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| In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(op): 9:56am On Nov 14, 2014*. Modified: 10:34am On Nov 14, 2014 |
Once upon a time,in d land of s'emen,there lived a particular s'perm called Racer. Racer seems everytin has competition. Never believe in second best. Well,there came a particular day wen dey all had to race towards a particular post. The 1st to get to d pole,of course,wins. Having been familiar wit stuffs as such and being so determined and gracious,Racer surpassed dem all so much so dat the fusion of it and d pole resulted to a graceful fetus. Well, a life devoid of sorrow sounded Racer for good nine months in an enclosed abode and wen it was finally birthed turned out to be as gracious as d ancestor. Prologue : D Racer of yester years is a year older today,fulfilled and of course #repping. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME,aka RACER!!! |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Nobody: 10:01am On Nov 14, 2014 |
Yaaaaay!! FTC...i was here toeyean. |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(op): 10:36am On Nov 14, 2014 |
Jennimma:I sight u,Queen @ Jennimma. |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Nobody: 2:10pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Happy Birthday my dear. May your joy be full now and forever, Amen. Forgive me,i thought it was a story at first. Where are my people? Toykathy kingphilip fatalveli onemansquad emzypaz hameenat94 Come in and wish Toeyean a HBD! She is one of us. |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Onemansquad(m): 2:34pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Toeyean1507:ah taught it was a story too BTW HAPI BDAY ma'am wish u lng lyf, prosperity, properties and anytn gud u wnt in life #Have fun dear is ur day |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by tecno4life(m): 2:55pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Toeyean1507 Happy birthday wish u long life and prosperity in all ur endeavours, @ onemansquad I taught it's a story 2 ![]() ![]() lol |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by JeffreyJamez(m): 3:12pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
iya so na your bday today....o se!!!.....hbd dear....where the booze!!! ![]() |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by kingphilip(m): 3:18pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
happy birthday Toeyean1507. as u begin a new year today in d journey of life, I wish u many more years filled with God's favor without limits n pray u achieve all the good things you've ever wished for BTW that ur intro make brain o if person no read am complete him go think say na tori u de write.. from the above I suggest u start a story because u have the potential in u |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(op): 7:05pm On Nov 14, 2014*. Modified: 7:36pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
kingphilip:My oga,ur little gurl loyal o. Thanks so much for d wishes,I'm glad. As for d writing thingy, I've kinda get d skills just waiting for d right time to unleash it ni but,of course, dat'll be after I don gather lessons frm ur likes finish. 10ks fr d avdice,will keep it in mind.................*bowing |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(op): 7:25pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Jennimma:Lolz! I just tried ma skill in describing my BIRTHDAY so as to make it look different. I hope I #rep all ma ogas @ d top |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(op): 7:32pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Onemansquad:. 10ks man. I just tried out d thingy ni weda I go fit d crew. Seeing all dis motivations,mehn, I better get ma writing materials ready! Thanks fr d wishes once more |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(op): 7:44pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
JeffreyJamez:Lolz,na swag I carry put jare. Thanks fr d wish,I'm grateful. Third mainland bridge na venue and all black na dress code.................*tongue out |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by JeffreyJamez(m): 8:00pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Toeyean1507:evil!!!! ![]() |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by toykathy(f): 8:52pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Jennimma:happy bornday Toeyean (my name sake), wishn u llnp, may u always celebrate dis day in peace n joy of Christ. Hope u had fun? |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(op): 10:27pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
toykathy:Waow,thanks fr d wishes..............a whole lotta fun o. Dis is my best birthday so far,thanks fr being a part. U r appreciated |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by kingphilip(m): 11:42pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Toeyean1507:when is da ryt time most great writers on nairaland started worst like u but with corrections from readers, they r where they r today please start up urs n I'm sure within days you'll b a household name to reckon with in nairaland |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(op): 7:18am On Nov 15, 2014 |
kingphilip:I sure will keep dis advice to heart. I promise somtin very soon no matter ao short it might be. Thanks so much,I do appreciate dis. |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by kingphilip(m): 9:04am On Nov 15, 2014 |
Toeyean1507:Uwc dear can't wait to feast on ur story o |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Sheenor: 11:45am On Nov 15, 2014 |
thought it was a story.....op, hmmm...na wa oo |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(op): 3:29pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Sheenor:Lolz,I dey sharpen my pencil,eraser don dey ground and books boku to write. Expect sometin soon.............*hailing |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Onemansquad(m): 10:19pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Toeyean1507:ma'am if u stat ur story dnt 4gt 2 holla me o |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(op): 6:50am On Nov 16, 2014 |
Onemansquad:Boss,na u go front am sef............thanks fr d vote of confidence. *bowing |
| Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(op): 5:38pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
JeffreyJamez:Third mainland bridge was dah venue, all black was dah dress code, holy water was dah official drink and na 'ahsihs' got us high buh as u nor come..................* grinning |