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MizMyColi:
drop your watsapp contact.

ghost1718:
sometimes u dey talk with sense

stinggy:
Why do I feel this whole contest wouldn't be fair
Even at the nomination stage, I know it has been rigged already to favour a certain candidate

We will be watching...

#TeamChrislu

NOBLEDANDY:
have sent another mail

MizMyColi:
We'll see

KelvinGraphics:
Seen and Replied too sir

Emperorking20:
I'm not gonna write an epistle.. I'm just gonna say what I have in my mind...

The majority of you, the audience already has someone in mind to vote for, and let me guess, your votes are for the popular nairaland dudes. However, there are still some of you who haven't decided yet, and it is those some of you I'm referring to rght now..
I'm not popular, I'm not drop dead handsome , however I'm not drop dead ugly either.. So don't you think I deserve a chance? I mean the odds of winning are overwhelmingly against the likes of me, still; let's not talk about winning now, let's just talk about me getting into the next stage of the contest and we'll see from there..

What say you esteemed ladies and gentlemen? How about you give me a chance??

*sighs* So much for a speech.. This is more like a rant.. No?

Emyben:
Any official way to quit even after verification? I have decided to watch the contest from the stands.I will be back next time out better profiled for this. Goodluck to the remaining 50 guys . I, EMYBEN formally steps down for the remaining 50 to slug it out. Thanks peeps

Emperorking20:
Oga thank u o! how about you do a trial and error and vote for me... #TeamUnderdog

Emyben:
Any official way to quit even after verification? I have decided to watch the contest from the stands.I will be back next time out better profiled for this. Goodluck to the remaining 50 guys . I, EMYBEN formally steps down for the remaining 50 to slug it out. Thanks peeps

MizMyColi:
Aren't you contesting anymore?

MizMyColi:
Send me different pictures.
One portrait, one straight.

Sorry,
I meant to say, pictures without your moniker.
But if you like it that wy then no p

NOBLEDANDY:
I have sent u over 5 different pictures... Yet u are still asking of a straight and a potrait... What then is the one Av sent you called?? Please I don't get this any longer.

ghost1718:
sorry dude i am voting for somebody

Graviton2:
#TeamAmefrica
#TeamAmefrica
#TeamAmefrica
#TeamAmefrica
#TeamAmefrica

#TeamChrisviral
#TeamChrisviral
#TeamChrisviral
#TeamChrisviral
#TeamChrisviral

Oya, let's go.

Amefrica:
Thanks man! You may wanna branch the campaign thread too haha.

OkeEsibe:
me likey

MizMyColi:
Sorry,
I meant to say, pictures without your moniker.
But if you like it that wy then no p

Graviton2:
Link please!

Dapo777:
is that u on ur profile? Damn.......u look pretty

MizMyColi:
Really?
I didn't see any. sorry.

englishmart:
that awkward moment when your weed contains human hair

Nihilist:
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Gentlemen,

You will by now be aware that there are 51 contestants for the crown of Mr Nairaland. This means that ceteris paribus, or all things being equal, you have a 1 in 51 chance, or 2% chance of winning the competion.

Those are already very long odds, and with all due respect, all things are NOT and WILL NOT be equal.The truth is, some of you will may not even get a single vote, based on looks alone....
Also, the likes of naijab*iy and chibikw* are already extremely popular on this forum, and already have a huge number of voters waiting to waste their votes on them.

We know their types, the rich kids who never had work a day in their lives, the popular kids at school, the ones who got the girls.
We may not be popular, and we may not meet their artificial standards of beauty, but as they say, every day for the thief, one day for the owner.

Well Gentlemen, this is a chance for us owners to strike back.Our chances are slim and our odds long, but I can change all that. I offer you 21 guaranteed votes each at the start of qualification. 21 guaranteed votes.. As long as you do exactly what I say.

What do you say?

KUDOXS Has Been Verified As A Contestant



Guys, kindly check your emails and respond accordingly. Deadline is 11:59pm today.

KelvinGraphics:
Seen and Replied too sir

KelvinGraphics:
Seen and Replied too sir

EmoBoy:
Who will be my campaign manager? Pay is attractive...

Kachisbarbie:
Please show us some abs mehn...

I am looking for new boyfriend .

__ I don't want the one wearing facecap o
__or wearing Alobam/My money grows like grass top
__or skinny jeans.
__he should have plenty hair(very important)
__Intelligent
__Good command of English.
He shouldn't bother about money - amma finance the relationship (sugar'mummy things)

Na my personal choice/taste be this

Kachisbarbie:
Please show us some abs mehn...

I am looking for new boyfriend .

__ I don't want the one wearing facecap o
__or wearing Alobam/My money grows like grass top
__or skinny jeans.
__he should have plenty hair(very important)
__Intelligent
__Good command of English.
He shouldn't bother about money - amma finance the relationship (sugar'mummy things)

Na my personal choice/taste be this

englishmart:
I hereby nominate bellanaija