#edited by twerkjack, story by Tricia. Hi I'mTricia and ȋ̝̊̅̄
Live at lagos. Ok so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Meet dis guy on my way to school, he's what u can call classy, he's handsome, sexy and super rich apparently. So he gives me a ride to school, we exchange numbers and then after weeks of wooing ȋ̝̊̅̄
Finally agreed to pay him a casual visit at his house. So ȋ̝̊̅̄
Pimped up so much (u might think I'm a mermaid) hehe to impress him. I'm a plus size mind u. So at his place (marvelous building) we just sat chattin until ȋ̝̊̅̄
Felt pressed, ȋ̝̊̅̄
Wanted to excuse ma self when he immediately said Trish (short for Tricia) see the movie u said u liked, hmmm so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Put it off and Got talking. This thing (need to poo) came again the second time, dis time harder so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Suddenly jumped up to run to the bathroom with dat force ȋ̝̊̅̄
Unknowingly let out a loud and long fart. Jeez ȋ̝̊̅̄
Felt like meltin as he just stared at me with disgust. This was not only loud buh the stench lingered for long. This guy didn't even as much as say a word (HW can ȋ̝̊̅̄
Start explaining now?) he just left the parlour to his bedroom and came out ten minutes later with an air freshner and started sprayin everywhere not mindin ȋ̝̊̅̄
Was sitting there. ȋ̝̊̅̄
Was so uncomfortably hot (sweatin under Äc) he went in dressed up and said he was leaving the house so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Should probably go, he didn't even offer to gimme a ride, he gave 3k for t.p and he never called me again after dat.

Really?

NOTED

Am sure you have a flat butt

briantext:
Am sure you have a flat butt

on the contrary she's fat with big boobs and behind. And btw wat has dat got to do with the topic? Or maybe u can't help being bad mouthed or handed.

twerkjack:
on the contrary she's fat with big boobs and behind. And btw wat has dat got to do with the topic? Or maybe u can't help being bad mouthed or handed.

i saw your picture on the other thread of yours with flat butt and boobs

twerkjack:
on the contrary she's fat with big boobs and behind. And btw wat has dat got to do with the topic? Or maybe u can't help being bad mouthed or handed.

i saw your picture on the other thread of yours with flat chest and butt

Chicken like u..
U dey mess..

Mtchheeeew
Good for u...

Where d 3k wey he give u ?

briantext:

i saw your picture on the other thread of yours with flat chest and butt

Wicked

twerkjack:
#edited by twerkjack, story by Tricia. Hi I'mTricia and ȋ̝̊̅̄
Live at lagos. Ok so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Meet dis guy on my way to school, he's what u can call classy, he's handsome, sexy and super rich apparently. So he gives me a ride to school, we exchange numbers and then after weeks of wooing ȋ̝̊̅̄
Finally agreed to pay him a casual visit at his house. So ȋ̝̊̅̄
Pimped up so much (u might think I'm a mermaid) hehe to impress him. I'm a plus size mind u. So at his place (marvelous building) we just sat chattin until ȋ̝̊̅̄
Felt pressed, ȋ̝̊̅̄
Wanted to excuse ma self when he immediately said Trish (short for Tricia) see the movie u said u liked, hmmm so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Put it off and Got talking. This thing (need to poo) came again the second time, dis time harder so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Suddenly jumped up to run to the bathroom with dat force ȋ̝̊̅̄
Unknowingly let out a loud and long fart. Jeez ȋ̝̊̅̄
Felt like meltin as he just stared at me with disgust. This was not only loud buh the stench lingered for long. This guy didn't even as much as say a word (HW can ȋ̝̊̅̄
Start explaining now?) he just left the parlour to his bedroom and came out ten minutes later with an air freshner and started sprayin everywhere not mindin ȋ̝̊̅̄
Was sitting there. ȋ̝̊̅̄
Was so uncomfortably hot (sweatin under Äc) he went in dressed up and said he was leaving the house so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Should probably go, he didn't even offer to gimme a ride, he gave 3k for t.p and he never called me again after dat.

D guy na cow, so wu no de fart, so e no fuk free pussy because of mess

The story is not complete Hmmmm,afterall you said it was edited

What kind of useless font is this

that niggur most be MAD,shey e no de MESS?tel dat sis to continue MESSING joor...its a natural phenomena

briantext:

i saw your picture on the other thread of yours with flat chest and butt

buh its with the same body dat ȋ̝̊̅̄
Get all ma favours. Tell me what uve been able to achieve with ur fat ugly face? slowpoke

twerkjack:
#edited by twerkjack, story by Tricia. Hi I'mTricia and ȋ̝̊̅̄
Live at lagos. Ok so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Meet dis guy on my way to school, he's what u can call classy, he's handsome, sexy and super rich apparently. So he gives me a ride to school, we exchange numbers and then after weeks of wooing ȋ̝̊̅̄
Finally agreed to pay him a casual visit at his house. So ȋ̝̊̅̄
Pimped up so much (u might think I'm a mermaid) hehe to impress him. I'm a plus size mind u. So at his place (marvelous building) we just sat chattin until ȋ̝̊̅̄
Felt pressed, ȋ̝̊̅̄
Wanted to excuse ma self when he immediately said Trish (short for Tricia) see the movie u said u liked, hmmm so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Put it off and Got talking. This thing (need to poo) came again the second time, dis time harder so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Suddenly jumped up to run to the bathroom with dat force ȋ̝̊̅̄
Unknowingly let out a loud and long fart. Jeez ȋ̝̊̅̄
Felt like meltin as he just stared at me with disgust. This was not only loud buh the stench lingered for long. This guy didn't even as much as say a word (HW can ȋ̝̊̅̄
Start explaining now?) he just left the parlour to his bedroom and came out ten minutes later with an air freshner and started sprayin everywhere not mindin ȋ̝̊̅̄
Was sitting there. ȋ̝̊̅̄
Was so uncomfortably hot (sweatin under Äc) he went in dressed up and said he was leaving the house so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Should probably go, he didn't even offer to gimme a ride, he gave 3k for t.p and he never called me again after dat.

who no dey fart/shit?
Som ppl ehn!!

twerkjack:
buh its with the same body dat ȋ̝̊̅̄
Get all ma favours. Tell me what uve been able to achieve with ur fat ugly face? slowpoke

Alot more than your silly body can get you

briantext:

Alot more than your silly body can get you

hahaha sure, a face as ugly as urs is surely morethan anythin ȋ̝̊̅̄
Can get lolz

twerkjack:
hahaha sure, a face as ugly as urs is surely morethan anythin ȋ̝̊̅̄
Can get lolz

lol your damn funny...
I bet If you see me, you'll break up with your bf cheap slot

briantext:

Alot more than your silly body can get you

ur cute,don't mind ha jare

mirexxx:
ur cute,don't mind ha jare

thanks dear but that's not even my picture, it's one of my youtube friends picture

briantext:

thanks dear but that's not even my picture, it's one of my youtube friends picture

aiit

You went with so much pretence in mind to impress. Why didn't you oblige yourself the first time you felt pressed ?

This reminds me of one lady who visited my office with the shortest tight gown I ever seen. She was plus size too. Was drawing it down with both hands both while standing and sitting throughout her stay.

Ladies why ?

Just be yourself...

twerkjack:
buh its with the same body dat ȋ̝̊̅̄
Get all ma favours. Tell me what uve been able to achieve with ur fat ugly face? slowpoke

Did you say you get favours with your body ?

Like 3k just for farting ?

Change this mentality please..

mirexxx:
ur cute,don't mind ha jare

You are pouting ?

Why ?

100Cents:


You are pouting ?

Why ?

do i need 2 reply u?

mirexxx:
do i need 2 reply u?

Yes dear.

100Cents:


Yes dear.

lol cos its cute

Where's the guy cause he needs to spray this thread as well....

100Cents:


Did you say you get favours with your body ?

Like 3k just for farting ?

Change this mentality please..

it was NOT ME

The guy did not have good intentions for u, he obviously did not love u. Good radiance jor