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Guys share your start up lines here...
Most commonly used is i think have met you before...met before indeed,.
Guys sabi lie sha
Lets hear yours

"i think i have met you before" is so weak...girls know that one now....i dont have a pick up line...i flow with the moment

I follow my instincts...

What works for one pisses another off...

Cool Sense of humour can be an advantage too




#Nairaland noni

Open that thing, I wan run am....

Hi


I'm yungwizzzy I work in shell...

i met a 'tall' gal ysterday, she is abt my height (abt 6ft) which is nt so common with the gals. I stood beside her and said "i want to measure my height", the gal showed me her 32...the rest is history

'are you from kogi? u look like someone I know...' - stale

'angel, you look beautiful...' - even when they know hers is not a success story in the face department


I cant even remember most of dem

u guys are so gifted with authentic lies eh but we are also gifted with lie detectors

wait... op said 'guys', but I still had to comment eh
dis girl no dey hear word sef

AfricanApple:
You guys are so gifted with authentic lies eh but we are also gifted with lie detectors.

We only say/compliment what you ladies want to hear.

Here is my own custom Fulani one transliterated into English.

Baby Coco or Honey, the moon looks so beautiful, I love watching it but it would be even better to watch it with you alongside those shining stars. Would you be my shining star?

AfricanApple:
'are you from kogi? u look like someone I know...' - stale

'angel, you look beautiful...' - even when they know hers is not a success story in the face department


I cant even remember most of dem

u guys are so gifted with authentic lies eh but we are also gifted with lie detectors

wait... op said 'guys', but I still had to comment eh
dis girl no dey hear word sef

I just walk up to an attractive girl waiting at a bus stop. Stand side by side with her. Get her eye contact. Smile. She smiles back. Then I lean over to her and whisper in her ear in a oh so seductive voice...... "My schlong is F'N huge". That's my go to line. LOL!!! Ha!



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I would love to play her this song or similar to it. A woman deserves romance:

Hampate & Sahel Blues / Dem Naa:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf3jhcJOwjI

AfricanApple:
'are you from kogi? u look like someone I know...' - stale

'angel, you look beautiful...' - even when they know hers is not a success story in the face department


I cant even remember most of dem

u guys are so gifted with authentic lies eh but we are also gifted with lie detectors

wait... op said 'guys', but I still had to comment eh
dis girl no dey hear word sef

Kneel down there, raise up ur hand and close ur eye

YungwizzzyPt7:
Hi


I'm yungwizzzy I work in shell...

Girls like money nw,..y dnt u say u r dangote's son

Aprime:
We only say/compliment what you ladies want to hear.

maybe what some ladies want to hear, cos I for one I don't trust whatever comes out of d mouth of a guy when he is tryna woo me

Phillyglobetrot:
I just walk up to an attractive girl waiting at a bus stop. Stand side by side with her. Get her eye contact. Smile. She smiles back. Then I lean over to her and whisper in her ear in a oh so seductive voice...... "My schlong is F'N huge". That's my go to line. LOL!!! Ha!



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I will give u a deaf ear and snub u, u will eventually get tired and back off

saxwizard:
Kneel down there, raise up ur hand and close ur eye

it seems dats wat u normally do

Texykool:
I follow my instincts...

What works for one pisses another off...

Cool Sense of humour can be an advantage too




#Nairaland noni

Na so...same here... sometimes I just stare at u and smile...that does the trick.

Hello miss, you bear facial resemblance with my grandmother

Observing with my HD glass

YungwizzzyPt7:
Hi


I'm yungwizzzy I work in shell...

Simple!!!

This one is just too funny and and simple

I see a girl I like walking past the street or any where...
I just approach her and walk by her side quietly...
she would definitely be scared and surprised..
then when she ask,why am I following her..
I just say...
"my mama always tell me to follow my dreams"

Alexyswiss:
This one is just too funny and and simple

I see a girl I like walking past the street or any where...
I just approach her and walk by her side quietly...
she would definitely be scared and surprised..
then when she ask,why am I following her..
I just say...
"my mama always tell me to follow my dreams"

U mean ur dream is chasing ladies,...
Dont wake up in time o

AfricanApple:
maybe what some ladies want to hear, cos I for one I don't trust whatever comes out of d mouth of a guy when he is tryna woo me

From their comments you shall know them.

Lemme guess, You love playing hard to get.

AfricanApple:
I will give u a deaf ear and snub u, u will eventually get tired and back off

Yeah...... Someone has a poor sense of humor. Who the hell uses pickup lines anyways. But just for you. I would run that line on you because I can. Lighten up.

I'm Shekau by name,will you be my Chibok girl?

I'm Shekau by name,will you be my Chibok girl?

mikeson12:
I'm Shekau by name,will you be my Chibok girl?

waaaaat

mikeson12:
I'm Shekau by name,will you be my Chibok girl?

waaaaat

Phillyglobetrot:
Yeah...... Someone has a poor sense of humor. Who the hell uses pickup lines anyways. But just for you. I would run that line on you because I can. Lighten up.

see, no matter how smart u think u are, there is someone who is smarter than u. not all ladies u try to woo dat u will get their attention. just learn how to deal with d rejections

Aprime:
From their comments you shall know them.

Lemme guess, You love playing hard to get.

who have time for playing hard to get? u really dont think every girl u say 'hi' to have your time, do u?

AfricanApple:
who have time for playing hard to get? u really dont think every girl u say 'hi' to have your time, do u?

madam u r taking dis p na.......

saxwizard:
madam u r taking dis p na.......

hmm, sorry o, what is p......