₦airaland Forum

farano:
Wetin consign me

Dramadiddy:
I detest monosyllabic replies and shaking of bŕeast wen dey see guys... So annoying

Anyi3:
Inability to say sorry

FrancisTony:
She's right.

NinoBrown888:
Tha awkward moment when you compose a long captivating note for a gurl, all she comes up with is 'kk'

Yungwizzzy:
This guy and his boring list again

no ofense

chibwike:
Lol..how do they do that

NinoBrown888:
please tell Me you're kidding !

kelvindim:
I can relate bro, it pains a lot.

FrancisTony:
Check out the first definition- http://i.word.com/idictionary/consign

Cutehector4u:
Lol i believe a matured lady wont be guilty of all these...... So if a lady finds out dat she does any of them or all ov them, den she should grow up....

MrCork:
...see yor Ghana head like tortoise....why muss u detest women"..does nairaland loook like g@y website to u?

....this is the problem wit u Ghana people....bro i don't mean to sound rude but u people chat too much s*** (no oofense)

chibwike:
see eh...dat ur no offense that u puijjt ;Dt at the end of ur bashing..is what pisses me off..not the bashing itself.

FrancisTony:
LMAO! You're really missing.

Number7 turn me on. I'll try as best to be a friend to such lady if not crushing on her.

jnrbayano:
Those two numbers (4 and 7) portray "anti-natural"

But wait o, you can crush on someone who leads a false/fake life?

Francis!!!

FrancisTony:
It's not necessarily fake.

Some are natural but I still like fake ones, neverthless.

Is it bad?

AgapeCharis:
No1 got me loling
Like they r charging her per letter


No 6 is what I still can't understand and most guys are so ok with it. Why will a girl(am dating or not dating) collect tariff for coming to visit me
Some even do it like its their birth right. There's dx female Corper friend I had during nysc. Anytime this girl travels(Enugu-Lagos) to see her guy, the guy has to sort her the to she used in coming + d one she'll use for going. Minus pocket money o

Make I stop before I vex!

nma24:
I'm guessing you are the guy... please vex o, maybe this world will change

MrCork:



..brother..i don't mean to sound rude but how do u expect females to take u sirious when u hav name like Chubugubukewikebu?

...dont they hav nice name in that Nigeria like rudy,Wendy,John ,Pamela or bingo in that Nigeria?...serrriously am goin bak to bed..laters!

NinoBrown888:
'concern' ma'am.

MrCork:



..brother..i don't mean to sound rude but how do u expect females to take u sirious when u hav name like Chubugubukewikebu?

...dont they hav nice name in that Nigeria like rudy,Wendy,John ,Pamela or bingo in that Nigeria?...serrriously am goin bak to bed..laters!

farano:
Wetin consign me

tosyne2much:
1. MONOSYLLABIC REPLIES
You strike up a chat with a lady, only for her to be replying you as if MTN is charging her per letter

2. SHAKING AND BOUNCING OF BOSSOMS
When a lady sees a group of guys clustered around a particular place, that's when she will start shaking her ass or bouncing her sagged boobs

3. EATING AS IF THERE'S FAMINE IN THE LAND
You take a lady to an eatery, only for her to be eating as if there's famine in the land. The same lady will eat shawama, fried rice and chicken, Yoghurt, doughnut and popcorn.. ahn ahn if that's the way other ladies eat, wetin wan remain for d eatery ?

4. MULTI COLOUR
Today she looks like Michael Jackson, tomorrow she looks like Oritse Femi.. This days, you might even end up dating your ex once again out of recognition

5. NO SEX ON INVITATION
You invited a lady to your place and prior to the visit, she's already telling you she will not allow sex when she comes

6. YOU MUST RETURN HER TRANSPORT FARE
When a lady comes on a visit, she's indirecting you that you have to return her transport fare back simply because she's doing you a great favour coming to your place

7. FAKING HER VOICE
A lady sounds like Celine Dion on the phone but when you get to meet her, she sounds like Pasuma Wonder

8. CALLING OR FLASHING IN TIMES OF FAVOUR
Calling or flashing you repeatedly when she needs a favour from you

9. RECHARGE CARD BILLERS
Each time you call a lady and inquired why she hasnt called you and she's always like " I gat no call credit", she will quickly demand for recharge card so that she can return your call

Guys feel free to add your

Rexnegro:
10. after romancing n been in the mood n after wearing condom she say she's not in the mood again...u dey mad ?

11. Meeting a girl for the first time and she's already stalking you for a recharge cards, wtf ...diff from urs @op
12. Saying just hi or hello to a girl ,she will tink u wanna ask her out hence she will snub u as if she reply she don be cheap girl....some naija girl mentality anyway.

BreezyRita:
I actually take him serious you know...... Name and all.
Seriously?? Your case eh
Intervention needed