chibwike:
Lmao..re u related to andy

i just graduated last month, andy is my boss

chibwike:
ha....what type of reply z dis na...re we quarelling

Not at all naa,ndo.

MzPreshie:
Lol.. Another way of saying 'please check me out'. And guess what? I did check you out, and it turned out you're really 14.:-P

and after checking my pics, she's falling for me

nickz:
bwhahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha(God forgive me for laughing)

but this story funny gaaann
bia OP i think time is set to go see her parents with some of your village elders

Bros, it better i remain single oo

After the wooing, i claim my cash and bid my friends goodbye. In the evening, i came back home and saw 32miss call! That was when i know that jonathan would win his 2nd tenure..

Hahahahahaha... This guy get words for mouth.

01karma:
Best advice so far! Am thinking of puting otapiapia in her drink or better still, take her to a dark place and press her neck

Otapiapia go make sense,no finger print

Ipledge:
Otapiapia go make sense,no finger print

yes oo na true! You get sense o.

01karma:
yes oo na true! You get sense o.

Am specialise in that

Nonsense.

01karma:
Buhahahahahaha spot on.

haha and karma hmself laffd

[size=22pt]KIDS ALL OVER NL[/size]

why is dis post not yet in the jokes section? op you try

Agybabe:
[size=22pt]KIDS ALL OVER NL[/size]

please would you be my girlfriend?

seangy4konji:
Nonsense.

you must be a brother to the imbe'cile.

How u take know. Genius.

01karma:
you must be a brother to the imbe'cile.

dude no doubt,u er an slowpoke:/

seangy4konji:
How u take know. Genius.

buhahahaha abeg carry your wahala dey go

FLAWLES:
dude no doubt,u er an slowpoke:/

Flawles pls would you be my girlfriend?

bless.

01karma:
buhahahaha abeg carry your wahala dey go

01karma:
Flawles pls would you be my girlfriend?

werey,knock d oda door

01karma:
Flawles pls would you be my girlfriend?

werey,

My advice is you should try and keep all the promises you made to your im.be.ci.le fiancee.

If not amadioha might intervene...

01karma:
Its all started like a joke last week sunday when i and my friends (4 of us) were gisting and enjoying the evening at the front of my daddy's house.

We talk about every thing, which include sport, fashion, celebrities,politics and everything you could think of. It was when we were dicussing about women, who have the finest babe and who is the best wooer . The truth is that i alway want to be the best among my friend. As we were argueing, there came the Imbe'cile.

When we saw her coming, my friend said that if i could woo her, he would drop 2k. I told him 2k i too small ( i was actually avoiding the task ) but luck was not on my side when my other friends decided to drop 2k each making it 8k..

Ladies and gentlemen, i took it upon my self to go and woo an imbe'cile.. Well i woo her very well avoiding the spit, i told her she was my missing rib ( i wish i never said that ) , i told her, its me and her forever( which make her shine her 17 teth) just because of 8k, i told her everything that would make me win the 8k and i even gave her my number..

After the wooing, i claim my cash and bid my friends goodbye. In the evening, i came back home and saw 32miss call! That was when i know that jonathan would win his 2nd tenure.. I called back and told her i was actually joking with her but she said she did not want to hear that i wasn't interested. I beg and beg but to no avail, since then she had been on my tails, she now follow me any where i go. I gave her the 8k and beg her to leave me alone, i am now a laughing stock in my hood. .

pls your advice would be appreciated and don't forget to like

You're an slowpoke yourself.

01karma:
Its all started like a joke last week sunday when i and my friends (4 of us) were gisting and enjoying the evening at the front of my daddy's house.

We talk about every thing, which include sport, fashion, celebrities,politics and everything you could think of. It was when we were dicussing about women, who have the finest babe and who is the best wooer . The truth is that i alway want to be the best among my friend. As we were argueing, there came the Imbe'cile.

When we saw her coming, my friend said that if i could woo her, he would drop 2k. I told him 2k i too small ( i was actually avoiding the task ) but luck was not on my side when my other friends decided to drop 2k each making it 8k..

Ladies and gentlemen, i took it upon my self to go and woo an imbe'cile.. Well i woo her very well avoiding the spit, i told her she was my missing rib ( i wish i never said that ) , i told her, its me and her forever( which make her shine her 17 teth) just because of 8k, i told her everything that would make me win the 8k and i even gave her my number..

After the wooing, i claim my cash and bid my friends goodbye. In the evening, i came back home and saw 32miss call! That was when i know that jonathan would win his 2nd tenure.. I called back and told her i was actually joking with her but she said she did not want to hear that i wasn't interested. I beg and beg but to no avail, since then she had been on my tails, she now follow me any where i go. I gave her the 8k and beg her to leave me alone, i am now a laughing stock in my hood. .

pls your advice would be appreciated and don't forget to like

Please who is behind all the "editings" on nairaland? The comment above was well written but someone or something "corrected" it to "an slowpoke."

01karma:
please would you be my girlfriend?

why?

turn imbe'cile also,she will reject you.

Agybabe:

why?

I was lead by the spirit and your beautiful picture also comfrimed it.. Pls don't say no..

ifynairaland:
Please who is behind all the "editings" on nairaland? The comment above was well written but someone or something "corrected" it to "an slowpoke."

no body is behind editing on nairaland, only that some words have be programmed to change when they felt the word is not palatable or sound insultive... But the word can only change when you spellt it correctly.. Eg imbe'cile i did not spell it correctly, so it would not change to slowpoke.

urhoboman:
what advice do u need?
Your name is karma
Na karma dey work on you so.
Karma has paid you with an imbecil'e.

LOL............ Falls from a tree...........

01emek:
I was lead by the spirit and your beautiful picture also comfrimed it.. Pls don't say no..

I'm not an slowpoke o. Shey you know?

01karma:
Its all started like a joke last week sunday when i and my friends (4 of us) were gisting and enjoying the evening at the front of my daddy's house.

We talk about every thing, which include sport, fashion, celebrities,politics and everything you could think of. It was when we were dicussing about women, who have the finest babe and who is the best wooer . The truth is that i alway want to be the best among my friend. As we were argueing, there came the Imbe'cile.

When we saw her coming, my friend said that if i could woo her, he would drop 2k. I told him 2k i too small ( i was actually avoiding the task ) but luck was not on my side when my other friends decided to drop 2k each making it 8k..

Ladies and gentlemen, i took it upon my self to go and woo an imbe'cile.. Well i woo her very well avoiding the spit, i told her she was my missing rib ( i wish i never said that ) , i told her, its me and her forever( which make her shine her 17 teth) just because of 8k, i told her everything that would make me win the 8k and i even gave her my number..

After the wooing, i claim my cash and bid my friends goodbye. In the evening, i came back home and saw 32miss call! That was when i know that jonathan would win his 2nd tenure.. I called back and told her i was actually joking with her but she said she did not want to hear that i wasn't interested. I beg and beg but to no avail, since then she had been on my tails, she now follow me any where i go. I gave her the 8k and beg her to leave me alone, i am now a laughing stock in my hood. .

pls your advice would be appreciated and don't forget to like

Kooked Up Story

mind u... Nobody is an slowpoke.... Jst try to make her understand it was jst ah joke or better still avoid her path...