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Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by chibwike(op): 6:45pm On Oct 09, 2014

Just came across this and decided to share

Seems i lost my phone number, can i get yours?

Are you a camera, coz anytime i look at you i smile

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material

Do you have a map, am getting lost in your eyes

Is your father boko haram, coz you are the bomb

Do you believe in love in first sight, or shud i walk again

You must be tired because u ve been running tru my head, all night.

Are you an orphnage, coz i wanna give you kids.

Am not staring at your boobs, am staring at your heart

Lol Ah don try abeg, add yours

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by joe17: 7:14pm On Oct 09, 2014

Does it hur? I mean falling from heaven

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by kekakuz(m): 7:32pm On Oct 09, 2014

girl you just saved me from 14years in jail
i was planning to turn gay b4 i meet you

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by ahnie: 7:38pm On Oct 09, 2014

if i go lagos,i go buy you shoe...if i go shoe i go buy you lagos.

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 7:38pm On Oct 09, 2014

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by OohMpa: 7:39pm On Oct 09, 2014

kekakuz:
girl you just saved me from 14years in jail
i was planning to turn gay b4 i meet you

https://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/simba-nala-wtf-faces.gif

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by naijaboiy: 7:52pm On Oct 09, 2014

Anybody who uses such pick-up lines and doesn't receive a thunderous slap from that girl ehn...

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by valmunich(m): 7:59pm On Oct 09, 2014

naijaboiy:
Anybody who uses such pick-up lines and doesn't receive a thunderous slap from that girl ehn...

Hehehe.. Aswear, whoever developed those lines needs to be shot twice undecided

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 8:03pm On Oct 09, 2014

The $100 bill in your back pocket is about to fall off, can i be your bodyguard? grin

Lady whips out a #20 Naira note and says...Oh i don't mind...I'M NOT THAT RICH ANYWAYS. shocked

You guys should try it depending on what you spot on her. It works. wink

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by yorex2011: 8:33pm On Oct 09, 2014

I might not be the first to comment on ur beauty... But d love i have for you is frontpage material cool

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by naijaboiy: 8:38pm On Oct 09, 2014

valmunich:
Hehehe.. Aswear, whoever developed those lines needs to be shot twice

Wicked

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 8:41pm On Oct 09, 2014

Baby....r u a lizard cos Agamma eyes on u

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 8:49pm On Oct 09, 2014*

Kissing is language of love. How bouta conversation kiss

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by MizMyColi(f): 8:50pm On Oct 09, 2014

Xtarxhyne:
Baby....r u a lizard cos Agamma eyes on u

Okay, as funny as this seems, any guy that tells me such just got himself a card board sized Red Card. kiss

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by priscaoge(f): 8:53pm On Oct 09, 2014*

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.

Lmao

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Dygeasy(m): 8:55pm On Oct 09, 2014

I know why King Solomon married up to 300 wives. He never met you.

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 8:56pm On Oct 09, 2014

MizMyColi:
Okay, as funny as this seems, any guy that tells me such just got himself a card board sized Red Card.

and he's gonna receive a thunderous slap grin

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by chibwike(op): 8:58pm On Oct 09, 2014

Xtarxhyne:
Baby....r u a lizard cos Agamma eyes on u

Lwkmd..Lwtmb..Lmao..Lol...Xtarx wat was dat?....

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by tobiboss(m): 8:58pm On Oct 09, 2014

MizMyColi:
Okay, as funny as this seems, any guy that tells me such just got himself a card board sized Red Card.

The fvck!! And i was bout telling u dat undecided

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by SpaceGoat: 9:01pm On Oct 09, 2014

ahnie:
if i go lagos,i go buy you shoe...if i go shoe i go buy you lagos.

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by SpaceGoat: 9:03pm On Oct 09, 2014

tobiboss:
The fvck!! And i was bout telling u dat

you better stay of ! angry

https://www.nairaland.com/1807135/list-spacegoat-crushes-romance-session

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by tobiboss(m): 9:06pm On Oct 09, 2014

SpaceGoat:
you better stay of ! https://www.nairaland.com/1807135/list-spacegoat-crushes-romance-session

bully

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:06pm On Oct 09, 2014

MizMyColi:
Okay, as funny as this seems, any guy that tells me such just got himself a card board sized Red Card.

is that your own pick_up line, does it works for guys undecided

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by chibwike(op): 9:07pm On Oct 09, 2014

Can i follow you home, coz my mum said i shud follow my dreams

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:08pm On Oct 09, 2014

chibwike:
Lwkmd..Lwtmb..Lmao..Lol...Xtarx wat was dat?....

Love lines na cheesy

Baby u must b a suicide bomber cos u always blow my mind

Ur mum must b an okro seller .....ur beauty draws me close to u

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Decale: 9:09pm On Oct 09, 2014

Apart from being beautiful, what else do you do for a living?

If beauty were pain, I should be dead from your migraine....

Is there a phone in your pocket cos that äss is calling me

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by clubone05: 9:10pm On Oct 09, 2014

Dumb pick up lines...whatever happened to .....hi..my name is club...can I buy u a drink. .

or hi..ur going my way..u dont mind if I walk with u ..do u ?...my name is club BTW.

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by chibwike(op): 9:11pm On Oct 09, 2014

Xtarxhyne:
Love lines na

Baby u must b a suicide bomber cos u always blow my mind

Ur mum must b an okro seller .....ur beauty draws me close to u

Xtarxhyneeeee..Lmao...dont kill me dis nite

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by MizMyColi(f): 9:13pm On Oct 09, 2014

Xtarxhyne:
and he's gonna receive a thunderous slap

Add a kick to the groin too shocked

LoL

#JustKidding o

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by MizMyColi(f): 9:14pm On Oct 09, 2014

Xtarxhyne:
and he's gonna receive a thunderous slap

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:14pm On Oct 09, 2014

Baby are you a light switch? Cus anytime I see you, you turn me on

Are you an orphanage? Cus I wana give you a child

You're d only girl I love. But in 10years time I'll love another...she will call you mummy

My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U

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