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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by nickz(m): 12:16pm On Oct 10, 2014

olosk:
Baby, when I get to onitsha I will buy you aba

heheheheheheheh........imagining this shit in english with some thick ibo acent

*rotfl*

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by thegoodjoehunt3(m): 1:26pm On Oct 10, 2014

Xtarxhyne:
Baby....r u a lizard cos Agamma eyes on u

You got me laughing. This is hilarious.

Funniest pick up line ever.

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by 6packdude: 1:29pm On Oct 10, 2014

Can I slot my ATM card in your machine?

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by 6packdude: 1:34pm On Oct 10, 2014

You smell like trash, can I take you out?

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by MizMyColi(f): 1:39pm On Oct 10, 2014

6packdude:
You smell like trash, can I take you out?

No Thanks.
I don't wanna look Trashy undecided

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by thegoodjoehunt3(m): 1:41pm On Oct 10, 2014

I thought love was blind until I saw you.

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by chibwike(op): 1:42pm On Oct 10, 2014

MizMyColi:
No Thanks.
I don't wanna look Trashy

buhahahaha...Miz

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by thegoodjoehunt3(m): 1:44pm On Oct 10, 2014

Girl your Bakassi is bothering my Peninsula.
You must be a poultry famer because you raise cocks..

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by chibwike(op): 1:50pm On Oct 10, 2014

thegoodjoehunt3:
Girl your Bakassi is bothering my Peninsula.
You must be a poultry famer because you raise cocks..

No decent chic, would accept these pick up lines

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by thegoodjoehunt3(m): 1:54pm On Oct 10, 2014

chibwike:
No decent chic, would accept these pick up lines

I wonder how you know. Are you a chic?

Sorry, I could not help it.

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by 6packdude: 1:54pm On Oct 10, 2014

I like you, can we have sex and see where we go from there? *wink*

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by 6packdude: 1:55pm On Oct 10, 2014

MizMyColi:
No Thanks.
I don't wanna look Trashy

I can help you out cheesy

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by MizMyColi(f): 1:58pm On Oct 10, 2014

6packdude:
I can help you out

Thanks but no thanks.

And Hey! angry

Don't even think of violating my fundamental ~~trash~~ human rights

You'll get served.

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by 6packdude: 2:08pm On Oct 10, 2014

MizMyColi:
Thanks but no thanks.

And Hey!

Don't even think of violating my fundamental ~~trash~~ human rights

You'll get served.

Your trash is safe with me, that's my specialty kiss

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by thegoodjoehunt3(m): 2:14pm On Oct 10, 2014

Heaven is missing an angel. I was sent to bring you home.

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 2:36pm On Oct 10, 2014

Is your name grace? You look amazing
Excuse me are you a keyboard cux yhur my type grin

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by olosk(m): 3:01pm On Oct 10, 2014

nickz:
heheheheheheheh........imagining this shit in english with some thick ibo acent

*rotfl*

u can only Imagine.....

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by tobiboss(m): 3:42pm On Oct 10, 2014

thegoodjoehunt3:

You must be a poultry famer because you raise cocks..

ohhh myyyy GODDD!!!! hehehehe grin

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by priscaoge(f): 3:56pm On Oct 10, 2014

MizMyColi:
Thanks but no thanks.

And Hey!

Don't even think of violating my fundamental ~~trash~~ human rights

You'll get served.

I didn't see d pm again. What's up naa angry

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by itsValo(m): 4:48pm On Oct 10, 2014

Baby gal re you from Tennesse? Because your the only Ten I See!"

Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?

Av used it and it worked

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by MizMyColi(f): 5:14pm On Oct 10, 2014

priscaoge:
I didn't see d pm again. What's up naa

Nne, biko check your yahoomail.
I just sent you another mail, this time, via my yahoo account.

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by priscaoge(f): 5:44pm On Oct 10, 2014

MizMyColi:

Nne, biko check your yahoomail.
I just sent you another mail, this time, via my yahoo account.

Alright Ma'am let me check wink

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by priscaoge(f): 6:06pm On Oct 10, 2014

MizMyColi:

Nne, biko check your yahoomail.
I just sent you another mail, this time, via my yahoo account.

Done!! Check your mail esp ur gmail

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by oluamid(m): 6:20pm On Oct 10, 2014

priscaoge:
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.

Lmao

And na lady talk this one oo shocked

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by oluamid(m): 6:26pm On Oct 10, 2014

chibwike:
Thank you Miz....i needed that..to have a good nite sleep.

Guy, no let your head swell for that place oo. cheesy

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by chibwike(op): 6:30pm On Oct 10, 2014

oluamid:
Guy, no let your head swell for that place oo.

Lol..e don burst cef

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Harrychocoberry(m): 6:48pm On Oct 10, 2014

MizMyColi:

Chibwike.............

I know I shouldn't swear, but wallahi, I clicked on your profile today and was just staring at you, analyzing.

The conclusion of the matter is you look handsomely manly.

First of all,am apologizing for brawling into peoples comments and derailing threads if there's anything like that.

Mizcoli,can we acknowledge the wonders of Jah in one of His creatures,by atleast seeing your Face.

*heard alot of positive things about you,though*

B/w;Master Chibwike..You're Handsome& you open cool threads,thumps up

See, I may be flattering you, yes. But I'm saying the truth at the same time, from my perspective at least.

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by chibwike(op): 6:50pm On Oct 10, 2014

[quote author=Harrychocoberry post=27032029][/quote]Ok, i just got it.,thanks man

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by MizMyColi(f): 6:52pm On Oct 10, 2014

[quote author=Harrychocoberry post=27032029][/quote]Lolest.
Thanks, thanks

I don't wanna take down that pic.

I want it to be like Se un's.

A signature picture.

I'll upload one in my diary.

Just BOLO

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by 30secs(m): 6:56pm On Oct 10, 2014

Baby are you a 'motherboard' cause I'd 'ram' you all night long.
Hey baby, whenever I see you, it turns my software into hardware.
Is your name wi-fi? Cos I'm feeling a connection

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by oluamid(m): 7:04pm On Oct 10, 2014

30secs:
Baby are you a 'motherboard' cause I'd 'ram' you all night long.
Hey baby, whenever I see you, it turns my software into hardware.
Is your name wi-fi? Cos I'm feeling a connection

Badht boi

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 7:10pm On Oct 10, 2014

thegoodjoehunt3:
You got me laughing. This is hilarious.

Funniest pick up line ever.

muhehehehehe

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