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Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by jmoore(m): 6:25am On Nov 08, 2014
Even blind virgins need to tutorial. Sex is an instinct, it is not rocket science.
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by simdam500(m): 6:53am On Nov 08, 2014
Elantracey: Is it possible for a human not to have any idea of sex in this generation ? huh



I seriously doubt .
yes o, i still stood on what my mama once told... Babies are sent from above (God)... He was in form of a ball, every other part of the body begin to generate as a result of who the carrier is. To cut the long story short.



























when d baby feels it time for him/her to come out and experience earth to the fullest... Naa there e end o
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by Nobody: 7:50am On Nov 08, 2014
for the ladies, we just lie there and allow the virgin boys do their thing.
for the Virgin boys, hmmm wahala go dey oooooooo
i dont think they know what to do at some point expecially discovering which is the hole.
but they finally do after 1 week of clulessness.

pls never ask a virgin girl to give you head on the first day, to avoid using her teeth........
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by tosyne2much(m): 7:52am On Nov 08, 2014
3cycle:
for the ladies, we just lie there and allow the virgin boys do their thing.
for the Virgin boys, hmmm wahala go dey oooooooo
i dont think they know what to do at some point expecially discovering which is the hole .
but they finally do after 1 week of clulessness.

pls never ask a virgin girl to give you head on the first day, to avoid using her teeth........
Hmmmmmmm.. Smh
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by Nobody: 7:56am On Nov 08, 2014
tosyne2much:
Hmmmmmmm.. Smh
what?
Virgin guys are selfish guys, but who says they cant learn? put your mind to it and you become an expert after some months.
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by jmoore(m): 7:59am On Nov 08, 2014
3cycle:
for the ladies, we just lie there and allow the virgin boys do their thing.
for the Virgin boys, hmmm wahala go dey oooooooo
i dont think they know what to do at some point expecially discovering which is the hole.
but they finally do after 1 week of clulessness
.

pls never ask a virgin girl to give you head on the first day, to avoid using her teeth........
Even a blind man can pass a thread through the eye of a needle.

Bia park your keke one side.
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by tosyne2much(m): 8:00am On Nov 08, 2014
3cycle:
what?
Virgin guys are selfish guys, but who says they cant learn? put your mind to it and you become an expert after some months.
so to person like us wey never bleep b4, how we go take locate the hole na? tongue
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by Nobody: 8:02am On Nov 08, 2014
jmoore:
Even a blind man can pass a thread through the eye of a needle.

Bia park your keke one side.
sweetym that is keeping himself till our wedding night.......
how are you. grin grin

dont worry, ama be gently on you that day, no teeth, perfect kissing, sweet felatio plus multiple cum for you i promise..... kiss
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by Nobody: 8:04am On Nov 08, 2014
tosyne2much:
so to person like us wey never bleep b4, how we go take locate the hole na? tongue
if she is a virgin, then na to use google map locate am ooooo
but if she isnt, she will guide you on what to do and how to do it.
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by jmoore(m): 8:05am On Nov 08, 2014
3cycle:
sweetym that is keeping himself till our wedding night.......
how are you. grin grin

dont worry, ama be gently on you that day, no teeth, perfect kissing, sweet felatio plus multiple cum for you i promise..... kiss
I got no bald head and I am not up to 6ft.
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by Nobody: 8:07am On Nov 08, 2014
jmoore:
I got no bald head and I am not up to 6ft.
yeah and you are not even 30 yet angry

no man is perfect atleast you are still a virgin like myself.
I will manage grin
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by jmoore(m): 8:09am On Nov 08, 2014
3cycle:
yeah and you are not even 30 yet angry

no man is perfect atleast you are still a virgin like myself.
I will manage grin
I don't want to be "managed" biko kwa.
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by Nobody: 8:10am On Nov 08, 2014
jmoore:
I don't want to be "managed" biko kwa.
so how do i get another virgin?
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by jmoore(m): 8:12am On Nov 08, 2014
3cycle:
so how do i get another virgin?
40 days and 40 nights of fasting/prayers, God will show him to you.
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by Nobody: 8:15am On Nov 08, 2014
jmoore:
40 days and 40 nights of fasting/prayers, God will show him to you.
just because a man who might not satisfy me till after 6 months of marriage? (that is if he is a fast learner)

why not ask me to become celibate for life or forget marriage.
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by jmoore(m): 8:18am On Nov 08, 2014
3cycle:
just because a man who might not satisfy me till after 6 months of marriage? (that is if he is a fast learner)

why not ask me to become celibate for life or forget marriage.
Stop being a pessimist. It just takes a night for your virgin husband to satisfy you. That's if he is creative.

If he is dull then you teach him. grin
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by ChurchillStorm: 8:21am On Nov 08, 2014
pamcode:
good evening nairalanders i got a question to ask and pls no insults. How do virgins know what to do on the wedding nite or whenever they feel like av tried asking the married ones but the question was quickly dismissed and the matter changed so i hope i get answers (intelligient ones ) here.Thanks
Hahaha. Stupid people be seriously threatening to overpopulate our world. Parents, kill a stupid child of yours today and save our planet.
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by Nobody: 8:27am On Nov 08, 2014
jmoore:
Stop being a pessimist. It just takes a night for your virgin husband to satisfy you. That's if he is creative.

If he is dull then you teach him. grin
lies.....
even for a non- virgin, satisfying a woman involves not just experience but patience.
imagine a virgin man that will spend 2 hours engaging in forepl.ay and another 2 hours locating the Particular honey pot and then another 2 hours running back and fort visiting the bathroom each time he wants to cum thinking its urine and you think a night is ok to satisfy and learn.
Nwanna you are on a long thing.
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by Nobody: 8:28am On Nov 08, 2014
ChurchillStorm:
Hahaha. Stupid people be seriously threatening to overpopulate our world. Parents, kill a stupid child of yours today and save our planet.
silly because he wants to learn?
abeg carry ya rotten d..k somewhere else.
kill indeed.
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by pamcode(op): 8:39am On Nov 08, 2014
ChurchillStorm:
Hahaha. Stupid people be seriously threatening to overpopulate our world. Parents, kill a stupid child of yours today and save our planet.
wao that is a very intelligient answer you know--fool of the first order
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by ChurchillStorm: 8:41am On Nov 08, 2014
3cycle:
silly because he wants to learn?
abeg carry ya rotten d..k somewhere else.
kill indeed.
You know a ho when she gets all diick trashtalky and shid. You don't respect diick no more cos you've taken in more diick
than your age in terms of number.
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by ChurchillStorm: 8:46am On Nov 08, 2014
pamcode:
wao that is a very intelligient answer you know--fool of the first order
Sarcasm Rule 1) No insults at the beginning or end of the statement. Keep it decent and the iidiiot you on his case may even think you being serious. (And that's the whole point of sarcasm)
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by pamcode(op): 8:57am On Nov 08, 2014
ChurchillStorm:
Sarcasm Rule 1) No insults at the beginning or end of the statement. Keep it decent and the iidiiot you on his case may even think you being serious. (And that's the whole point of sarcasm)
i dont av time to argue pal but i will advise you to seek out a literature teacher or stundent
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by jmoore(m): 9:06am On Nov 08, 2014
3cycle:
lies.....
even for a non- virgin, satisfying a woman involves not just experience but patience.
imagine a virgin man that will spend 2 hours engaging in forepl.ay and another 2 hours locating the Particular honey pot and then another 2 hours running back and fort visiting the bathroom each time he wants to cum thinking its urine and you think a night is ok to satisfy and learn.
Nwanna you are on a long thing.
Knowledge is power.

Your assumptions do not apply to me.
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by ChurchillStorm: 9:13am On Nov 08, 2014
pamcode:
i dont av time to argue pal but i will advise you to seek out a literature teacher or stundent
'Are and Is'.... things I don't bother about
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by tosyne2much(m): 9:33am On Nov 08, 2014
3cycle:
lies.....
even for a non- virgin, satisfying a woman involves not just experience but patience.
imagine a virgin man that will spend 2 hours engaging in forepl.ay and another 2 hours locating the Particular honey pot and then another 2 hours running back and fort visiting the bathroom each time he wants to cum thinking its urine and you think a night is ok to satisfy and learn.
Nwanna you are on a long thing.
aaaaaaaaaahn wetin happen na ? Just to disvirgin a lady ?
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by Nobody: 9:54am On Nov 08, 2014
tosyne2much:
aaaaaaaaaahn wetin happen na ? Just to disvirgin a lady ?
grin not easy bro
LOL
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by Nobody: 9:56am On Nov 08, 2014
jmoore:
Knowledge is power.

Your assumptions do not apply to me.
Time will tell, pls keep it till our night together.
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by tosyne2much(m): 10:31am On Nov 08, 2014
3cycle:
grin not easy bro
LOL
I no knw say e take this rigorous process to dis-v babe oooo wink
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by Nobody: 10:39am On Nov 08, 2014
tosyne2much:
I no knw say e take this rigorous process to dis-v babe oooo wink
Don't mind me, just joking around.
Re: How Do Newly Wedded Virgins Know What To Do by Jorgen: 10:43am On Nov 08, 2014
its like asking how animals know what to do. It is in our DNA. The woman knows that she has to lie on her back, open her legs and do nothing. The guy knows that he has to put his thing inside. Once it is inside he wont want to stop until he finishes. Repeated practice makes them better.
Chikena
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