This happened at the UCH mortuary, Ibadan, Oyo
state. A morgue attendant by the name Seun
popularly called “Opelenge” has been branded ‘the
new miracle worker’ after his sperm brought to life
a lady that has been dead for a week.
According to his confession, it was 11pm on a
Tuesday night, and he was the only one on duty so
as usual, he went to check on the body of the dead
to see they were tamper free.
While doing his usual check, he saw this beautiful
woman with massive firm boobs whose body is still
fresh, in his words he said “I have never had a
stronger erection that the one I had that day,
Rukayat sef no reach do am”, so he couldn’t help
but press the boobs and w**k to it.
After minutes of masturbating, he ejaculated on the
woman and behold the woman woke up. The
scared man ran away for his life but after some
minutes, he came back and saw the woman eating
his food, the woman had no clue where she had
been and appeared not to be threatening.
The man had no choice but to report himself to the
authorities, however, the family of the lady said they
won’t press charges. When FNN spoke to the lady,
she said “Sperm-man is my hero, I’d love him to
bring me to life more often”, if you know what she
meant.

/2014/08/mans-sperm-wakes-dead/

Nice story line

What a shame? Another reason to make this one a governor. Mtcheeew!

Hehehehe



i need to start making good use of mine, if you know what i mean

As I read along, I kept on looking for FNN knowing that this can only be by them!

What a "moronïc" story.
*hiss*

Haba boss...u think u are telling stories to ur junior ones ne

KiddaBlingzz why did you bring me to this useless thread na

there's nothing you won't see on NL. Well, it has no source now

KingTom:
KiddaBlingzz why did you bring me to this useless thread na

My friend stop complaining Jare......


You also did the same by bringing me to this Thread.
* Cycles out slowly with my popcorns*

Na so my own dey do to o.. Miracle akamu

no really, what T.H is this?

this is why people are dying.. a useless dog take it upon himself to self-service on dead women. I just hope my grandma is safe

KingTom:
KiddaBlingzz why did you bring me to this useless thread na

its the devils handwork

STENON:
My friend stop complaining Jare......


You also did the same by bringing me to this Thread.
* Cycles out slowly with my popcorns*

*follows her and collects popcorn and starts munching without permission*

KiddaBlingzz:
its the devils handwork

You guys didn't see FNN there abi?, those Fake Nigeria News Idiots

STENON:
My friend stop complaining Jare......


You also did the same by bringing me to this Thread.
* Cycles out slowly with my popcorns*

***Follows slowly behind***

KingTom:

***Follows slowly behind***

Quickly hide the Popcorn and walks majestically......

STENON:
Quickly hide the Popcorn and walks majestically......

**pretends to be dead** as she rushes towards me to check. I rise up, snatch the popcorn and runs away

Fake Naija News (FNN) Una no go kill me.. Lwkm.. Which kind Admin dey even run this website. Just funny and impossible news every time.. Fake News indeed

hmnn..