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Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by Lero15(m): 12:21pm On Nov 07, 2014
The Nairaland Jobs Section is one of the most viewed sections. Here, there is "no time to check time" grin you go straight to the point. Another name I do call this section is the Hustling Section cool Most people you find here are usually serious with their posts (although some come here for somewhat fraudulent reasons...). Fellow Nairalanders, I give you, ten kinds of people I have observed here. You may add yours at the end of my post. Here I go:

1) The Email Droppers : I was once in this group cheesy . You see a very interesting post, a member says he has some materials, then the "race" begins. Some will even go as far as dropping their phone numbers. Thank God for Dropbox This instance will reduce soon. PS: I'm not saying it's bad ooo. Just be careful with your personal details.

2) The Late Posters : OH LORD!!! Someone would create a thread about an interview invite or about how his test fared. The next post, as expected: HOW DID YOU APPLY? Like seriously, how did you apply? Would you mind posting the pre-interview/pre-test details next time??

3) The Gatecrashers : These guys rock!!! cool cool Even if it would be an online test, guys are ready to "onlinecrash" grin grin And most times, the gatecrashers pass the tests better than the "default" invitees. Take the risk and get rewarded! Disclaimer: Lero never said you should go ahead and gatecrash oo. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

4) The Selfless Posters : oh...I love this set of guys, don't you, too? They make nairaland an information haven. Their posts come from a *reliable source* They are the best! wink wink cool Keep it up, guys. wink

5) The Geniuses : While some of us talk about regret mails after tests, some guys here do not at all. I hail ooo. I know just about few persons here that hardly, or never get regret mails. They are humble, and they are always ready to impart. I wanna be like them! PS: I nor be olodo ooo...

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by Lero15(m): 12:22pm On Nov 07, 2014
6) The 2-Cents Donors : Why always 2 cents?? (sometimes kobo!!! shocked shocked ). Why not 2-dollars-manageable, or 2000 dollars-you dig? wink Thanks for sharing the info though...but we want more cash grin grin

7) The Renumeration Experts : They know virtually what most firms pay! They are good. They can save you the initial stress of traveling miles for a test or interview that may not be favourable, renumeration wise. Olutola88, pls do the compilation, aiit? cheesy

8.) The Silent Killers : I fear these guys...After a very long wait for test results, one dude from nowhere will just come up and say, "success mail rolling" You immediately check your mail, and lo and behold...a regret mail undecided cry cry cry After his post, you will not see the dude again until he gets his offer letter, etc.

9) The GNLD Agents : grin grin grin These guys are going placess grin grin grin Selling drugs or whatever might not be that bad an adventure for some people, the way they go about advertising in disguise is what piss me off. Some would go as far as copying some job requirements of top firms...then they end it all with a gmail or yahoomail. Don't be surprised, they are coming up with a domain name soon...

10) The Scammers : Dear Scammers, you think I'd pass? I purposely put you guys on my last list! You guys are sooo intelligent, you use your intelligence the wrong way. Whether na good you sabi do, carry on, whether na bad, ba masala... just remember say "everyday for the thief..." you know the rest.

Now I'm done.., which of the group(s) do you belong? If it is number 10, say hii grin lipsrsealed
You may add yours. Thanks.

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by ednut1(m): 12:41pm On Nov 07, 2014
oga lero15. u don graduate from dis section con throw nice exit article abi grin. Nl job section rocks sha

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by Lero15(m): 12:43pm On Nov 07, 2014
ednut1:
oga lero15. u don graduate from dis section con throw nice exit article abi grin. Nl job section rocks sha
Graduate?? No be school na. Exit for where? More posts to come. I'm still here grin grin grin

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by Victorakats(m): 12:43pm On Nov 07, 2014
I love this....
Obviously here isnt where you come to do bedroom discussion...
...so creative and kind of you!

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by Nobody: 12:55pm On Nov 07, 2014
Lero you don dey eye front page ba? wait for David. grin

You forgot to mention the
The observers group: Those reading and gulping info from behind the scenes, they never post anything unless they want to ask for past questions or test format. Some of them don't even have accounts yet.

The false alarm group: always coming up with heart wrenching posts to cause you to refresh your mail every 10sec flat. These guys are always telling you they have top level insider meanwhile them no know even gateman for the company.

I dey come. grin grin

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by Nobody: 1:05pm On Nov 07, 2014
What of the MTNs
They receive every test invite, go every interview...in short, they are on every job vacancy thread. grin
__ the hustle is real mehn.

The Egoistic Jobseekers These ones,would apply for Union bank o.
When they get regret mail - they go come remember say the bank is older than their great grand father and their mind wasn't even there.
___ they be like, 'those people will make you sign bond'
'I heard their pay isn't even good'
'The last recruitment process took two(2) years'...lol

The town Guides...how can I forget this group. They are concentrated in Lagos.
Just drop a question like 'How can I get to Diamond HQ from Ikotun?' and you will see them in action. (I love them so much).
They can also tell you the name of the company by seeing the address alone...their street credibility is high...lol

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by Nobody: 1:12pm On Nov 07, 2014
Kachisbarbie:
What of the MTNs
They receive every test invite, go every interview...in short, they are on every job vacancy thread. grin
__ the hustle is real mehn.

The Egoistic Jobseekers These ones,would apply for Union bank o.
When they get regret mail - they go come remember say the bank is older than their great grand father and their mind wasn't even there.
___ they be like, 'those people will make you sign bond'
'I heard their pay isn't even good'
'The last recruitment process took two(2) years'...lol

You don go comment for muslim section abi, see your signature. Ndo. grin

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by Nobody: 1:18pm On Nov 07, 2014
Three7Ty9:


You don go comment for muslim section abi, see your signature. Ndo. grin

lol...seriously I never even comment when that thing take happen o.
I just opened the page, you know something wey person no expect to see, that declaration just popped up. I say lemme scroll to read it properly...na so the thing take accept.
I run close the browser...lol. it was already too late.

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by Lero15(m): 1:20pm On Nov 07, 2014
Victorakats:
I love this....
Obviously here isnt where you come to do bedroom discussion...
...so creative and kind of you!
Thanks, bro.
Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by Lero15(m): 1:22pm On Nov 07, 2014
Three7Ty9:
Lero you don dey eye front page ba? wait for David. grin

You forgot to mention the observers group. Those reading and gulping info from behind the scenes, they never post anything unless they want to ask for past questions or test format. Some of them don't even have accounts yet.

The false alarm group, always coming up with heart wrenching posts to cause you to refresh your mail every 10sec flat. These guys are always telling you they have top level insider meanwhile them no know even gateman for the company.

I dey come. grin grin
cheesy cheesy grin

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by Lero15(m): 1:23pm On Nov 07, 2014
Kachisbarbie:
What of the MTNs
They receive every test invite, go every interview...in short, they are on every job vacancy thread. grin
__ the hustle is real mehn.

The Egoistic Jobseekers These ones,would apply for Union bank o.
When they get regret mail - they go come remember say the bank is older than their great grand father and their mind wasn't even there.
___ they be like, 'those people will make you sign bond'
'I heard their pay isn't even good'
'The last recruitment process took two(2) years'...lol
lol...it is well

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by masagoody(m): 1:24pm On Nov 07, 2014
*THE TALK ONLY WHEN NECESSARY FOLKS....what do I have to say about them now o.......abeg adeycome......I don forget.....
but Lero.... all these different crews and no single pishure....do the needful or Idonbelivit!

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by Nobody: 1:27pm On Nov 07, 2014
Let me book a space, will comment later... kinda busy...


btw, nice article Lero... hilarious but true grin grin

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by Lero15(m): 1:27pm On Nov 07, 2014
masagoody:
*THE TALK ONLY WHEN NECESSARY FOLKS....what do I have to say about them now o.......abeg adeycome......I don forget.....
but Lero.... all these different crews and no single pishure....do the needful or Idonbelivit!
picture?? This section is too Serious for pictures grin

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by tolutweety(m): 1:27pm On Nov 07, 2014
I guess I belong to more than 1 group sef. smiley smiley

*modified* @ 3:54pm , 07-11-14

Front page worthy !

cc : seun, mukina2 , obinoscopy





Ps : I did all the OP said when i was in france embarassed embarassed grin grin

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by Nobody: 1:40pm On Nov 07, 2014
Kachisbarbie:


lol...seriously i never even comment when that thing happened o.
I just opened the page, you know something we person no expect to see, that declaration just popped up. I say lemme scroll to read it properly...na so the thing take accept.
I run close the browser...lol. it was already too late.

Lol, did you ask to get it corrected?
Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by Rapsainot(m): 1:41pm On Nov 07, 2014
JUST PASSING BY undecided

Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by KillerBeauty(f): 1:45pm On Nov 07, 2014
What about the guys that have attended most Gnld interview/test. These guys are invaluable because they help novice at lot by advicing them not to make the same mistakes they did with these Gnld people

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by Nobody: 1:45pm On Nov 07, 2014
Lero15:
cheesy cheesy grin

Lol, na you start am. grin when you suppose resume? Maybe I go 'gatecrash' your house come collect the washing offering. grin

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by nellyquash(f): 1:56pm On Nov 07, 2014
Nice one lero

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by Nobody: 2:02pm On Nov 07, 2014
Three7Ty9:


Lol, did you ask to get it corrected?

yeayea. After several mails, I finally resorted to opening a thread on the issue.
That's when our Oga replied me. grin

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by masagoody(m): 2:02pm On Nov 07, 2014
Lero15:
picture?? This section is too Serious for pictures grin
ooopss...I forgot..... oya convert the pictures to dragnet or shl format.

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by mesoade(m): 2:12pm On Nov 07, 2014
Just incase
Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by toxiflam: 2:13pm On Nov 07, 2014
Errm op, what of the selfish posters,
They drop their mails, perhaps get dragnet past questions or invite but hardly post for others.
While it is a fairly competitive race, there is need to give everyone a fighting chance.

My 5dollars though grin

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by Lero15(m): 2:55pm On Nov 07, 2014
masagoody:
ooopss...I forgot..... oya convert the pictures to dragnet or shl format.
you want the number 1 group members in my list to start displaying talents?? grin
Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by Lero15(m): 2:56pm On Nov 07, 2014
tolutweety:
I guess I belong to more than 1 group sef. smiley smiley
yes, yes, yes...I wl not say more than that wink wink
Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by Lero15(m): 3:03pm On Nov 07, 2014
nellyquash:
Nice one lero
Thanks, Nelly smiley
Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by Lero15(m): 3:06pm On Nov 07, 2014
toxiflam:
Errm op, what of the selfish posters,
They drop their mails, perhaps get dragnet past questions or invite but hardly post for others.
While it is a fairly competitive race, there is need to give everyone a fighting chance.

My 5dollars though grin
now I know where you belong...number 6 group!
Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by davide470(m): 3:39pm On Nov 07, 2014
Nice one Lero15.

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Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by sevantex(m): 3:45pm On Nov 07, 2014
Lero15:
picture?? This section is too Serious for pictures grin
Bros..abeg sharply snd d pisure(material) to my email..sevantex@lero15.com...tenq grin
Re: Most Kinds Of People In Nairaland's Jobs/vacancies Section by KIDorazulume(m): 3:49pm On Nov 07, 2014
Just in case...

'cos this is my favorite nairaland section.

iRep the group iv elements cheesy

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