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1. I wouldn't wanna turn my home to court of law
where people points
out who is right or wrong, i will only involve you
in the decision making
like in partnership but my say is final, no
argument sweetie.
2. Dont forget you are only the 2nd in command,
so when i'm away you
take charge of our home, when i'm back you hand
over immediately, no
delay.
3. When i'm scolding any child, you allow me
finish, dont ever use d word "my child", it is ours
not yours.
4. I believe in your decision, if you have rebuked
any child don't report
him or her to me again, no child shall be punished
twice for one offence
no matter how grievous the offence is.
5. Thou shall not correct me in the presence of
the kids, except its done
with humor.
6. You shall not be a banker, i repeat, you shall
not be a banker, though
u will be a chartered accountant;i dont want my
kids calling maid
mummy. Saturdays and Sundays must be work
free day, or you quit the job no matter how fat the
salary is.
7. Thou shall not make any expenses of 100k and
above without my
knowledge, whether its in my favour or a surprise,
i dont care if its your
money or not, you own the money, i own you.
8. If i'm not back on time, it is your duty to put a
call across not thinking dirty with ur brain that
i'm somewhere chilling with friends and girls.
9. You will cook all my meals like my mother did,
no excuses except i
cook it myself.No pretty maid or i wouldn't be
held responsible for
whatever happens thereafter.
10. Did i say this before. . . .You are going to
keep looking good like a
girlfriend, be in shape, watch your weight and all
that, if you start
wearing big baggy to bed you are on your own
ohh.
11. No third PARTY, not your mother or friends,
its you and I only.
12.You must be home by or before 6pm, no plenty
meetings, clubs or social gathering.
13. No grudges, you must learn to forgive this
guy,so we live happily till
death do us part.
Your husband......Abisoye
Very simple Rules... hehehehe! have a glorious
week AMIGOS!

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LMAO. Commando Husband. I love the rules just that some sound authoritative.
I move for the adoption of rules 3,4,5,6,8,9 10 and 12.

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