Its all started like a joke last week sunday when i and my friends (4 of us) were gisting and enjoying the evening at the front of my daddy's house.

We talk about every thing, which include sport, fashion, celebrities,politics and everything you could think of. It was when we were dicussing about women, who have the finest babe and who is the best wooer . The truth is that i alway want to be the best among my friend. As we were argueing, there came the Imbe'cile.

When we saw her coming, my friend said that if i could woo her, he would drop 2k. I told him 2k i too small ( i was actually avoiding the task ) but luck was not on my side when my other friends decided to drop 2k each making it 8k..

Ladies and gentlemen, i took it upon my self to go and woo an imbe'cile.. Well i woo her very well avoiding the spit, i told her she was my missing rib ( i wish i never said that ) , i told her, its me and her forever( which make her shine her 17 teth) just because of 8k, i told her everything that would make me win the 8k and i even gave her my number..

After the wooing, i claim my cash and bid my friends goodbye. In the evening, i came back home and saw 32miss call! That was when i know that jonathan would win his 2nd tenure.. I called back and told her i was actually joking with her but she said she did not want to hear that i wasn't interested. I beg and beg but to no avail, since then she had been on my tails, she now follow me any where i go. I gave her the 8k and beg her to leave me alone, i am now a laughing stock in my hood. .

pls your advice would be appreciated and don't forget to like

And the best wooer goes to you.
Keep ur 8k
Keep ur imbecil.e.

urhoboman:
And the best wooer goes to you.
Keep ur 8k
Keep ur imbecil.e.

Bro pls advice me na what do i do?

Good 4 u

lekejob:
Good 4 u

Bro is that all you have to say? Pls advice me na.

01karma:
Bro pls advice me na what do i do?

what advice do u need?
Your name is karma
Na karma dey work on you so.
Karma has paid you with an imbecil'e.

urhoboman:
what advice do u need?
Your name is karma
Na karma dey work on you so.
Karma has paid you with an imbecil'e.

Buhahahahahaha spot on.

cheap leaves are working

Cool story

Lol.. You try this time. Wasn't as dry as the 14-year-old-crushing-on school-teacher story.

urhoboman:
what advice do u need?
Your name is karma
Na karma dey work on you so.
Karma has paid you with an imbecil'e.

Just kill her

hahahahahaha keep her naa,she gonna make a good wife,why do you even woo her in the first place gann??

Behave lyk an slowpoke.....trust me she wl run

MzPreshie:
Lol.. You try this time. Wasn't as dry as the 14-year-old-crushing-on school-teacher story.

why are you following me? >

bwhahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha(God forgive me for laughing)

but this story funny gaaann
bia OP i think time is set to go see her parents with some of your village elders

Baddo101:
Cool story

Bros advice me na!

01karma:
why are you following me? >

Following you ke? Don't flatter yourself so, dear.

mizzkeji44:
Behave lyk an slowpoke.....trust me she wl run

Really?? But everybody in my hood know that am not an imbe'cile. Should i put otapiapia in her food?

Well, your user ID does have the word "Karma" in it.

MzPreshie:
Following you ke? Don't flatter yourself so, dear.

or is it because you see that am handsome that why you are stalking me

Is this a joke or what? There are some things we aint suppose to joke with anyway.

Lol, but Op, imbi'cile also deserve love why not show that babe some love.

01karma:
or is it because you see that am handsome that why you are stalking me

Lol.. Another way of saying 'please check me out'. And guess what? I did check you out, and it turned out you're really 14.:-P

prettythicksme:
hahahahahaha keep her naa,she gonna make a good wife,why do you even woo her in the first place gann??

i woo her because my friends think i can't and becus of the money.. I can't keep her because i might put otapiapia in her food some day.

Missmossy:
Is this a joke or what? There are some things we aint suppose to joke with anyway.

you are always serious..haba!

Ipledge:
Just kill her

Best advice so far! Am thinking of puting otapiapia in her drink or better still, take her to a dark place and press her neck

chibwike:
you are always serious..haba!

Na you sabi!

Missmossy:

Na you sabi!

ha....what type of reply z dis na...re we quarelling

01karma:
Best advice so far! Am thinking of puting otapiapia in her drink or better still, take her to a dark place and press her neck

Lmao..re u related to andy

Missmossy:
Is this a joke or what? There are some things we aint suppose to joke with anyway.

my dear its not a joke oo she said i must marry her pls advice me