FrancisTony:

#Ikwere/Igbo girls rock when it comes to natural beauty without a touch of makeup(foundation).

daveP:
are pepper sellers that smooth.no sweat. well some are pretty

huge: cute tomatoes seller
tonto: oga
huge: come to my house and sell to me
tonto: my madam say make I no follow any man go house o
huge: don't worry I go do u well, I go buy everything
tonto: u mean am?
huge: yes na
tonto: OK make we de go

huge: climb upstairs
tonto: hia!! na 4 upstair u go buy am?
huge: yes cutie
tonto: hia, oga, me cutie? (bows her face down in a shy manner)
OK sir, shey u go buy all?
huge: yes I will & I go dash u money too & next time if u come again I go buy u handset
tonto: heeeeee!! handset? I go come,
huge: OK , come help me remove my shoes
tonto: OK
huge: also remove my trouser am tired, and come and massage my body
tonto: hey, oga ur body is soft oo. u big real big man o. oga y is ur tin big & hard?
huge: its bcs its hungry for u na, u like am?
tonto: yes na, I like am well well, my calabar boyfriend own de small.
huge: really? OK do any thing u wan do with am
tonto: aaaaaah!!!! u sweet ooo, oga.

Tonto: Hey oga, time don go ooo, my madam go kill me today.

Huge: don't worry, how much is the basket of tomatoes?
tonto: N5000 sir
Huge: OK take this N7000
Tonto: hey! (jumps up and hugs oga) thank u oga. oga u sweet well well.
Tonto: oga wen I go come back for my phone?
Oga: tomorrow
Tonto: OK sir. bye

Princesschi:




guy u dey Nland dey waste ur talent and Nollywood dey collapse everyday. If na pple like u dey write script for nollywood, i go dey watch naija movies like white.

Tenim47:
I wil go 4 her, if am givin d opotunity,
.
I curiously lov her (kisses)

claireshan:
This girl can act eh,, the role even fit her sef

arvinsloane:

I bet you wouldn't wanna do what she does to make fp

uzolexis:


Wat is it dat she does? I am able n capable

seangy4konji:
So how it take concern me?

Lilimax:
This lady Tonto is so beautiful without make-up

hugelyendowed:
huge: cute tomatoes seller
tonto: oga
huge: come to my house and sell to me
tonto: my madam say make I no follow any man go house o
huge: don't worry I go do u well, I go buy everything
tonto: u mean am?
huge: yes na
tonto: OK make we de go

huge: climb upstairs
tonto: hia!! na 4 upstair u go buy am?
huge: yes cutie
tonto: hia, oga, me cutie? (bows her face down in a shy manner)
OK sir, shey u go buy all?
huge: yes I will & I go dash u money too & next time if u come again I go buy u handset
tonto: heeeeee!! handset? I go come,
huge: OK , come help me remove my shoes
tonto: OK
huge: also remove my trouser am tired, and come and massage my body
tonto: hey, oga ur body is soft oo. u big real big man o. oga y is ur tin big & hard?
huge: its bcs its hungry for u na, u like am?
tonto: yes na, I like am well well, my calabar boyfriend own de small.
huge: really? OK do any thing u wan do with am
tonto: aaaaaah!!!! u sweet ooo, oga.

Tonto: Hey oga, time don go ooo, my madam go kill me today.

Huge: don't worry, how much is the basket of tomatoes?
tonto: N5000 sir
Huge: OK take this N7000
Tonto: hey! (jumps up and hugs oga) thank u oga. oga u sweet well well.
Tonto: oga wen I go come back for my phone?
Oga: tomorrow
Tonto: OK sir. bye

lalasticlala:
OMG!!! Tonto looks so real in this character of tomatoes and garri seller.

She looks decent, innocent and very pretty without make up. In fact she looks like a virgin, that's if she's not one.

Pics from : http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2014/10/tonto-dikeh-sells-tomatoes-and-garri.html?m=1

hugelyendowed:
huge: cute tomatoes seller
tonto: oga
huge: come to my house and sell to me
tonto: my madam say make I no follow any man go house o
huge: don't worry I go do u well, I go buy everything
tonto: u mean am?
huge: yes na
tonto: OK make we de go

huge: climb upstairs
tonto: hia!! na 4 upstair u go buy am?
huge: yes cutie
tonto: hia, oga, me cutie? (bows her face down in a shy manner)
OK sir, shey u go buy all?
huge: yes I will & I go dash u money too & next time if u come again I go buy u handset
tonto: heeeeee!! handset? I go come,
huge: OK , come help me remove my shoes
tonto: OK
huge: also remove my trouser am tired, and come and massage my body
tonto: hey, oga ur body is soft oo. u big real big man o. oga y is ur tin big & hard?
huge: its bcs its hungry for u na, u like am?
tonto: yes na, I like am well well, my calabar boyfriend own de small.
huge: really? OK do any thing u wan do with am
tonto: aaaaaah!!!! u sweet ooo, oga.

Tonto: Hey oga, time don go ooo, my madam go kill me today.

Huge: don't worry, how much is the basket of tomatoes?
tonto: N5000 sir
Huge: OK take this N7000
Tonto: hey! (jumps up and hugs oga) thank u oga. oga u sweet well well.
Tonto: oga wen I go come back for my phone?
Oga: tomorrow
Tonto: OK sir. bye

If you were in thesame position you will do thesame thing.Lets not deceive ourselves and leave others alone

hugelyendowed:
huge: cute tomatoes seller
tonto: oga
huge: come to my house and sell to me
tonto: my madam say make I no follow any man go house o
huge: don't worry I go do u well, I go buy everything
tonto: u mean am?
huge: yes na
tonto: OK make we de go

huge: climb upstairs
tonto: hia!! na 4 upstair u go buy am?
huge: yes cutie
tonto: hia, oga, me cutie? (bows her face down in a shy manner)
OK sir, shey u go buy all?
huge: yes I will & I go dash u money too & next time if u come again I go buy u handset
tonto: heeeeee!! handset? I go come,
huge: OK , come help me remove my shoes
tonto: OK
huge: also remove my trouser am tired, and come and massage my body
tonto: hey, oga ur body is soft oo. u big real big man o. oga y is ur tin big & hard?
huge: its bcs its hungry for u na, u like am?
tonto: yes na, I like am well well, my calabar boyfriend own de small.
huge: really? OK do any thing u wan do with am
tonto: aaaaaah!!!! u sweet ooo, oga.

Tonto: Hey oga, time don go ooo, my madam go kill me today.

Huge: don't worry, how much is the basket of tomatoes?
tonto: N5000 sir
Huge: OK take this N7000
Tonto: hey! (jumps up and hugs oga) thank u oga. oga u sweet well well.
Tonto: oga wen I go come back for my phone?
Oga: tomorrow
Tonto: OK sir. bye

hugelyendowed:
huge: cute tomatoes seller
tonto: oga
huge: come to my house and sell to me
tonto: my madam say make I no follow any man go house o
huge: don't worry I go do u well, I go buy everything
tonto: u mean am?
huge: yes na
tonto: OK make we de go

huge: climb upstairs
tonto: hia!! na 4 upstair u go buy am?
huge: yes cutie
tonto: hia, oga, me cutie? (bows her face down in a shy manner)
OK sir, shey u go buy all?
huge: yes I will & I go dash u money too & next time if u come again I go buy u handset
tonto: heeeeee!! handset? I go come,
huge: OK , come help me remove my shoes
tonto: OK
huge: also remove my trouser am tired, and come and massage my body
tonto: hey, oga ur body is soft oo. u big real big man o. oga y is ur tin big & hard?
huge: its bcs its hungry for u na, u like am?
tonto: yes na, I like am well well, my calabar boyfriend own de small.
huge: really? OK do any thing u wan do with am
tonto: aaaaaah!!!! u sweet ooo, oga.

Tonto: Hey oga, time don go ooo, my madam go kill me today.

Huge: don't worry, how much is the basket of tomatoes?
tonto: N5000 sir
Huge: OK take this N7000
Tonto: hey! (jumps up and hugs oga) thank u oga. oga u sweet well well.
Tonto: oga wen I go come back for my phone?
Oga: tomorrow
Tonto: OK sir. bye

Epathra:
Destiny is calling her.
*cross arms to dodge bashing*

hugelyendowed:
huge: cute tomatoes seller
tonto: oga
huge: come to my house and sell to me
tonto: my madam say make I no follow any man go house o
huge: don't worry I go do u well, I go buy everything
tonto: u mean am?
huge: yes na
tonto: OK make we de go

huge: climb upstairs
tonto: hia!! na 4 upstair u go buy am?
huge: yes cutie
tonto: hia, oga, me cutie? (bows her face down in a shy manner)
OK sir, shey u go buy all?
huge: yes I will & I go dash u money too & next time if u come again I go buy u handset
tonto: heeeeee!! handset? I go come,
huge: OK , come help me remove my shoes
tonto: OK
huge: also remove my trouser am tired, and come and massage my body
tonto: hey, oga ur body is soft oo. u big real big man o. oga y is ur tin big & hard?
huge: its bcs its hungry for u na, u like am?
tonto: yes na, I like am well well, my calabar boyfriend own de small.
huge: really? OK do any thing u wan do with am
tonto: aaaaaah!!!! u sweet ooo, oga.

Tonto: Hey oga, time don go ooo, my madam go kill me today.

Huge: don't worry, how much is the basket of tomatoes?
tonto: N5000 sir
Huge: OK take this N7000
Tonto: hey! (jumps up and hugs oga) thank u oga. oga u sweet well well.
Tonto: oga wen I go come back for my phone?
Oga: tomorrow
Tonto: OK sir. bye

fimbar25:
lol


Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these Nigerians ... in
heaven o
GOD: What have they done this time?
Angels: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't
obey traffic rules, they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They
are reckless!(exasperated). In fact they have turned heaven
upside down since the first time we started admitting them.
GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very special to me...ehm let
me call Satan in hell to see how he's doing....
(phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over there…?
Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to
resolve.
(ten minutes later)
GOD: hell-o Lucifer
Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis.
(one hour later)
Satan; Sorry Baba GOD.
GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over there?
Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in hell. He
(stammers) they.. they....they have quenched the fire in hell and
installed air conditioners"

uzolexis:


Wat is it dat she does? I am able n capable