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Pls there is no need insulting me, because i have already made-up my mind.. I am 14years old( single and sarching attually ).. Pls if i woo my anuty in school, would she beat me? That's the first question.

My friend told me that if i woo her, she would make me pass my exams and she would buy bobo for me!... But my fellow mate here on nairaland, i want to ask una if na true?? Don't go there, my anuty is beautiful!.

But the truth is that our math uncle is alway touching her which make me jealous and angry >': . So i want to go and woo her once, but i don't know the chat up line to use. Should i use '' you are the wole soyinka in my book'' ? Or '' you are the simbi in my reader''?. Pls help me with chat up lines.

if you view this thread and did not comment, you would dream bad dream for 7 days.

Children of nowadays...

The best way is to enroll for private lessons on grammar and spelling with her. I believe you need it cause it seems school lessons aint enough for you.

01karma:
Pls there is no need insulting me, because i have already made-up my mind.. I am 14years old( single and sarching attually ).. Pls if i woo my anuty in school, would she beat me? That's the first question.

My friend told me that if i woo her, she would make me pass my exams and she would buy bobo for me!... But my fellow mate here on nairaland, i want to ask una if na true?? Don't go there, my anuty is beautiful!.

But the truth is that our math uncle is alway touching her which make me jealous and angry >': . So i want to go and woo her once, but i don't know the chat up line to use. Should i use '' you are the wole soyinka in my book'' ? Or '' you are the simbi in my reader''?. Pls help me with chat up lines.

if you view this thread and did not comment, you would dream bad dream for 7 days.

My advice is this: Leave what belongs to uncles to uncles. My boy, you like ur literature aunty, but you dont know whether ur aunty likes ur math uncle. If u tell her that u love her, she might tell ur math uncle......and u know that math is only handled by strict disciplined uncles. So ur uncle will instill a strict discipline in you. (whips)

;DGive your Anuty the buger style......

Orisirisi

MzPreshie:
The best way is to enroll for private lessons on grammar and spelling with her. I believe you need it cause it seems school lessons aint enough for you.

But what is wronging with my spelling and grammartical or is it because i refuse to woo you when we were in Jss 2

so hilarious

Anoda boring Joke.

OP I can bet you are not 14 years and the supposed grammatical errors are deliberately made up to make us understand you to be a 14 year old. I am not buying but I will say it is quite creative and hilarious. catch your fun bro

Nah madness dey wori U!!

Sm pple with der hilarious thought.

i no blame you cos na d person wey give d phone i blame wtchewww!!!

Ariani:
i no blame you cos na d person wey give d phone i blame wtchewww!!!

Bro pls advice me na. But am afriad of my maths uncle o

Troll of the millenium
Too many "Andyblaze" springing up everywhere.

Sunlady306:
Orisirisi

Happy birthdax sweedy! Would you be my Girlfriend?

01karma:
But what is wronging with my spelling and grammartical or is it because i refuse to woo you when we were in Jss 2

Lol:-D

01karma:
Bro pls advice me na. But am afriad of my maths uncle o

she is older than you face your books and leave whats under skirt my now

ok

01karma:
Happy birthdax sweedy! Would you be my Girlfriend?

Lol.... You are not serious

pls first thing on Monday morning propose to her on the assembly ground i swear she go gree abeg let thr principal witness this oo#ready for the beaten of your live after that and go for a whole session suspension thank me later

Sunlady306:
Lol.... You are not serious

Pls na... You are the butter in my tea, you are the fuel in my generator, you are the conductor in my bus! Pls don't say no!!

Ariani:
she is older than you face your books and leave whats under skirt my now

ok sir.

Godmother:
Troll of the millenium
Too many "Andyblaze" springing up everywhere.

Stop spamming my name

prettythicksme:
pls first thing on Monday morning propose to her on the assembly ground i swear she go gree abeg let thr principal witness this oo#ready for the beaten of your live after that and go for a whole session suspension thank me later

Really?? Are you sure she would accept me? I don't care about the suspension.

singlefade25:
ok

pls advice me na

01karma:
Really?? Are you sure she would accept me? I don't care about the suspension.

quiet you are not 14

ritababe:
quiet you are not 14

would you be my girlfriend?

Na boredom dey cause dis kain tin

D kind of things grown men do nowadays on nairaland will make you wonder will any one ever build or make something sensible out of here cause I can bet this is a old man seeking attention with such boring crap.

Let's use our brain.