! To be sincere, This thread deserve an award. I Can't remember the last time water came out of my eyes while laughing, so funny. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by kizzle4eva(m): 1:48pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
LWKMH.... |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by wiringdpt(m): 3:20pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Hahahahaha baaliyah: |
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