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Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Babanl(m): 10:24am On Oct 17, 2014 |
This happened at the UCH mortuary, Ibadan, Oyo state. A morgue attendant by the name Seun popularly called “Opelenge” has been branded ‘the new miracle worker’ after his sperm brought to life a lady that has been dead for a week. According to his confession, it was 11pm on a Tuesday night, and he was the only one on duty so as usual, he went to check on the body of the dead to see they were tamper free. While doing his usual check, he saw this beautiful woman with massive firm boobs whose body is still fresh, in his words he said “I have never had a stronger erection that the one I had that day, Rukayat sef no reach do am”, so he couldn’t help but press the boobs and w**k to it. After minutes of masturbating, he ejaculated on the woman and behold the woman woke up. The scared man ran away for his life but after some minutes, he came back and saw the woman eating his food, the woman had no clue where she had been and appeared not to be threatening. The man had no choice but to report himself to the authorities, however, the family of the lady said they won’t press charges. When FNN spoke to the lady, she said “Sperm-man is my hero, I’d love him to bring me to life more often”, if you know what she meant. /2014/08/mans-sperm-wakes-dead/ |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Nobody: 10:26am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Nice story line |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Nobody: 10:28am On Oct 17, 2014 |
What a shame? Another reason to make this one a governor. Mtcheeew! |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Nobody: 10:29am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Hehehehe i need to start making good use of mine, if you know what i mean |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by desgiezd(m): 10:29am On Oct 17, 2014 |
As I read along, I kept on looking for FNN knowing that this can only be by them! 3 Likes |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Nobody: 10:30am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by 1stola1(m): 10:33am On Oct 17, 2014 |
What a "moronïc" story. *hiss* |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Bossontop(m): 10:46am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Haba boss...u think u are telling stories to ur junior ones ne |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by KingTom(m): 10:50am On Oct 17, 2014 |
KiddaBlingzz why did you bring me to this useless thread na |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Mayour11(m): 10:54am On Oct 17, 2014 |
there's nothing you won't see on NL. Well, it has no source now |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by STENON(f): 11:02am On Oct 17, 2014 |
KingTom:My friend stop complaining Jare...... You also did the same by bringing me to this Thread. * Cycles out slowly with my popcorns* |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by kokoA(m): 11:04am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Na so my own dey do to o.. Miracle akamu |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Nobody: 11:05am On Oct 17, 2014 |
no really, what T.H is this? |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Nobody: 11:07am On Oct 17, 2014 |
this is why people are dying.. a useless dog take it upon himself to self-service on dead women. I just hope my grandma is safe |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Nobody: 11:11am On Oct 17, 2014 |
KingTom:its the devils handwork |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Nobody: 11:13am On Oct 17, 2014 |
STENON:*follows her and collects popcorn and starts munching without permission* |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by KingTom(m): 11:20am On Oct 17, 2014 |
KiddaBlingzz: |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Nobody: 11:23am On Oct 17, 2014 |
You guys didn't see FNN there abi?, those Fake Nigeria News Idiots |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by KingTom(m): 11:25am On Oct 17, 2014 |
STENON:***Follows slowly behind*** |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by STENON(f): 11:41am On Oct 17, 2014 |
KingTom:Quickly hide the Popcorn and walks majestically...... |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by KingTom(m): 11:48am On Oct 17, 2014 |
STENON:**pretends to be dead** as she rushes towards me to check. I rise up, snatch the popcorn and runs away |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Kayceo2010: 11:55am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Fake Naija News (FNN) Una no go kill me.. Lwkm.. Which kind Admin dey even run this website. Just funny and impossible news every time.. Fake News indeed |
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by publicenemy(m): 12:58pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
hmnn.. |
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