I was having a gist with some babes yesterday when they started making fun of how make awkward approach and this motivated me and therefore, led to the posting of this article.

I know that many of us will never admit to see a part of ourselves guilty of these things

Warning: The fact that you could admit to see a part of yourself guilty of charge does not mean you should throw punches at me oooo

Lemme keep the ball rolling

10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Use To Woo A Lady

1. Your face looks Familiar

This is the commonly used punchline that guys use to approach ladies and grab their attention. Take for example, if a lady schooled at Uniben and the guy that wants to approach her schooled at Lagos State university; the guy will be like; please excuse me, your face looks familiar, are you a law student at Ebonyi State university? From there, convo don start be that

2. Has anyone ever told you how Beautiful you look?

Since ladies like to be flattered, therefore, guys employ all sort of exaggerations when approaching a lady just to her attention. When ladies are being flattered, this will however reduce their chances of being bashed

3. Are you an okro Seller? How come you keep Drawing me Closer?

As funny as it sounds, I have used it to approach a lady. The guy will walk up the lady and will be like, do you sell okra at all? cos I don't just know why my heart keeps drawing close to you each time I set my eyes on you

4. Can you spare me a Minute of your Time?

Even if the guy intends to spend two hours of her time, he will always say he only demands one minute of her time. This punchline normally work when the lady is in a hurry. Don't be surprised that the one minute may turn to five hours if care is not taken

5. Please can you direct me to my Destination?

Some guys will pretend as if they don't know their destination and will use that as a leverage to approach a girl. For example, the guy walks up to the lady and he'd be like; hello! Please I'm going to Ekiti and don't know the right route to take. Please, how far is it? is it possible I trek from Ikeja to Ekiti? Oga go sit down jawe

6. Do you Stay in this area ?

I'm guilty of this one since I don't know how to approach a lady. This reminds me when I wanted to woo a new occupant in our house sometime last year. After few months of shyness whether to approach her or not. One day, I took the courage to approach her and I was like, " wooow!! I never knew we had such a pretty lady in this compound" I further inquired if she stays in this area and she was like whatdafcck !!! Haven't you been seeing me?

7. You are too Pretty to be walking under this scorching Sun.

This statement is used when a guy is driving and spots a lady. This is to blow a lady's mind and make her look like a goddess. The guy would be like, hello angel, you are too pretty to be walking under this intense sun. Can I give u a lift?

8. God Said you are my Wife

This method is used by religious zealous. Since they walk in realm of the Holy spirit, they often see revelations of the future happenings and this is not limited to future happenings but also their future wife. When the Holy spirit shows to them the picture of future wives, they will go directly to the lady and will tell her that God showed to me that you are my future wife. Funny enough, some smart guys who don't even know the route to church also adopt this format that the Holy spirit revealed to them to woo a particular lady.

9. Hi ! Can we be Friends?

Guys use this format so that the lady will not think they are up to something. The funniest thing is that, the person who said he only wanted to be a friend will her end up wooing her few days later

10. Feel free to add yours

Thanks for reading

Original writer: Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/02/10-hilarious-cliches-nigerian-men-use.html

Wristbangle your space don go.

Do u knw kola?? Is ur name shola, did u ever go to redeemed?? With dis u nica bukar are u goin to gym?? Dis ur confidence level is soo extreme, u resemble pretty woman do u knw de film

Nice one tosyne2much.

I don't know why a guy will walk up to a lady and say to her that the lord said "you will be my wife". Na charm dey your mouth whey u wan take get her by force?. Some guys sef. Anyway it happens in all these spirikoko churches most. If the sister says NO, na so them go dey accuse God anyhow, so tay them go resort to vaseline crew

Yes!
Some will even start guessing your name with diff names. Ewwwww.


You are always on my mind like my matric number
No, I will prefer jamb reg num
Awon alagbari gbogbo

11) Something just attracted me to you: To pull this trick, you must appear dreamy, confident and not at all creepy/weird.


12) Sister, sister, have you heard about.......... : Form up a cause/organization, something preferably noble. Get her contacts and well.......

And finally, my very favourite.......




WHISTLING

Pfft... U nd all this lists sha

Hmmm

did u school in **********

Yeah.. So true.. And the best Part is that naija girls go still Fall.. I Love naija ehn

Vicintonsh:
did u school in **********

A cute smile with my eyes on d boobs always do the trick for me...i am not among those blabbing stupid lines like 'baby i wanna gonna', they turn americana when about to aproach a lady. LAME

Can i come to your church....this one works wonders

Nikita1:

u school in delsu....right?..computer science dept.

Thank God say I no dey toast babes for road.

Vicintonsh:

u school in delsu....right?..computer science dept.

No bro, you are lost

ronald4lif:
Wristbangle your space don go.

Bad guy

* babe this one u dey sweat like this let me get hanky for u na, or do u have one? from there talk done start oh

* hi! why is ur face like this, are u ok?

* if na for bank... babe abeg borrow me ur pen... from there u no

those won't move some girls .U will only end up embarrassing yourself because the moment u start this nonsense they just hiss and walk away

Nikita1:
No bro, you are lost

at least i tried

vicstar:
so hilarious girls are freakin' tired of cliches when it comes to wooing give 'em something new a word for d wise....I commend you op

So give us new lines

..Nonsense! There is always nothing special or spetacular about your post These things happen everyday, you dont need to tell us or create a big deal out of it and make it look like you have done something unique. And this is 2016! Should not you have moved on from your 10 these 10 that to like 15 Since this is your talent, try expanding your brain bro! We getting tired of seeing 10 already

really hilarious some guys will not kill us with their boring lines

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13. Wow, i was wondering the source of this hot sun, now i know its your beauty that is shinning, HI GIRL!

14. Hmmm, Who needs Sun and Moon when your beauty outshine both? HI GIRL!

Who need more wow wooing lines?

like I'm gonna drop my lines here, mtcheew

okay, maybe just one

I walk up to her and say:

"Baby walakolombo, baby walakolombo"

works every damn time