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Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Babanl(m): 10:24am On Oct 17, 2014
This happened at the UCH mortuary, Ibadan, Oyo
state. A morgue attendant by the name Seun
popularly called “Opelenge” has been branded ‘the
new miracle worker’ after his sperm brought to life
a lady that has been dead for a week.
According to his confession, it was 11pm on a
Tuesday night, and he was the only one on duty so
as usual, he went to check on the body of the dead
to see they were tamper free.
While doing his usual check, he saw this beautiful
woman with massive firm boobs whose body is still
fresh, in his words he said “I have never had a
stronger erection that the one I had that day,
Rukayat sef no reach do am”, so he couldn’t help
but press the boobs and w**k to it.
After minutes of masturbating, he ejaculated on the
woman and behold the woman woke up. The
scared man ran away for his life but after some
minutes, he came back and saw the woman eating
his food, the woman had no clue where she had
been and appeared not to be threatening.
The man had no choice but to report himself to the
authorities, however, the family of the lady said they
won’t press charges. When FNN spoke to the lady,
she said “Sperm-man is my hero, I’d love him to
bring me to life more often”, if you know what she
meant.

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Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Nobody: 10:26am On Oct 17, 2014
Nice story line
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Nobody: 10:28am On Oct 17, 2014
What a shame? Another reason to make this one a governor. Mtcheeew!
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Nobody: 10:29am On Oct 17, 2014
Hehehehe



i need to start making good use of mine, if you know what i mean tongue
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by desgiezd(m): 10:29am On Oct 17, 2014
As I read along, I kept on looking for FNN knowing that this can only be by them!

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Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Nobody: 10:30am On Oct 17, 2014
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by 1stola1(m): 10:33am On Oct 17, 2014
What a "moronïc" story.
*hiss*
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Bossontop(m): 10:46am On Oct 17, 2014
Haba boss...u think u are telling stories to ur junior ones ne
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by KingTom(m): 10:50am On Oct 17, 2014
KiddaBlingzz why did you bring me to this useless thread na undecided
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Mayour11(m): 10:54am On Oct 17, 2014
there's nothing you won't see on NL. Well, it has no source now
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by STENON(f): 11:02am On Oct 17, 2014
KingTom:
KiddaBlingzz why did you bring me to this useless thread na undecided
My friend stop complaining Jare......


You also did the same by bringing me to this Thread.
* Cycles out slowly with my popcorns*
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by kokoA(m): 11:04am On Oct 17, 2014
Na so my own dey do to o.. Miracle akamu grin
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Nobody: 11:05am On Oct 17, 2014
no really, what T.H is this?
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Nobody: 11:07am On Oct 17, 2014
this is why people are dying.. a useless dog take it upon himself to self-service on dead women. I just hope my grandma is safe
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Nobody: 11:11am On Oct 17, 2014
KingTom:
KiddaBlingzz why did you bring me to this useless thread na undecided
its the devils handwork sad
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Nobody: 11:13am On Oct 17, 2014
STENON:
My friend stop complaining Jare......


You also did the same by bringing me to this Thread.
* Cycles out slowly with my popcorns*
*follows her and collects popcorn and starts munching without permission*
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by KingTom(m): 11:20am On Oct 17, 2014
KiddaBlingzz:
its the devils handwork sad
grin grin
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Nobody: 11:23am On Oct 17, 2014
You guys didn't see FNN there abi?, those Fake Nigeria News Idiots
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by KingTom(m): 11:25am On Oct 17, 2014
STENON:
My friend stop complaining Jare......


You also did the same by bringing me to this Thread.
* Cycles out slowly with my popcorns*
***Follows slowly behind*** smiley
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by STENON(f): 11:41am On Oct 17, 2014
KingTom:

***Follows slowly behind*** smiley
Quickly hide the Popcorn and walks majestically......
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by KingTom(m): 11:48am On Oct 17, 2014
STENON:
Quickly hide the Popcorn and walks majestically......
**pretends to be dead** as she rushes towards me to check. I rise up, snatch the popcorn and runs away grin
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Kayceo2010: 11:55am On Oct 17, 2014
Fake Naija News (FNN) Una no go kill me.. Lwkm.. Which kind Admin dey even run this website. Just funny and impossible news every time.. Fake News indeed
Re: Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by publicenemy(m): 12:58pm On Oct 17, 2014
hmnn..

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