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IrishKez:
Sweetheart!
Good evening dearie
How's your weekend going?

sucre, i'm gud. It's bn an 'enclosed' weekend anyway. How's urs?

Danhumprey:


I'm suspecting Jbluv55.

Why you nor come woo her during the wooing season na? At least just maybe you would have been a worthy opponent but I'm guessing you were damn too scared to go up against me .

kilokeys:
haba i am nt drunk
babe no b quarrel
Re u a skunk?
i never knew u were a nutty squirrel
i am nt a punk
and u rnt as graced as a gazelle

I am not naughty

Am sorry if my question came across as rude
I asked because you said you were gonna "remain sober till December"

daveP:
I'm fit. Wana tell you something (whispers). Thinking how to

Wow, sweetheart go ahead and tell me the "something"
Don't tell me you're shy shy

Jbluv55:
Hello IrishKez, don't mind that boy. He is always chasing after 'meat' that is already being chewed by another. Didn't he ever learn that it pays to chase after fresh 'meat'?

Good evening dear!

daveP:
And suddenly i feel like giving two peeps an RKO!

JBluv55 another carton of canned malta guiness! Chilled thank you (eyes one of em playing pool some metres away)

Yes sire .

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IrishKez:
I am not naughty

Am sorry if my question came across as rude
I asked because you said you were gonna "remain sober till December"

i was only trying to be poetic. .. u ruined it.. ur first impression.. chai.. i know we guys weary u all day with such.. but we r in a bar.. u should relax.. and be indifferent sometimes.. or just ignore.

IrishKez:


Good evening dear!

Good evening beautiful Kez . I need that mouth of yours open so what drink shall I bring? Or would I be needing a razor to force it open?

Jbluv55:
Hahahaha . Is it necessary to come for checkups even when there are no signs of a teeth problem?

Yes,one can't be too careful

kilokeys:
i was only trying to be poetic. .. u ruined it.. ur first impression.. chai.. i know we guys weary u all day with such.. but we r in a bar.. u should relax.. and be indifferent sometimes.. or just ignore.

Yeah I saw the little rhyme you created there . Nice tho' a bit crude .

Caseless:
sucre, i'm gud. It's bn an 'enclosed' weekend anyway. How's urs?

More like an "enclosed" weekend for me too, but then it's almost like a ritual for me.

chycoroxie:
Yes,one can't be too careful

Ok, so how do I book an appointment?

Caseless:
na u get rap battle?

Na which day be their battle o

Jbluv55:
Ok, so how do I book an appointment?

Private discussion

Caseless:
i'm learning...
D simulation or illustration na die.

Hehe . Nor mind me jare, I could be a philosopher like IrishKez @ times .

Jbluv55:
Good evening beautiful Kez . I need that mouth of yours open so what drink shall I bring? Or would I be needing a razor to force it open?

Razor blade!

Jbluv55:
Yeah I saw the little rhyme you created there . Nice tho' a bit crude .

barman.. life is beautiful jare... i cant be too serious or too nice or too professional in everything all d time.. meanwhile.. what a wonderful world.. i think ill do a guitar work and upload in a jiffy.
can u serve campari.. while i find my guitar?

chycoroxie:
Private discussion

Buhehehehe . Ok, but can I @ least ask how the charges are structured?

kilokeys:
jbluv55 .. abeg dont allow humorless babes into ur bar o.. i go konk some pple..
meanwhile.. lemme share a voicenote..
her voice is mwaah.. she is a friend

Is she on NL?
Nice voice

IrishKez:
More like an "enclosed" weekend for me too, but then it's almost like a ritual for me.

u dont mean it.
At some point, i had to force myself out of d enclosure.

SpcAgtOko:
Is she on NL?
Nice voice

naah.. she would kill me if she knew i made something of hers public.. it just shows many talented pple dey.. whether na shyness or lack of ambition.. or both..

IrishKez:
Razor blade!

Buhehehehe . Your plans to get me maimed this night will not work

*starts rebuking the forces making me want to use the razor blade on her mouth *

**manages to overcome the temptation**

***drops two bottles of Snake Venom on her table***

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****runs away****

kilokeys:
naah.. she would kill me if she knew i made something of hers public.. it just shows many talented pple dey.. whether na shyness or lack of ambition.. or both..

Well she has a nice voice

IrishKez:
Wow, sweetheart go ahead and tell me the "something"
Don't tell me you're shy shy

erm... Not really. (exhales) (scratches head) dont bother again.

Jbluv55:
Hehe . Nor mind me jare, I could be a philosopher like IrishKez @ times .

Am not a philosopher

Jbluv55:
Yes sire .

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Thanks Jb! (opens 1st and 2nd bottles respectively)

kilokeys:
barman.. life is beautiful jare... i cant be too serious or too nice or too professional in everything all d time.. meanwhile.. what a wonderful world.. i think ill do a guitar work and upload in a jiffy.
can u serve campari.. while i find my guitar?

Here you go sire

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*whispers to him*.....I wish I could learn to play the guitar and the keyboard

Jbluv55:
Hehe . Nor mind me jare, I could be a philosopher like IrishKez @ times .

oya nau! I'm learning frm d 'besty' best on dis forum.

Caseless:
u dont mean it.
At some point, i had to force myself out of d enclosure.

I mean it!

Yeah once in a while I do that too

Jbluv55:
Na which day be their battle o

i heart it's slated to hold tonight.

Jbluv55:
Buhehehehe . Your plans to get me maimed this night will not work

*starts rebuking the forces making me want to use the razor blade on her mouth *

**manages to overcome the temptation**

***drops two bottles of Snake Venom on her table***

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****runs away****

IrishKez:
Am not a philosopher

Erm......ok complete the below for me....
If it looks like a duck,
Qucks like a duck,
Walks like a duck,
And swims like a duck,
Then________________