₦airaland Forum

Jbluv55:
Sleep ke? Nor be now o . Sleep nor dey my eye

khiaa:
That's always a good thing, we need more gentlemen on NL.

Truckpusher:
If you meet an angry guy,please run away.
They'll always be angry and woe betides you if you somehow was responsible for their anger.

MissSlimbody:
Na where d sleep dey?

dre11:
Iwo ni mofi jor.....
Mafi bread komi ni obe mu


Better come and sleep because I no wan hear ur epistles in the morning again

AfricanApple:
u are so funny


i will heed to your advise

AfricanApple:
no be my fault say e dey shake o, na god do am like dat, so just turn face


and face ya work

Truckpusher:
You really think so?

You have no idea the kind of personality I'm talking about,this person takes everything too serious.
When somebody asks you why do you smile like that whenever she's around.
An angry girl is a recipe for disaster.
I ran away - yes I ran away ,you can call me a coward.

Truckpusher:
I'm a gentle man but I wasn't gentle to SpcAgtOko today.
You know that awkward moment when you find out that your ex is sleeping with the barman you patronize.

Arsenic and cyanide isn't expensive you know.

khiaa:
No Truckpusher, some shy women act like that when their hearts desire is around, I'm being serious. She just doesn't know what to say to you. Inside she is dieing for you to toast her. Stop running away and face your fears.

dre11:
Me self gentle

Jbluv55:
Baba why you dey terrorize my woman na?

*corks gun*

miztola:
you don carry come again o
brain bursting.

Jbluv55:
I don soak am inside coffee

dre11:
She didn't carry the key
Am sure the key still has extra

Maybe she went to meet ur wife and took the extra with her



Because the one u gave me is still with me

Dopeyomi:
Do yσυ remember this guy #akboze Before Nairaland got tsunamized

AfricanApple:
wetin be TDB, u know say I be Bush girl


no p na, dat jacabii guy is really serious,

Jbluv55:
Na those lips we go carry campaign for you na . Lips that will make even the judges miscount votes

Truckpusher:
I'm already out.
quick one: When are you getting married?

Truckpusher:
This isn't a joke jb.
I've never seen a girl that is so angry with everything.
even my little expensive pranks that put smiles on the face of ladies that I've come across was to her a no go area.
Na so I run for my life

She calls me everyday trying to sound nice but I ain't that stewpid to run along with an angry woman.

khiaa:
Why do you want to know?

Truckpusher:
I'm a gentle man but I wasn't gentle to SpcAgtOko today.
You know that awkward moment when you find out that your ex is sleeping with the barman you patronize.

Arsenic and cyanide isn't expensive you know.

MissSlimbody:
Bobo yi ma se ra e l'ese o

Jbluv55:
Actually, if there's anything I despise mor than being idle its an angry lady .

My mum used to be like that which is why I even loved my stepmum more than I did her .

What I believe is that anger worsens situations rather than helping them.

I once had a GF who even tells me there is a point in time at night that she doesn't like to see anyone around her or speak to anyone(even on Fone). She claims that's just the way she is even after I don suggest plenty ways of changing her methods . Baba na so I run o .

Truckpusher:
Hehe
Rule number 1: Do not fight a brother over a woman,just take yours lemme take my turn and the world goes round.
There is love in sharing they say.

khiaa:
You had better apologize to her before JB gets a hold of you.

miztola:
When you de even sleep sef

Jbluv55:
Ma dami lohun jare, I just have some stuffz to takia of this night/morning - I work best @ night .

Jbluv55:
Hehehe . The ever cunny lady Khiaa . So you've been wetting it on a daily basis or do you have a 'gardener' that has been assisting?

MissSlimbody:
Segzy ko, segun ni

Yeah, I dey treat malaria

MissSlimbody:
Ok...odi owuro

khiaa:
Wetting it up on a daily basis!! Hummmmmm, that sounds ------. I have been taking care of my garden all by myself.

You're a bad boy JB.

PS...... I think you better go and handle your business with Truckpusher.