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adebayour26:
Guy, u just copied my thread...this is extremely a bad idea.

www.nairaland.com/1953015/6-types-people-meet-banking

where did u copied urs too? Ole plus ole equals harm rubber.....

PapiWata:
The most important group of bank visitors have been omitted in your well written summary Hadey, and they are of course the EXECUTIVE bank robbers.

They show up dressed to the nines and dapper in beautifully tailored 3-piece business suits, to casually mingle and chat with customers and staff, right up till the moment when, at a pre-arranged signal, they whip out serious firepower, and deliver in very loud voices the traditional call to prayer : " Everybody lie down ! NOW !"

how often do u meet dis kind of people in d banking hall?

Those who are pressed n needed 2 ease demselves. They will enter the hall under d guise 2 check deir ac balance. Woe betides dem if d queue is long.

We also have d non-lettered customers who will always beg u 2 help dem in filling deir slips

Hadeyeancah:
6 Types of People You Meet in Nigerian Banks


1. The Pen Borrowers: They never have a pen. These people are quick to say, "Please, borrow me your Biro" and once you give them your pen, just forget about it because that's the last of them you'll see, except if you're extremely lucky.

2. The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before picking a slip (withdrawal or deposit), they are already asking who the last person on queue is. And before you answer, they'll say "I'm at your back." In most cases, 9 people will tell you, "Bros, I dey ur back." At the end of the day, you end up settling dispute between the person wey dey d back of person wey dey ur back.

3. The No protocol team: This kind of people don't even care who the last person on queue is. "First come first served" don't make any meaning to them. Immediately they come in, they just walk up to the manager, who offers them a seat, and within 5 mins they've completed there transactions while u go still dey dere dey grow grey hair for queue. (Dearis God oooo!)

4. The Bank Door rejectees: These category will always have problem with the bank door. You'll see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shouting "Bro, pls go back". Oga, next time come into bank naked! Biko, he go allow u in... LOL!

5. The slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions? You'll see them cancelling, tearing, squeezing & taking another one. To write common 3,780 Naira in words na gobe. The so called "undergraduates " are the leader of this group. Na wa o.

6. The Voice of the People: These are the rebel leaders of the banking hall. "The queue is not moving na". "Yes, It's true. These people are just lazy". "I mean, this is arrant nonsense! I've been here for 59 min! This bank is a crap. I will close down my account and find a better bank" Come tomorrow, you go see am again for queue wit big goggle... speaking grammar. Bros, na only you waka come?

Okay, which group do you belong to in these 6? No lie o.
Remember, dearis God o!
Oya add urs......

Hadeyeancah:
6 Types of People You Meet in Nigerian Banks


1. The Pen Borrowers: They never have a pen. These people are quick to say, "Please, borrow me your Biro" and once you give them your pen, just forget about it because that's the last of them you'll see, except if you're extremely lucky.

2. The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before picking a slip (withdrawal or deposit), they are already asking who the last person on queue is. And before you answer, they'll say "I'm at your back." In most cases, 9 people will tell you, "Bros, I dey ur back." At the end of the day, you end up settling dispute between the person wey dey d back of person wey dey ur back.

3. The No protocol team: This kind of people don't even care who the last person on queue is. "First come first served" don't make any meaning to them. Immediately they come in, they just walk up to the manager, who offers them a seat, and within 5 mins they've completed there transactions while u go still dey dere dey grow grey hair for queue. (Dearis God oooo!)

4. The Bank Door rejectees: These category will always have problem with the bank door. You'll see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shouting "Bro, pls go back". Oga, next time come into bank naked! Biko, he go allow u in... LOL!

5. The slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions? You'll see them cancelling, tearing, squeezing & taking another one. To write common 3,780 Naira in words na gobe. The so called "undergraduates " are the leader of this group. Na wa o.

6. The Voice of the People: These are the rebel leaders of the banking hall. "The queue is not moving na". "Yes, It's true. These people are just lazy". "I mean, this is arrant nonsense! I've been here for 59 min! This bank is a crap. I will close down my account and find a better bank" Come tomorrow, you go see am again for queue wit big goggle... speaking grammar. Bros, na only you waka come?

Okay, which group do you belong to in these 6? No lie o.
Remember, dearis God o!
Oya add urs......

Lol!
I belong to 2,4 and 6.
N.B:I belong to 6 because I have e-mails and people to attend to.

What of you OP?

Someone created this kinda thread earlier this month and it didn't make FP, now another person created his and it hit FP.....mod! Remember DIARISGODooo....and by d way OP, pishureoridonbelieveit.......I missd d days of 'abeg how does this affect the price of garri in the market'

arvinsloane:
How many times will this topic be on frontpage... ? I give up

I wonder oh.

duni04:
Have u been on a GT bank queue b4?

dat is d only reason i can never bank with dem. Everytime i go into that bank it also full of customers.

i m the pen borrower and the impatient dude on queue......

adonbilivit:
pinshures on tha way

Until then, adonbilivit

Ochek:
Until then, adonbilivit

u don see person dey snap for bank before? u no like me guy

Hadeyeancah:
6 Types of People You Meet in Nigerian Banks


1. The Pen Borrowers: They never have a pen. These people are quick to say, "Please, borrow me your Biro" and once you give them your pen, just forget about it because that's the last of them you'll see, except if you're extremely lucky.

2. The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before picking a slip (withdrawal or deposit), they are already asking who the last person on queue is. And before you answer, they'll say "I'm at your back." In most cases, 9 people will tell you, "Bros, I dey ur back." At the end of the day, you end up settling dispute between the person wey dey d back of person wey dey ur back.

3. The No protocol team: This kind of people don't even care who the last person on queue is. "First come first served" don't make any meaning to them. Immediately they come in, they just walk up to the manager, who offers them a seat, and within 5 mins they've completed there transactions while u go still dey dere dey grow grey hair for queue. (Dearis God oooo!)

4. The Bank Door rejectees: These category will always have problem with the bank door. You'll see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shouting "Bro, pls go back". Oga, next time come into bank naked! Biko, he go allow u in... LOL!

5. The slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions? You'll see them cancelling, tearing, squeezing & taking another one. To write common 3,780 Naira in words na gobe. The so called "undergraduates " are the leader of this group. Na wa o.

6. The Voice of the People: These are the rebel leaders of the banking hall. "The queue is not moving na". "Yes, It's true. These people are just lazy". "I mean, this is arrant nonsense! I've been here for 59 min! This bank is a crap. I will close down my account and find a better bank" Come tomorrow, you go see am again for queue wit big goggle... speaking grammar. Bros, na only you waka come?

Okay, which group do you belong to in these 6? No lie o.
Remember, dearis God o!
Oya add urs......

Lol.

On point.

The number 1 are very annoying. Like seriously, u know you are going to a place and most definetly, you will have to write something and deliberately not carry a biro-and you think it is your right to be borrowed one!

May God make me number 3. Amen.

Ochek:
That is called crowd control

Bros so u de among abi .... Na to report you give Keyamo sharply

Mrval20:
Those who walk into the security door and let out a horrible fart to be enjoyed by the next unlucky customer.

Somtin tells me u speaking frm xperienc

Its either u d farter or d fartee

Mine is Toaster's Category.

Guys that suit up just to go collect as many numbers as possible.

Mrval20:
Those who walk into the security door and let out a horrible fart to be enjoyed by the next unlucky customer.

Jesus!
Do people actually do this?

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adedayourt:
Somtin tells me u speaking frm xperienc

Its either u d farter or d fartee

I was the 'fartee'. I was actually going into the bank when it happened and when the door finally let me in, I had to go out again through the next door in order to get some fresh air and spit out a mouthful of saliva outside.
After resting for a while outside, I finally came back for my transaction.

Hadeyeancah:
6 Types of People You Meet in Nigerian Banks


1. The Pen Borrowers: They never have a pen. These people are quick to say, "Please, borrow me your Biro" and once you give them your pen, just forget about it because that's the last of them you'll see, except if you're extremely lucky.

2. The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before picking a slip (withdrawal or deposit), they are already asking who the last person on queue is. And before you answer, they'll say "I'm at your back." In most cases, 9 people will tell you, "Bros, I dey ur back." At the end of the day, you end up settling dispute between the person wey dey d back of person wey dey ur back.

3. The No protocol team: This kind of people don't even care who the last person on queue is. "First come first served" don't make any meaning to them. Immediately they come in, they just walk up to the manager, who offers them a seat, and within 5 mins they've completed there transactions while u go still dey dere dey grow grey hair for queue. (Dearis God oooo!)

4. The Bank Door rejectees: These category will always have problem with the bank door. You'll see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shouting "Bro, pls go back". Oga, next time come into bank naked! Biko, he go allow u in... LOL!

5. The slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions? You'll see them cancelling, tearing, squeezing & taking another one. To write common 3,780 Naira in words na gobe. The so called "undergraduates " are the leader of this group. Na wa o.

6. The Voice of the People: These are the rebel leaders of the banking hall. "The queue is not moving na". "Yes, It's true. These people are just lazy". "I mean, this is arrant nonsense! I've been here for 59 min! This bank is a crap. I will close down my account and find a better bank" Come tomorrow, you go see am again for queue wit big goggle... speaking grammar. Bros, na only you waka come?

Okay, which group do you belong to in these 6? No lie o.
Remember, dearis God o!
Oya add urs......

How long this your copy copy go stop na.....

Hw com am guilty of non









#Leagueofextraordinarygentlemen

Xcuse pls,,, wo's d last pesin? Ok...ah de yhur bak..


Pls,,ah wan correct sumtin, boro me yhur pen,,,ah go tk am wryt everytin wey ah sopos wryt for dah slip

I think something of this nature has come up on FP in this month. Seems the mod has no dairy. https://www.nairaland.com/1939653/seven-types-people-meet-bank#26980061

adebayour26:
Guy, u just copied my thread...this is extremely a bad idea.

www.nairaland.com/1953015/6-types-people-meet-banking

then sue him for plagiarism.

I cannot stand the pen borrowers. How can? I don't mind lending it to you, but the way I have to EYE you so you don't run away with it after you're through!

My uncle did that once, with one of my best fountain pens. He lied and said he misplaced it. I had to lie and say it was my father's so he would give it back! My uncle o! Ordinary pen!

I need to start a pen factory in Nigeria.

I have to confess, I'm one of the no protocol group...

I can't help it. People just want to help me.


Once I eventually get through the darn security door... (bank door rejectee)

arvinsloane:
How many times will this topic be on frontpage... ? I give up

i wonder oo

i am guilty of "i dey your back"

I belong to number 1 and 3 and that's when i forget my pen in the car and don't wanna go back outside..

And also when am in a hurry i just walk into the manager office or meet my account officer and he will walk me straight into the counting room to get my cash if it's huge.. lol

The looku looku atm team: this class of people will slot their card in the atm machine, the machine will say please enter ur secret no. they will type, and wont knw the next thing to do, they will stand in front of the machine, and be gazing at the machine. they wont ask for help and do not knw what to do, they will just be gazing at the machine