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Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by twerkjack: 10:51pm On Nov 07, 2014
#edited by twerkjack, story by Tricia. Hi I'mTricia and ȋ̝̊̅̄
Live at lagos. Ok so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Meet dis guy on my way to school, he's what u can call classy, he's handsome, sexy and super rich apparently. So he gives me a ride to school, we exchange numbers and then after weeks of wooing ȋ̝̊̅̄
Finally agreed to pay him a casual visit at his house. So ȋ̝̊̅̄
Pimped up so much (u might think I'm a mermaid) hehe to impress him. I'm a plus size mind u. So at his place (marvelous building) we just sat chattin until ȋ̝̊̅̄
Felt pressed, ȋ̝̊̅̄
Wanted to excuse ma self when he immediately said Trish (short for Tricia) see the movie u said u liked, hmmm so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Put it off and Got talking. This thing (need to poo) came again the second time, dis time harder so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Suddenly jumped up to run to the bathroom with dat force ȋ̝̊̅̄
Unknowingly let out a loud and long fart. Jeez ȋ̝̊̅̄
Felt like meltin as he just stared at me with disgust. This was not only loud buh the stench lingered for long. This guy didn't even as much as say a word (HW can ȋ̝̊̅̄
Start explaining now?) he just left the parlour to his bedroom and came out ten minutes later with an air freshner and started sprayin everywhere not mindin ȋ̝̊̅̄
Was sitting there. ȋ̝̊̅̄
Was so uncomfortably hot (sweatin under Äc) he went in dressed up and said he was leaving the house so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Should probably go, he didn't even offer to gimme a ride, he gave 3k for t.p and he never called me again after dat.
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by Nobody: 11:02pm On Nov 07, 2014
Really?
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by Nobody: 11:03pm On Nov 07, 2014
NOTED
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by briantext(m): 11:19pm On Nov 07, 2014
Am sure you have a flat butt
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by twerkjack: 11:22pm On Nov 07, 2014
briantext:
Am sure you have a flat butt
on the contrary she's fat with big boobs and behind. And btw wat has dat got to do with the topic? Or maybe u can't help being bad mouthed or handed.

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Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by briantext(m): 11:27pm On Nov 07, 2014
twerkjack:
on the contrary she's fat with big boobs and behind. And btw wat has dat got to do with the topic? Or maybe u can't help being bad mouthed or handed.
i saw your picture on the other thread of yours with flat butt and boobs
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by briantext(m): 11:27pm On Nov 07, 2014
twerkjack:
on the contrary she's fat with big boobs and behind. And btw wat has dat got to do with the topic? Or maybe u can't help being bad mouthed or handed.
i saw your picture on the other thread of yours with flat chest and butt
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by ERCROSS(m): 11:35pm On Nov 07, 2014
Chicken like u..
U dey mess..

Mtchheeeew
Good for u...

Where d 3k wey he give u ?

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Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by 3coins(m): 11:45pm On Nov 07, 2014
andy is that you? grin
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by adewaletb2(m): 11:54pm On Nov 07, 2014
briantext:

i saw your picture on the other thread of yours with flat chest and butt

Wicked
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by dwilliams: 5:41am On Nov 08, 2014
twerkjack:
#edited by twerkjack, story by Tricia. Hi I'mTricia and ȋ̝̊̅̄
Live at lagos. Ok so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Meet dis guy on my way to school, he's what u can call classy, he's handsome, sexy and super rich apparently. So he gives me a ride to school, we exchange numbers and then after weeks of wooing ȋ̝̊̅̄
Finally agreed to pay him a casual visit at his house. So ȋ̝̊̅̄
Pimped up so much (u might think I'm a mermaid) hehe to impress him. I'm a plus size mind u. So at his place (marvelous building) we just sat chattin until ȋ̝̊̅̄
Felt pressed, ȋ̝̊̅̄
Wanted to excuse ma self when he immediately said Trish (short for Tricia) see the movie u said u liked, hmmm so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Put it off and Got talking. This thing (need to poo) came again the second time, dis time harder so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Suddenly jumped up to run to the bathroom with dat force ȋ̝̊̅̄
Unknowingly let out a loud and long fart. Jeez ȋ̝̊̅̄
Felt like meltin as he just stared at me with disgust. This was not only loud buh the stench lingered for long. This guy didn't even as much as say a word (HW can ȋ̝̊̅̄
Start explaining now?) he just left the parlour to his bedroom and came out ten minutes later with an air freshner and started sprayin everywhere not mindin ȋ̝̊̅̄
Was sitting there. ȋ̝̊̅̄
Was so uncomfortably hot (sweatin under Äc) he went in dressed up and said he was leaving the house so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Should probably go, he didn't even offer to gimme a ride, he gave 3k for t.p and he never called me again after dat.
D guy na cow, so wu no de fart, so e no fuk free pussy because of mess
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by Nobody: 5:35am On Nov 09, 2014
The story is not complete grin Hmmmm,afterall you said it was edited embarassed
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by Nobody: 5:39am On Nov 09, 2014
What kind of useless font is this
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by FLAWLES(f): 7:13am On Nov 09, 2014
that niggur most be MAD,shey e no de MESS?tel dat sis to continue MESSING joor...its a natural phenomena cheesy

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Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by twerkjack: 9:16am On Nov 09, 2014
briantext:

i saw your picture on the other thread of yours with flat chest and butt
buh its with the same body dat ȋ̝̊̅̄
Get all ma favours. Tell me what uve been able to achieve with ur fat ugly face? slowpoke
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by austine4real(m): 12:16pm On Nov 09, 2014
twerkjack:
#edited by twerkjack, story by Tricia. Hi I'mTricia and ȋ̝̊̅̄
Live at lagos. Ok so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Meet dis guy on my way to school, he's what u can call classy, he's handsome, sexy and super rich apparently. So he gives me a ride to school, we exchange numbers and then after weeks of wooing ȋ̝̊̅̄
Finally agreed to pay him a casual visit at his house. So ȋ̝̊̅̄
Pimped up so much (u might think I'm a mermaid) hehe to impress him. I'm a plus size mind u. So at his place (marvelous building) we just sat chattin until ȋ̝̊̅̄
Felt pressed, ȋ̝̊̅̄
Wanted to excuse ma self when he immediately said Trish (short for Tricia) see the movie u said u liked, hmmm so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Put it off and Got talking. This thing (need to poo) came again the second time, dis time harder so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Suddenly jumped up to run to the bathroom with dat force ȋ̝̊̅̄
Unknowingly let out a loud and long fart. Jeez ȋ̝̊̅̄
Felt like meltin as he just stared at me with disgust. This was not only loud buh the stench lingered for long. This guy didn't even as much as say a word (HW can ȋ̝̊̅̄
Start explaining now?) he just left the parlour to his bedroom and came out ten minutes later with an air freshner and started sprayin everywhere not mindin ȋ̝̊̅̄
Was sitting there. ȋ̝̊̅̄
Was so uncomfortably hot (sweatin under Äc) he went in dressed up and said he was leaving the house so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Should probably go, he didn't even offer to gimme a ride, he gave 3k for t.p and he never called me again after dat.
who no dey fart/shit?
Som ppl ehn!!
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by briantext(m): 1:56pm On Nov 09, 2014
twerkjack:
buh its with the same body dat ȋ̝̊̅̄
Get all ma favours. Tell me what uve been able to achieve with ur fat ugly face? slowpoke
Alot more than your silly body can get you
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by twerkjack: 4:51pm On Nov 09, 2014
briantext:

Alot more than your silly body can get you
hahaha sure, a face as ugly as urs is surely morethan anythin ȋ̝̊̅̄
Can get lolz
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by briantext(m): 4:57pm On Nov 09, 2014
twerkjack:
hahaha sure, a face as ugly as urs is surely morethan anythin ȋ̝̊̅̄
Can get lolz
lol your damn funny...
I bet If you see me, you'll break up with your bf cheap slot

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Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by adepiero: 5:01pm On Nov 09, 2014
This post is funny but I think the guy overreacted undecided

I once had a similar experience, I went to my crushes house and we got talking. after a while I started cracking jokes and she laughed so hard she let out a fart! at first I was dumbfounded while she was embarrassed but I saved her by laughing it off and making a joke out of it cheesy

Shît happens cool
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by mirexxx(f): 5:18pm On Nov 09, 2014
briantext:

Alot more than your silly body can get you
ur cute,don't mind ha jare
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by briantext(m): 5:23pm On Nov 09, 2014
mirexxx:
ur cute,don't mind ha jare
thanks dear but that's not even my picture, it's one of my youtube friends picture
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by mirexxx(f): 8:40pm On Nov 09, 2014
briantext:

thanks dear but that's not even my picture, it's one of my youtube friends picture
aiit
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by 100Cents: 10:14pm On Nov 09, 2014
grin

You went with so much pretence in mind to impress. Why didn't you oblige yourself the first time you felt pressed ?

This reminds me of one lady who visited my office with the shortest tight gown I ever seen. She was plus size too. Was drawing it down with both hands both while standing and sitting throughout her stay.

Ladies why ?

Just be yourself...

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Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by 100Cents: 10:17pm On Nov 09, 2014
twerkjack:
buh its with the same body dat ȋ̝̊̅̄
Get all ma favours. Tell me what uve been able to achieve with ur fat ugly face? slowpoke

Did you say you get favours with your body ?

Like 3k just for farting ?

Change this mentality please..

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Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by 100Cents: 10:19pm On Nov 09, 2014
mirexxx:
ur cute,don't mind ha jare

You are pouting ?

Why ?
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by mirexxx(f): 10:26pm On Nov 09, 2014
100Cents:


You are pouting ?

Why ?
do i need 2 reply u?
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by 100Cents: 10:41pm On Nov 09, 2014
mirexxx:
do i need 2 reply u?

Yes dear.

Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by mirexxx(f): 10:48pm On Nov 09, 2014
100Cents:


Yes dear.
lol cos its cute
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by dOnLarich: 10:54pm On Nov 09, 2014
Where's the guy cause he needs to spray this thread as well....
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by twerkjack: 5:03pm On Nov 12, 2014
100Cents:


Did you say you get favours with your body ?

Like 3k just for farting ?

Change this mentality please..
it was NOT ME
Re: Hillarious! Most Embarrassing Moment Of Her Life With A Guy. by alaura: 5:38pm On Nov 12, 2014
The guy did not have good intentions for u, he obviously did not love u. Good radiance jor

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