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Man's Breakup Goes Viral by DonaldGenes(m): 9:59pm On Nov 18, 2014
Perhaps the man whose break-up text is now going viral should have stuck with “it’s not you; it’s me.”

Instead, the unnamed, disgruntled guy texted his now ex a list of six reasons he was dumping her, after dating for less than two months. This list was posted on Twitter by the dumpee’s friend, Amy Nelmes, from Sydney, Australia.

“My friend just sent me this break-up message she received after 7 weeks of dating. My fav reason for split is #3,” she tweeted.

That would be, “You are rude to my cat and that makes me feel uncomfortable.”

As of this afternoon, her tweet has been retweeted over 15,000 times.

The number one reason on the list is, “You refuse to update your relationship status on Facebook.”

Number six, however, is the most narrow-minded: “You won’t disclose how many sexual partners you have had which makes me think it is upwards of 3 and anything more than that is unacceptable.”

Both of the no-longer-lovers are unknown, but the women spoke to an Australian news website, ninemsn, about her ex. “He was 30, had a job, a car and a house. Certainly not what I normally manage to attract, so I thought I was onto something,” she said. ”He was a bit of a nerd, perhaps a bit quiet, but a genuinely nice guy all the same.”

She explained to the website that’s allergic to cats, hence her “rudeness” to the guy’s. She also says she didn’t write back—and that she’ll never date another man with a cat.

www.yahoo.com FRont News

Re: Man's Breakup Goes Viral by tintingz(m): 10:03pm On Nov 18, 2014
undecided undecided
Re: Man's Breakup Goes Viral by 100Cents: 10:14pm On Nov 18, 2014
So who dumped the other ?
Re: Man's Breakup Goes Viral by 100Cents: 10:14pm On Nov 18, 2014
Okay.

Goodnight

Re: Man's Breakup Goes Viral by japhmanuel: 10:14pm On Nov 18, 2014
What a break up!
Re: Man's Breakup Goes Viral by iceberylin(m): 10:16pm On Nov 18, 2014
Saw this already undecided
Re: Man's Breakup Goes Viral by coldsummer: 10:17pm On Nov 18, 2014
Mtcheeew
Re: Man's Breakup Goes Viral by DonaldGenes(m): 11:36pm On Nov 18, 2014
coldsummer:
Mtcheeew
grin

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Re: Man's Breakup Goes Viral by loveprofessor(f): 5:57am On Nov 19, 2014
My advise to people beginning a relationship is to first "let the cat out of the bag" like the 2 exes failed to do and unfortunately, couldn't deal with their differences. Instead of putting it in writing why not talk about it on phone and if no one wants to talk about it, its better to calm down and move on.

Its unfortunate how people are quick to use the social media to broadcast one's (secret) message, that's absolutely rude!

Be careful of what you do out there because it could be your turn.
Re: Man's Breakup Goes Viral by Burger01(m): 5:59am On Nov 19, 2014
Foreign rubbish..
Re: Man's Breakup Goes Viral by passionate88: 7:16am On Nov 19, 2014
Where is the list na?. So no b only Naija guys dey like to know how many sausages d girl dn chop?. These hoes ain't loyal... For real they ain't..
Re: Man's Breakup Goes Viral by passionate88: 7:19am On Nov 19, 2014
DonaldGenes:
Perhaps the man whose break-up text is now going viral should have stuck with “it’s not you; it’s me.”

Instead, the unnamed, disgruntled guy texted his now ex a list of six reasons he was dumping her, after dating for less than two months. This list was posted on Twitter by the dumpee’s friend, Amy Nelmes, from Sydney, Australia.

“My friend just sent me this break-up message she received after 7 weeks of dating. My fav reason for split is #3,” she tweeted.

That would be, “You are rude to my cat and that makes me feel uncomfortable.”

As of this afternoon, her tweet has been retweeted over 15,000 times.

The number one reason on the list is, “You refuse to update your relationship status on Facebook.”

Number six, however, is the most narrow-minded: “You won’t disclose how many sexual partners you have had which makes me think it is upwards of 3 and anything more than that is unacceptable.”

Both of the no-longer-lovers are unknown, but the women spoke to an Australian news website, ninemsn, about her ex. “He was 30, had a job, a car and a house. Certainly not what I normally manage to attract, so I thought I was onto something,” she said. ”He was a bit of a nerd, perhaps a bit quiet, but a genuinely nice guy all the same.”

She explained to the website that’s allergic to cats, hence her “rudeness” to the guy’s. She also says she didn’t write back—and that she’ll never date another man with a cat.

www.yahoo.com FRont News
@bolded, won't that be big fat lie?. I always stand for the truth when dealing with a woman, but I don't blame guys that wash their head with lies... The girls don't appreciate guys telling them the truth.
Re: Man's Breakup Goes Viral by frodobee: 7:39am On Nov 19, 2014
Hmmmm, you think its not possible. Wait till you hear Seun's reasons for dumping his ex: "you don't have NL profile, everytime guest".
Even PSquare will divorce Lola for just befriending "aproko and LIB"

You don't know En.d ti.me things is around the corner, goes off to France.
Re: Man's Breakup Goes Viral by shindarayo(f): 10:05am On Nov 19, 2014
passionate88:
Where is the list na?. So no b only Naija guys dey like to know how many sausages d girl dn chop?. These hoes ain't loyal... For real they ain't..
count d number of holes uve visited and multiply by two...there u got ur ansa...asshole.
Re: Man's Breakup Goes Viral by echobee(f): 10:19am On Nov 19, 2014
shindarayo:
count d number of holes uve visited and multiply by two...there u got ur ansa...asshole.
grin grin grin. Confirm babe grin
Re: Man's Breakup Goes Viral by passionate88: 10:21am On Nov 19, 2014
shindarayo:
count d number of holes uve visited and multiply by two...there u got ur ansa...asshole.
#typical Naija girl mentality.

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