₦airaland Forum

Tovot:
I drank water na. I knew it! Ever since teeo came to this place, he has been corrupting your good behaviour. *whispers , so who is this lady in question?*

Buhahahaha . Nobody dey corrupt me na, na me just feel like I owe somborry an apology .

And she is.......






























































In my dreams .

rozzay:
Am great sir, how's ur day.

Day was good dear . What's up with Mr Nairaland na? Have you selected a candidate to campaign for?

MissSlimbody:
Omo yi ti b'aje gan

Hahahaha . Baje ke? I just dey give you the different options noni o just in case you nor remember .

Tovot:
I drank water na. I knew it! Ever since teeo came to this place, he has been corrupting your good behaviour. *whispers , so who is this lady in question?*

Amebo girl

AfricanApple:
okay, better as u face them fully. Nairaland can be distractive
so what d meaning of every, atleast we knew ebullient


well I think d book is better than anything.
haven't found rich dad poor dad yet, I didn't ask for it much though, remember I told u I haven't finished reading 'Jennifer and her selves' I've been trying to do so but it seems I get too lazy in reading these days
immediately I start reading poor dad rich dad I will tell u


so I will be eating my delicious rice while u just sit and take water no p sha


and with this your fine face u will make a good mr. Nairaland

sorry. Please I didn't get the first paragraph of your post. I'd love you to explain a lil.

It happens dear. Sometimes, one just gets tired of reading those books. Especially when they are bulky. I really which everything comes packaged in audio and video formats.. I so better with those.

Like I have LOADS of books to read now, i just get lazy trying to start 'em .

It's no p. Hopefully the scent of the rice doesn't make me perish .

Btw, that food is garnished with a favorite of mine - I love turkey a lot .

Lol. Mr. Nl ke? Thanks, but no thanks. I can't go dere. It's made your friend, MzColi so busyyyy, she hardly has time to attend to other business(es) here..

I heard you contested tho... Just a pity I wasn't around to do my bit..

justjify:
Thanks bro. *takes seat*
A glass of JD will just be it.

Aha!!!

*dashes in and out with JD for him*

Here you go sire

https://www.whiskycritic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/jackdaniels.jpg

*whispers to him*....where's your date sir?

AfricanApple
How are you, hun?

Jbluv55:
Day was good dear . What's up with Mr Nairaland na? Have you selected a candidate to campaign for?

Lolz left to me dey shuld scrap it since d so called judges have no authority ova d psycophants on the thread. Am rily not interested.

Tashamania:
AfricanApple
How are you, hun?

Halo hun, AfricanApple howdy, I saw ur thread left to me u shuldnt have bothered, if there's one thing I learnt from this contest abt nland its dat, there are a lot of fustrated people who look for odas to transfer their agression on. Simple so with dat I ignore.

Jbluv55:
Interesting . You're welcome once again sire .

*rushes in and out with a bottle of Eva water for him*

Here you go

https://mhqstore.com/image/cache/data/Eva%20water-500x500.jpg

*whispers to him*....I read "Rich Dad, Poor Dad" a long time ago o . Are you a book-writer?

woooh! Honestly, the site of that bottle is refreshing. . Thank you sir!

*Grabs his wrist gently* You did? I bet you enjoyed every bit of it.. Are you a fan of Robert Kiyosaki?

*wishpers back* No sir.. Although I should be one. I'm so lazy to get going and hone the skills. People been complimenting.

Although I've created random products, that I wouldn't call books.. Perharps ''short reports'' will fit better.

Are you a writer..? It appears you have an interest in it...

Jbluv55, I need a bottle of chilled water, please.. my Truckpusher will pay

rozzay:
Halo hun, AfricanApple howdy, I saw ur thread left to me u shuldnt have bothered, if there's one thing I learnt from this contest abt nland its dat, there are a lot of fustrated people who look for odas to transfer their agression on. Simple so with dat I ignore.

sweedie am good, hope you are okay

Tashamania:
AfricanApple
How are you, hun?

Tasha Tasha Tasha . Ke ka ime?

Tashamania:
sweedie am good, hope you are okay

Am great hun, weres everyone? Dre11, kingtom!

Tashamania:
Jbluv55, I need a bottle of chilled water, please.. my Truckpusher will pay

Who will pay?
You never hear about gende equality?



Oya carry your load by yourself,I no come market.

Jbluv55:
Tasha Tasha Tasha . Ke ka ime?

Haha you try. Am aii.

where's your wife?

Tashamania:
Jbluv55, I need a bottle of chilled water, please.. my Truckpusher will pay

LOL@ your Truckpusher . Are you the truck or you own the truck he's been pushing?

*serves her*

https://www.egoleshopping.com/product_images/z/small_eva__76311.jpg

Jbluv55:
Hahahaha . Baje ke? I just dey give you the different options noni o just in case you nor remember .

Na jst 1 I wan know for now

rozzay:
Am great hun, weres everyone? Dre11, kingtom!

I usually become hyperactive when I see two beautiful ladies calling themselves 'hun' and 'deary'


*scratches head*

Jbluv55:
LOL@ your Truckpusher . Are you the truck or you own the truck he's been pushing?

*serves her*

https://www.egoleshopping.com/product_images/z/small_eva__76311.jpg

This barman too like gossip sha.

Tasha abeg carry your plastic chair follow me

Jbluv55:
Hello sire, tis been a while o . What shall I offer you?

Yea, give me kebab and red lebel

MissSlimbody:
Na jst 1 I wan know for now

Yinmu

You wey go don know like 4 different koboko sef

Truckpusher:
Who will pay?
You never hear about gende equality?



Oya carry your load by yourself,I no come market.

dont do this..

Why are you this hard?

Where is khiaa and SpcAgtOko?

I miss them.

Jbluv55:
Yinmu

You wey go don know like 4 different koboko sef

Olorun o ni je

Tashamania:
dont do this..

Why are you this hard?

Remove that kiss from my mouth please.
I don't want the others to know that I've been kissing someone else.

Truckpusher:
I usually become hyperactive when I see two beautiful ladies calling themselves 'hun' and 'deary'


*scratches head*

Lolz rily! Its just an expression of love no homo. Lolz r u rily a truckpusher?

Truckpusher:
This barman too like gossip sha.

Tasha abeg carry your plastic chair follow me

Buhahahaha . Actyoooly its called keeping company sire .

Werin make I serve you?

Jbluv55:
LOL@ your Truckpusher . Are you the truck or you own the truck he's been pushing?

*serves her*

https://www.egoleshopping.com/product_images/z/small_eva__76311.jpg

Thanks dearie.. your services here are superb

acchualli, I own the truck and I am the truck

Jbluv55:
Yinmu

You wey go don know like 4 different koboko sef

At the rate which they are going nowadays ,we should be looking at 10 to 12 kobokos

Truckpusher:
Remove that kiss from my mouth please.
I don't want the others to know that I've been kissing someone else.

others? I need names!!

rozzay:
Lolz rily! Its just an expression of love no homo. Lolz r u rily a truckpusher?

yes honey, he is. I opened the business for him