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Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by teddy7(op): 1:59pm On Nov 14, 2014

Hey, can I follow u home? [ why?] Cause my parents told me to follow my dreams

there's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have ur number in it

Ur hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

I lost my pants, do u mind if I wrap your legs around me instead?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

"Gurl, do u have a shovel in your back pocket?" (No Why?) "Cuz I'm diggin' that azz!"

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

Fascinating. I've been looking at ur eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them

Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. Lol

Feel free to add yours, don't spoil the fuN!

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Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by vizkiz: 2:06pm On Nov 14, 2014

these aren't pick up lines, they are "throw away" lines grin

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Nobody: 2:07pm On Nov 14, 2014

Funny.

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by naijaboiy: 2:18pm On Nov 14, 2014

Girl please vote for naijaboiy,,and your dreams will always come through

https://www.nairaland.com/1995552/mr-nairaland-december-2014-edition#up

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Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by teddy7(op): 2:19pm On Nov 14, 2014*

vizkiz:
these aren't pick up lines, they are "throw away" lines

Lol maybe I should change the title undecided

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by naijaboiy: 2:19pm On Nov 14, 2014

mizzkeji44:
Funny.

Hi dear...

Please have you voted?

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Houseofglam7(f): 2:21pm On Nov 14, 2014

love like diarrhoea indeed.
cheesy

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Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by teddy7(op): 2:24pm On Nov 14, 2014

Houseofglam7:
love like diarrhoea indeed.

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Nobody: 2:28pm On Nov 14, 2014

naijaboiy:
Hi dear...

Please have you voted?

SURE...I VOTED 4U.

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by naijaboiy: 2:32pm On Nov 14, 2014

mizzkeji44:
SURE...I VOTED 4U.

Thanks alot...i'm grateful

Would be expecting your support in subsequent rounds

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Epistemology(f): 2:32pm On Nov 14, 2014

SMH

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Nobody: 2:40pm On Nov 14, 2014

Babe am so hard can you unhard me

grin

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Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Nobody: 2:40pm On Nov 14, 2014

naijaboiy:
Thanks alot...i'm grateful

Would be expecting your support in subsequent rounds

Keep calm,you have my humble vote anyday,anytym.

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Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by naijaboiy: 2:47pm On Nov 14, 2014

mizzkeji44:
Keep calm,you have my humble vote anyday,anytym.

that's why I luff you

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Nobody: 2:49pm On Nov 14, 2014

mizzkeji44:
Keep calm,you have my humble vote anyday,anytym.

perfect choice dear....

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by aristocrazzy: 2:56pm On Nov 14, 2014

GUY:"Gurl, do u have a shovel in your back pocket?" (No
Why?) "Cuz I'm diggin' that azz!"
'POW' 'POW'(sound of slap)
GUY: Sorry I just dey play (runs without looking back)

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Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Nobody: 3:13pm On Nov 14, 2014

[color=#c0392b][size=15pt]You know what's on the MENU? It's Me-N-U[/size][/color]

https://www.survivingcollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/J-wow-gag-gif1.gif

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Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by lukuluku101(m): 3:17pm On Nov 14, 2014

Jesus loves you. My name is Jesus, what's yours?

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by teddy7(op): 3:30pm On Nov 14, 2014

UchihaMadara:
[color=#c0392b][size=15pt]You know what's on the MENU? It's Me-N-U[/size][/color]

https://www.survivingcollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/J-wow-gag-gif1.gif

Oh what a hot job huh

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by ggrin(f): 3:32pm On Nov 14, 2014

vizkiz:
these aren't pick up lines, they are "throw away" lines

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by vizkiz: 3:40pm On Nov 14, 2014

[quote author=ggrin post=28011546][/quote]hey babe

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by ggrin(f): 3:46pm On Nov 14, 2014

vizkiz:
hey babe

hey sugar

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by vizkiz: 3:51pm On Nov 14, 2014

ggrin:
hey sugar

how are you doing today? And Hope, he has given you your glasses cheesy

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by ggrin(f): 3:57pm On Nov 14, 2014

vizkiz:
how are you doing today? And Hope, he has given you your glasses

yeah he did,but after another round(s) of straffing angry

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by vizkiz: 4:01pm On Nov 14, 2014

ggrin:
yeah he did,but after another round(s) of straffing

i thought you are a virgin undecided

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by ggrin(f): 4:10pm On Nov 14, 2014

vizkiz:
i thought you are a virgin

and what are u thinking undecided

Straffing mean fighting here in india undecided

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Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by Fabdedon(m): 4:55pm On Nov 14, 2014

S.A.S

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by pweetixandy: 5:03pm On Nov 14, 2014

Hey..can I have ur phone?

"Why?"
Cos my mum asked me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams undecided

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Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by vizkiz: 6:07pm On Nov 14, 2014

ggrin:
and what are u thinking
Straffing mean fighting here in india

whew! thank God

i actually thought you were cheating on me for a moment there wink

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by teddy7(op): 7:36pm On Nov 14, 2014

pweetixandy:
Hey..can I have ur phone?

"Why?"
Cos my mum asked me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams

lol what re u on about huh

Re: Cute And Most Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever! by ggrin(f): 7:38pm On Nov 14, 2014

vizkiz:
whew! thank God i actually thought you were cheating on me for a moment there

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