₦airaland Forum

valmunich:
I was explaining

tosyne2much:
I must confess that I just like creating threads different from the normal one we create on a regular basis. It would be immature of you if you take this write up personal, thereby throwing insults

Lemme keep the ball rolling

1. Taking a Lady To an Eatery
When you take a lady to an eatery and you inquire to know what she would like to eat and she's like I just need only popcorn. Inwardly joy overwhelms you and you are like ( ope oooooo) but outwardly, you are like baby you need to take something better now

2. Dipping Your Hands Into Your
Pocket

This is a little bit funny. When talking to a lady, you are carried away fantasizing on how to grab her bosom and next thing, errec.tion starts and the only way you could cover up your shameful act is throw your two hands into ya pocket smiling sheepishly



3. Smiling Sheepishly-
it is a clear sign that you are
uncomfortably at attention and in the mood. You start smiling for no reason even when everything seems to be boring


4. Paid for Date = Getting laid That Day
You take a lady on a date and having spent a lot on meals, shawama and so on, you insist she must go home with him the
very first day you took her out

5. You Keep Going in and Coming Out Of The Room
You are both together in the room, for no reason, you are just going in and coming out of the room even when this is an indication that you want to ( make I no use all mouth talk jhor) but you don't knw how and where to start..

which one are you guilty of ?

Pls no forming here oooo

aaronson:
Only guilty on no 5,when a babe comes visiting,you should see they way I would keep moving from the kitchen to re washing my bathroom,go back to the kitchen to wash already washed plates,then come back sit and on my feet again to do something,I just don't know why?

adonbilivit:
i am guilty of nairalanding while talking to people. bilivit

Begonia:
I always just assumed guys put their hands in their pockets while wooing a girl in order to seem confident. Never in my life would I have thought it had anything to do with an erecti0n..

Begonia:
I always just assumed guys put their hands in their pockets while wooing a girl in order to seem confident. Never in my life would I have thought it had anything to do with an erecti0n..

tosyne2much:
I'm guilty of 1, 2 and 3

lawrenceunaa:
adonbilivit

Rapsainot:
oga tosin

wincyhov:
op always making sense. Do make u go start ur blog fighting against woman wrapperinsm on legendary level
keep it up.
I'm guilty of 1 2 and 3

naijaboiy:
Guilty of 1,2,3 and 5

One of the most trying times in a man's life is making the 'first move'

Na some girls dey cause am sha

Tosyne2much you caught us red handed

prettythicksme:
chaiii

Wetin happen na

MisterLongman:
I will not behead you, just bring your head.

tosyne2much:
oya talk, which one u dey guilty of ?

adonbilivit:
best believe it. u be LAWyer? Mr. LAWrence

naijaboiy:
Wetin happen na