Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. - Romance (2)

Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. - Romance (2) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum › Nairaland General › Romance › Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. (8848 Views)

1 2 3 4 5 Reply (Go Down)

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by MizMyColi(f): 9:18pm On Oct 09, 2014

5naira:
is that your own pick_up line, does it works for guys

Lolest.

Are you high tonight?

What are you saying now?
kiss

Cute pic btw.

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by MizMyColi(f): 9:20pm On Oct 09, 2014

tobiboss:
The fvck!! And i was bout telling u dat

LoL

Shows how lucky you are.
kiss

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:22pm On Oct 09, 2014

Hehehe

High school ish over here cheesy

- You're so damn pretty that I had to forget my pick-up lines.

- For a moment I thought I was in heaven, just then I realised that heaven was brought to me.

- Do you usually stay up this beautiful or is today a special day?

- Please hold my arms for a second, I wanna tell my friends that've been touched by an angel.

- I think something is wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it (Still using this ish mehn) grin

3 Likes

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by chibwike(op): 9:22pm On Oct 09, 2014

MizMyColi:
Lolest.

Are you high tonight?

What are you saying now?

Cute pic btw.

u ve not told me dat my pic is cute..before oh

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:26pm On Oct 09, 2014

chibwike:
Xtarxhyneeeee..Lmao...dont kill me dis nite

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:28pm On Oct 09, 2014

MizMyColi:
Add a kick to the groin too

LoL

#JustKidding o

......

1 Like

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:29pm On Oct 09, 2014

Baby is brother shekau, because anytime I see you, you blow my mind

Shii!My phone spoilt (what happened) I don't have your number in it

There are 20 angels, 8 are sleeping , 11 are playing , one is standing before me

Is this a trap? Cause I'm falling for you

3 Likes

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by tobiboss(m): 9:38pm On Oct 09, 2014

MizMyColi:
LoL

Shows how lucky you are.

wow, coincidence, my middle name's Lucky

2 Likes

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by yorex2011: 9:40pm On Oct 09, 2014

Hey... u forgot to give me your number when we met in my dreams last night...

3 Likes

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by yorex2011: 9:41pm On Oct 09, 2014

Are u a magician.. Cos u got me hypnotized by ur beauty

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by yorex2011: 9:43pm On Oct 09, 2014

U must be an army commander cos u got my lipsrsealed

standing at attention shocked

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:46pm On Oct 09, 2014

yorex2011:
Hey... u forgot to give me your number when we met in my dreams last night...

Hehe

Aint this classic? cheesy

You know it's one thing cooking up this sharp lines, it's another thing having the chutzpah to spew them.

One needs a high level of confidence to present them and have that chick grinning like a roasted xmas goat grin

2 Likes

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by yorex2011: 9:48pm On Oct 09, 2014

AirborneLacer:
Hehe

Aint this classic?

You know it's one thing cooking up this sharp lines, it's another thing having the chutzpah to spew them.

One needs a high level of confidence to present them and have that chick grinning like a roasted xmas goat

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:54pm On Oct 09, 2014

Jen fuolenu/ let me hammer your kpekus

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 10:07pm On Oct 09, 2014

MizMyColi:
Lolest.

Are you high tonight?

yea babe, Am so so high on weed.

You'd care for some?? ??

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by MizMyColi(f): 10:11pm On Oct 09, 2014

chibwike:
u ve not told me dat my pic is cute..before oh

Chibwike.............

I know I shouldn't swear, but wallahi, I clicked on your profile today and was just staring at you, analyzing.

The conclusion of the matter is you look handsomely manly.

See, I may be flattering you, yes. But I'm saying the truth at the same time, from my perspective at least.

2 Likes

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by chibwike(op): 10:16pm On Oct 09, 2014

MizMyColi:

Chibwike.............

I know I shouldn't swear, but wallahi, I clicked on your profile today and was just staring at you, analyzing.

The conclusion of the matter is you look handsomely manly.

See, I may be flattering you, yes. But I'm saying the truth at the same time, from my perspective at least.

Thank you Miz....i needed that..to have a good nite sleep.

2 Likes

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by J0nyb0y(m): 10:17pm On Oct 09, 2014

Hilarious... But do guys still use pick up lines? Never used them tho

1 Like

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 10:17pm On Oct 09, 2014

toecyne:
Jen fuolenu/ let me hammer your kpekus

.
.......... grin

....................... grin

................................... grin

........................ grin

........... grin

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Superstar007(m): 12:38am On Oct 10, 2014

Xtarxhyne:
Baby....r u a lizard cos Agamma eyes on u

What?

#faints

1 Like

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by leumas91: 1:15am On Oct 10, 2014

You are the egg in my eggroll...without you am just a buns! grin

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by marieolae(f): 1:48am On Oct 10, 2014

chibwike:
Thank you Miz....i needed that..to have a good nite sleep.

hmmmm

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by naijaboiy: 3:20am On Oct 10, 2014

toecyne:
Jen fuolenu/ let me hammer your kpekus

Simple and short

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 6:37am On Oct 10, 2014

yorex2011:
I might not be the first to comment on ur beauty... But d love i have for you is frontpage material

lmao

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 6:39am On Oct 10, 2014

Xtarxhyne:
Baby....r u a lizard cos Agamma eyes on u

lmao

xtar you don craze ahswear

1 Like

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by passionate88: 6:50am On Oct 10, 2014

@ tobiboss

"The only free thing that comes with success is girls"

Your signature is so on point

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 6:50am On Oct 10, 2014

Superstar007:
What?

#faints

close ur mouth jo grin

pours hot water on him

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 6:51am On Oct 10, 2014

KiddaBlingzz:
lmao

xtar you don craze ahswear

Hian! hehehehehehehehehe

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by chibwike(op): 7:25am On Oct 10, 2014

marieolae:
hmmmm

warrisit

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Superstar007(m): 7:31am On Oct 10, 2014

Xtarxhyne:
close ur mouth jo

pours hot water on him

*Coughing and talking with a weak voice*
I need mouth to mouth resuscitation

#faints again grin

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 8:24am On Oct 10, 2014

Superstar007:
*Coughing and talking with a weak voice*
I need mouth to mouth resuscitation

#faints again

U wish

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Odunharry(m): 8:34am On Oct 10, 2014

MizMyColi:
Okay, as funny as this seems, any guy that tells me such just got himself a card board sized Red Card.

Baby....r u a lizard cos Agamma
eyes on u

lol

2 Likes

1 2 3 4 5 Reply

Pickup Lines For Any Girl • Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! • Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) • 2 • 3 • 4

Every Disappointment Is A Blessing In Disguise... (my Experience This Morning) • The Day I Know Im A Fine Boy (picture) • Photos: This Is NOT The Feminism That We Preach.