Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? - Car Talk (2)

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 11:47am On Nov 10, 2014

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 11:48am On Nov 10, 2014

jeffizy:
[color=#003300] Sitting with friends over some few bottles of pilsner at the mess.
The topics shifted from work related issues to family and general talk.....Not until the bottles kicked into overdrive .

A mate (naija) said in low voice and I quote "do you guys know there's a myth about having intercourse in a car?"

Everyone was amused , but I wasn't because I've heard it before , although I find it ambiguous.

There's a belief in some parts if naija that having sexual intercourse in your car will put your car in jeopardy as it will start developing faults which will be unexplained despite regular maintenance.

[s]I trouble shut the discussion due to the environment , but I wish to find out more.[/s] [/color]

Trouble shoot?

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Babyboy1986(m): 11:49am On Nov 10, 2014

I laugh in ducth.

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by EvilSeeed: 11:50am On Nov 10, 2014

Only Tokunboh cars..

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by EvilSeeed: 11:51am On Nov 10, 2014

jeffizy:
^^^^^^ No. Different time zones bro.

The Nigga didnt see; Pilsners..

#Good beer btw.

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Georgematics(m): 11:52am On Nov 10, 2014

me too go like know wetin for spoil d moto[color=#000099][/color] cry

if they make out for inside d car...

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by domido(m): 11:53am On Nov 10, 2014

Ahhh!!! The op even said it himself. They were sharing bottles of drink, op am sure dat ur friend was high dats y he asked dat question.

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by BruzMoney(m): 11:53am On Nov 10, 2014

icemann:
If by any chance this is true brothels would have more money than CBN or Bill Gates.

Guy ur english language get comma! So una no sabi dwindling?? I smh 4 u! Product of GEJ kindof education

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Vivipop(f): 11:54am On Nov 10, 2014

Some Nigerians and their superstitous beliefs! It's a big fat lie.

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Barselonia(m): 11:54am On Nov 10, 2014

lolz

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by kika23(f): 11:54am On Nov 10, 2014

whatever you believe in works for you... #truethat

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 11:55am On Nov 10, 2014

jeffizy:
[color=#003300] There's a word in Yoruba language known as Òkùtà .

It means bad luck.
Information has it that having intercourse anywhere you are making money (office ,shop,stall) will bring dwindling fortune to such establishment.
And my best toy, the automobile , has now been lumped into that category of sacred places not open to desecration [/color]

Broda, in MI abaga's voice,
you thrive on superstitions!

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by AJOT99(m): 11:56am On Nov 10, 2014

Smh

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by chelseabmw(m): 11:56am On Nov 10, 2014

100% correct.... this has happened to me several times.....

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by boujaye: 11:56am On Nov 10, 2014

NL front page irritating and irresponsible topics makes me almost spewing?? huh

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by mzzhavilah(f): 11:56am On Nov 10, 2014

Oh pls,except d gal is possesed by demons...I ve heard dis b4 sha and I argued against it.

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by CherishedIma(f): 11:57am On Nov 10, 2014

Leave d car nd go do it in ur room, I don't believe the car should malfunction cos of that tho

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by gistmelove(m): 11:57am On Nov 10, 2014

Yes am talking from xperienced

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Barselonia(m): 11:57am On Nov 10, 2014

jeffizy:
[color=#003300] There's a word in Yoruba language known as Òkùtà .

It means bad luck.
Information has it that having intercourse anywhere you are making money (office ,shop,stall) will bring dwindling fortune to such establishment.
And my best toy, the automobile , has now been lumped into that category of sacred places not open to desecration [/color]

una wan start again...... babalawo pikin......Were u hear dat 1

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 11:59am On Nov 10, 2014

of all my carexscapades in LUTH late till 1am...never ever has there ever been a fault...infact makes for great dare devil driving back home on the free road

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by freecocoa(f): 12:00pm On Nov 10, 2014

If I hear.

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by spiceemman(m): 12:00pm On Nov 10, 2014

LmaO, it's just like saying having sex in a house will cause the building to collaspe or having sex in a beach will cause say a Tsunami.

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nosyke(m): 12:00pm On Nov 10, 2014

chelseabmw:
100% correct.... this has happened to me several times.....

Aha, what happened to the good 'ol bed?.....spoilt? grin

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by cdamsel(f): 12:01pm On Nov 10, 2014

jeffizy:
I've had few related experiences with 2 different cars way back. But I refuse to believe.

Pure myth.
Speaking from Experience grin

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Eyop: 12:01pm On Nov 10, 2014

Malfunction is an understatement. If such happens,Engine must knock so it's not advisable @ all.

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by HINCO(m): 12:03pm On Nov 10, 2014

Is big lie,my good friend has done it for several times in his car and nothing happened

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by EvilSeeed: 12:04pm On Nov 10, 2014

HINCO:
Is big lie,my good friend has done it for several times in his car and nothing happened

What brand of Car?!

Brand new or Tokunbo?

Plus did they dedicate the car in church when he bought it?

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 12:04pm On Nov 10, 2014

I have a friend who swears it does.. well considerable visits to the mechanic proved his fears. He bought a toks Honda Pure-water back in 1997 and we took it for a spin with two chics of the seaside off park-view estate.. he strolled with his chick while i boinked the other chick on the back seat of his car.. a month later he started swearing at me that this was the cause, from wind-shield wiper to leaking brake fluid to clutch burn. he said the car ran smooth until i had chooky chooky inside. angry

I explained that the toks was a setup. those types arranged by mechanics to look good so after the 6 weeks warranty you start seeing problems

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