pweetyz:
Mehn..i can't stop laughing...my mind is officialy changed..i'll marry you jhor..don't pay for anything..the daily jokes i'll be receiving is enough ko

wifey!!! kelvindim and suley316, ntoi.

Yay! Whoo! Why I dey jubilate like say I be oyibo?

Cupidhero and rapzino, give me the jamz.

benromeo39:
lawyer, the letter wey I wan attach the bomb to.

I wan give am send off like Dele Giwa, no time.

Pweetyz love knows no fear.

Nobody will hurt you o, I know I'm bad, but that's only when we are in bed na.

Don't let us spoil the kids here.

Hehehehe,,no problem...

Letter writing in progress

But make I sample this your wife small na

kelvindim:
see as I just dey look una two mumu story dey laff.
Pikin wey me wan go do introduction for her head so as soon as we go do clearance nai una two wan die put so, I pity una..
Pweetyz my wife to be, real men don't talk much. Action speaks louder.

kelvindim:
see as I just dey look una two mumu story dey laff.
Pikin wey me wan go do introduction for her head so as soon as we go do clearance nai una two wan die put so, I pity una..
Pweetyz my wife to be, real men don't talk much. Action speaks louder.

naijaboiy:

Hehehehe,,no problem...

Letter writing in progress

But make I sample this your wife small na

sample am via her dp. Abi u want make marieolae slaughter u?

adepiero:
No vex, na me tie am down. he dey gimme voice coaching

ijechikky:
lol,ok I will

benromeo39:
wifey!!! kelvindim and suley316, ntoi.

Yay! Whoo! Why I dey jubilate like say I be oyibo?

Cupidhero and rapzino, give me the jamz.

naijaboiy:

so you mean everybody on your tag hasn't heard your voice?

tosyne2much:
I get serious headache since morning, d tin just dey relief me small small

marieolae:
Andyboombay unibenstudent1..nd odas u guys shud listen oohh lol

kelvindim:
Why you do me so? I nor get better voice, ask Neldrizzy.

benromeo39:
wifey!!! kelvindim and suley316, ntoi.

Yay! Whoo! Why I dey jubilate like say I be oyibo?

Cupidhero and rapzino, give me the jamz.

pweetyz:
this phone eh ..made 3 voice notes cos i can't actually talk more than 30 seconds before it exceeds 250kb so here they are
kulkatty
chizzy94
benromeo39
suley316
mesoade
come and hear my voice woh

unibenstudent1:
whhere u see that pics bro,,that pics funny die

benromeo39:
I thief am from 3coins dp jawe.

Neldrizzy:
Lolll i jus de laff

pweetyz:
..Uhmm..sorry sir..buh who says all sec school girls are under aged??..had a classmate who was 17 when i was in js3..she was 20 before she graduated and thats definitely not under aged..had female classmates who left sec schools as adults..some people just got delayed so you shouldn't call all sec school girls underaged

kelvindim:
Guy you just dey jump, right from when you join NL nai you dey argue with me..I know how to handle your mara.
And as for you pweetyz, who's gonna fry plantain and eggs for you? Me!
I'd buy 6 sacks of plantain and 10 creates of eggs for our introduction not to worry. Maybe then you'd reconsider my offer sharperly!

Kelvindim, u just disappoint me this night.

I fit understand say u dey drag my babe because of her beauty, but I nur know say u be subsistent farmer. Plantain and egg nai u wan take woo her?

Pweetyz, we'll have a nice picnic on the rooftop of eiffel tower this weekend. Then we'll go to Vienna and finally Paris. Ignore that hungry farmer.

naijaboiy:

what happened to now?

You've been dodging me

benromeo39:
wifey!!! kelvindim and suley316, ntoi.

Yay! Whoo! Why I dey jubilate like say I be oyibo?

Cupidhero and rapzino, give me the jamz.

AgapeCharis:
kukikukikuki

AgapeCharis:
eyaa
Kpele

unibenstudent1:
kai see the confam shoki weh messi dash that guy ,chai that guy hear weeeeeennnnn

I dey tell you.

kulkatty:


LOL I don't mind. Just put it and tag me

marieolae:
he is not sensible on nairaland. We all know that

Suley316:


Wedding night murder mystery wan happen be that

see painment wey worse pass 3rd degree frostbite.

Na play we dey, but the wife part serious die.

Na to introduce pweetyz to LegendarySage, amokeme and destante remain.

benromeo39:
Kelvindim, u just disappoint me this night.

I fit understand say u dey drag my babe because of her beauty, but I nur know say u be subsistent farmer. Plantain and egg nai u wan take woo her?

Pweetyz, we'll have a nice picnic on the rooftop of eiffel tower this weekend. Then we'll go to Vienna and finally Paris. Ignore that hungry farmer.

marieolae:
Andyboombay unibenstudent1..nd odas u guys shud listen oohh lol

AndyBoomba:


Hehe..it can't fit not


Nice!!!! Tho!

adepiero:
I no understand you o!