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Ilekeh:
Who is that?

By the way you're blushing, I'd take that as a yes.

Girl, quit playing! Tryna act like you don't know who 2legit2qwt is??

SirShymex:
Don't be jealous now. The only reason why I spoke about it is cos she doesn't post anymore. And if you were on threads then, you would know we were speaking offline.
I was a newbie still getting used to this jungle. But I have acclimatised now lol. Ain't no chic dumping me, man. They all love me!

Mehn, I can't stop laughing! You shouldn't hv told me, cos I will always bring it up at any given chance. LML!

BananaBender:
Girl, quit playing! Tryna act like you don't know who 2legit2qwt is??

In this context, no. Is he the cute guy that makes you wanna twerk?

Ilekeh:
Maybe dating shymmex is the same as being alone.

Tbh, being in a relationship with some guy is like dating a couch.

You never changed at all.

Waiting for shymexx to deploy his full military arsenal over that statement

Truckpusher:
You never changed at all.

Waiting for shymexx to deploy his full military arsenal over that statement

Lol I don't want trouble o. Na sholly gist me.

He needs to face his gf with that arsenal and ignore old women like myself.

Ilekeh:
Lol I don't want trouble o. Na sholly gist me.

He needs to face his gf with that arsenal and ignore old women like myself.

Are you afraid of him? then call on sholly ,she seem to developed some kind of thick skin for shy's barrage of artillery fire.


Meanwhile,where have you been? you've been MIA for sometime now.

Did you end up in jail during last winter?

Truckpusher:
I don't think so .
Sholly claims is a feminist and wouldn't date any guy which keep wondering if she swings both ways - Because sometimes she claim she has a boyfriend and in one breath tell you she doesn't need a man.
Maybe we should just ask shymexx to come clean on this one

Want is diff from Need and yeah, I do.

Ilekeh:
In this context, no. Is he the cute guy that makes you wanna twerk?
Tbh, being in a relationship with some guy is like dating a couch.

2legit2qwt, come hia and out her a*Ss. Don't worry, I'll make sure sailormoon is protected.

@last line: Gist me!

BananaBender:
Want is diff from Need and yeah, I do.



2legit2qwt, come out here and out her a*Ss. Don't worry, I'll make sure sailormoon is protected.

@last line: what happened?

With? My brother?
Sorry we don't do that in Ekiti.

We're just wondering why you say you're alone while you're cuddling with shymmex under the mistletoe.

Truckpusher:
Are you afraid of him? then call on sholly ,she seem to developed some kind of thick skin for shy's barrage of artillery fire.


Meanwhile,where have you been? you've been MIA for sometime now.

Did you end up in jail during last winter?

Yes I am very afraid of him.......we fear him in France.

I've been living my life. I got real tired of reading dumb comments on nl. I think at some point, one has to decide between NL forum or Sanity.

Miss mami? Send me chocolate for Christmas.

BananaBender:
Girl, quit playing! Tryna act like you don't know who 2legit2qwt is??


Mehn, I can't stop laughing! You shouldn't hv told me, cos I will always bring it up at any given chance. LML!

Lmao...who cares? I never dated the chic. Don't be jealous!

Are you still waiting for my PM? I can't believe I have never spoken to you offline and it is like you have been expecting my PM since like forever lol. And that is the funniest thing cos you'll never catch me sending a PM to anyone no matter how I flirt with then online lol.

Truckpusher:
Are you afraid of him? then call on sholly ,she seem to developed some kind of thick skin for shy's barrage of artillery fire.


Meanwhile,where have you been? you've been MIA for sometime now.

Did you end up in jail during last winter?

Ikeke just wants this django lol.

I don't know, man. Too many online chics...the ones offline aren't even satisfied yet cos I have gone ghost. That is how a nyggah will end up with 50 baby mums - women are evil, I tell ya.

SirShymex:
Lmao...who cares? I never dated the chic. Don't be jealous!

Are you still waiting for my PM? I can't believe I have never spoken to you offline and it is like you have been expecting my PM since like forever lol. And that is the funniest thing cos you'll never catch me sending a PM to anyone no matter how I flirt with then online lol.

When you lie, you make a lot of spelling errors.

You just admitted to Inked-Nerd dumping your a*Ss, now you wanna flip the script and act like I'm feeling you or somthn. Lies you tell!

Look here, this is about Inked-Nerd and you, do not allude to something that doesn't exist before u piss me d fvck off. Your PMs will only be among the many I never respond to. Stop playing, if Sholly wants to talk to you, she'll PM you.

Lol @ 2legit2qwt viewing.

Anyway sholly and shymmex, let nl rest. Solve your personal and intimate issues offline.

Ilekeh:
With? My brother?
Sorry we don't do that in Ekiti.

We're just wondering why you say you're alone while you're cuddling with shymmex under the mistletoe.

LoL Ileke, don't you know who your brother is again?

Ilekeh:
Lol @ 2legit2qwt viewing.

LMAO! I saw him too.

@Bananabender and Ilekeh
Get a room guys. Why are you calling me?

Sorry shymmex, here in France, we eat cucumbers. We're allergic to cheese stixs.

2legit2qwt:
@Bananabender and Ilekeh
Get a room guys. Why are you calling me?

My friend, will you go and siddon. Always in female matter

One day, dem go call you sheniqua by accident.

Ilekeh:
Yes I am very afraid of him.......we fear him in France.

I've been living my life. I got real tired of reading dumb comments on nl. I think at some point, one has to decide between NL forum or Sanity.

Miss mami? Send me chocolate for Christmas.

Lmao@ 'we fear him in france'

Wait a minute ,there is no sanity in NL?

And you're still here? ...smh

I won't get you that chocolate and for God's sake you can't be my mami na or were you talking about baby mama?

definition of kray kray = Ilekeh + Bananabender

2legit2qwt:
@Bananabender and Ilekeh
Get a room guys. Why are you calling me?

Ileke said, she doesn't know who you are. And I was wondering if I'm on the list of those you're sending Christmas gift to


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Bwahahahahaha, I'm about to lose my darn mind Why does Ilekeh keep saying, "here in France"?? B1tch pls!

Truckpusher:
Lmao@ 'we fear him in france'
Wait a minute ,there is no sanity in NL?
And you're still here? ...smh
I won't get you that chocolate and for God's sake you can't be my mami na or were you talking about baby mama?

Lol I'm still here o. Anyone that is sane all the time is perfectly insane.

Lol....

SirShymex:
Ikeke just wants this django lol.

I don't know, man. Too many online chics...the ones offline aren't even satisfied yet cos I have gone ghost. That is how a nyggah will end up with 50 baby mums - women are evil, I tell ya.

Honestly this baby mama thingy is getting out hand these days.

These ladies are no longer ready to be a good housewife you know like our mothers ,they all want to be baby mamas so they could sample free diick whenever they want without repercussions

BananaBender:
Ileke said, she doesn't know who you are. And I was wondering if I'm on the list of those you're sending Christmas gift to


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Bwahahahahaha, I'm about to lose my darn mind Why does Ilekeh keep saying, "here in France"?? B1tch pls!

Just tell your bf to not bother us in France.

BananaBender:
Ileke said, she doesn't know who you are. And I was wondering if I'm on the list of those you're sending Christmas gift to


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Bwahahahahaha, I'm about to lose my darn mind Why does Ilekeh keep saying, "here in France"?? B1tch pls!

I mailed something to you, your favorite shoes. Remember those?

@Ilekeh, are you in France now?

BananaBender:
When you lie, you make a lot of spelling errors.

You just admitted to Inked-Nerd dumping your a*Ss, now you wanna flip the script and act like I'm feeling you or somthn. Lies you tell!

Look here, this is about Inked-Nerd and you, do not allude to something that doesn't exist before u piss me d fvck off. Your PMs will only be among the many I never respond to. Stop playing, if Sholly wants to talk to you, she'll PM you.

So, you date folks by exchanging emails, no? Why are you even trying to trifle a trifle? Loool. Sholly gatts some e-love for me. And you are lucky my GP told me to stop eating spicy food. And that means I won't be eating naij food for a long time. Obviously, cooking is out of the equation for you now. Just declare ya love for me and let it be over with lol.

I'm watching NFL and I guess that is the reason for the errors. Can't be ar.se about them though.

I just alluded to something, just leave it there. I don't do online dating, and I have never dated anyone on here. Heck, I have never met anyone on here. Give up lol.

2legit2qwt:
I mailed something to you, your favorite shoes. Remember those?

@Ilekeh, are you in France now?

Yes na. That's why we're not speaking the same language (owo). I'm allergic to poverty. Go away jor.

*these Nigerian Americans sha*

BananaBender:
Take note. I'm teaching you a thing or two about class



You are begging to be embarrassed by someone half your age. Don't do it to yourself, respect your old age.

Embarrassment? I doubt you know the meaning of that otherwise you would never have ventured into waters that only exposes your hypocrisy.

This is what embarrassment is. Lacking the foresight before jumping into conclusions thereby attaching yourself like a venereal disease on a prostitute's groin, and in order to save face from your goofiness you quickly deleted it! Thank you carefreewannabe for quoting it.
You have embarrassed yourself for seeking attention because you obviously can't get it elsewhere that is why you populate cyberspace like an epileptic fly.
Were you too poor to afford to buy toys as a child hence the need to seek attention like a recalcitrant child in need for a change of her heavily soiled diapers?
Apparently the part of your brain that codes for cognizance, foresight and hindsight must have been on a retrogressive overdrive for you to jump into conclusions.
You don't have such privileges to reprimand anyone when your personality is tantamount to the dregs of the society as an immoral, uncouth social deviant of cyberspace and the global stage.
I don't have to embarrass you, you have done that, did that, will continue to do that as long as you live as the embarrassing and disgraceful black sheep of cyberspace and the world at large.
The next time you see my username, you will beg your friends for a brain to quote me. Id.iot!

2legit2qwt:
I mailed something to you, your favorite shoes. Remember those?

@Ilekeh, are you in France now?

You just want me to notice you finally got new shoes

LoL, I didn't even get a virtual shoe talk less of d real deal. Just include me this yr or I will tell sailormoon to leave your a*ss.

Ilekeh:
Just tell your bf to not bother us in France.

Why France?? This is so funny to me.

SirShymex:
So, you date folks by exchanging emails, no? Why are you even trying to trifle a trifle? Loool. Sholly gatts some e-love for me. And you are lucky my GP told me to stop eating spicy food. And that means I won't be eating naij food for a long time. Obviously, cooking is out if the equation for you now. Just declare ya love for me and let it be over with lol.

I'm watching NFL and I guess that is reason for the errors. Can't be ar.se about them though.

I just alluded to something, just leave it there. I don't do online dating, and I have never dated anyone on here. Heck, I have never met anyone on here. Give up lol.

Shy, fine! You asked her out and she dumped your a*ss. Still a burn!

Why are you talking to me about food? Are u that hungry?? Remember, I don't know how to cook.

Lies, you tell! Inked-nerd dumped your a*Ss Stop trying to act tough, I bet you cried too

Stillfire:
Embarrassment? I doubt you know the meaning of that otherwise you would never have ventured into waters that only exposes your hypocrisy.

This is what embarrassment is. Lacking the foresight before jumping into conclusions thereby attaching yourself like a venereal disease on a prostitute's groin, and in order to save face from your goofiness you quickly deleted it! Thank you carefreewannabe for quoting it.
You have embarrassed yourself for seeking attention because you obviously can't get it elsewhere that is why you populate cyberspace like an epileptic fly.
Were you too poor to afford to buy toys as a child hence the need to seek attention like a recalcitrant child in need for a change of her heavily soiled diapers?
Apparently the part of your brain that codes for cognizance, foresight and hindsight must have been on a retrogressive overdrive for you to jump into conclusions.
You don't have such privileges to reprimand anyone when your personality is tantamount to the dregs of the society as an immoral, uncouth social deviant of cyberspace and the global stage.
I don't have to embarrass you, you have done that, did that, will continue to do that as long as you live as the embarrassing and disgraceful black sheep of cyberspace and the world at large.
The next time you see my username, you will beg your friends for a brain to quote me. Id.iot!

someone should please remind me never ever to mess with this stillfire. chineke, na only you go school? please - i want to write a love letter to kanwulia. can you help me in writing it? your use of oyibo language is excellent.

coogar:
ask around......i am the most-reserved poster on this section or any other section of the forum.

Yeah most reserved after tpiah.

BananaBender:
You just want me to notice you finally got new shoes

LoL, I didn't even get a virtual shoe talk less of d real deal. Just include me this yr or I will tell sailormoon to leave your a*ss.



Why France?? This is so funny to me.

I know SirShymex got your back on that one

Stillfire:
Embarrassment? I doubt you know the meaning of that otherwise you would never have ventured into waters that only exposes your hypocrisy.
This is what embarrassment is. Lacking the foresight before jumping into conclusions thereby attaching yourself like a venereal disease on a prostitute's groin, and in order to save face from your goofiness you quickly deleted it! Thank you carefreewannabe for quoting it.
You have embarrassed yourself for seeking attention because you obviously can't get it elsewhere that is why you populate cyberspace like an epileptic fly.
Were you too poor to afford to buy toys as a child hence the need to seek attention like a recalcitrant child in need for a change of her heavily soiled diapers?
Apparently the part of your brain that codes for cognizance, foresight and hindsight must have been on a retrogressive overdrive for you to jump into conclusions.
You don't have such privileges to reprimand anyone when your personality is tantamount to the dregs of the society as an immoral, uncouth social deviant of cyberspace and the global stage.
I don't have to embarrass you, you have done that, did that, will continue to do that as long as you live as the embarrassing and disgraceful black sheep of cyberspace and the world at large.
The next time you see my username, you will beg your friends for a brain to quote me. Id.iot!

Bwahahahahahahaha

Shollypopz is not the reason why you are frustrated. Take that anger and energy and direct it to someone that gives a fvck.

I can see that you're not that smart, so I'm going to help you out here. I deleted my post not because I was trying to save face(whatever d fvck that means) or hide my post from you but because I have enough sense to pull something down that I don't agree with any longer.

I don't know who the fvck you are but I see that you have taken time to monitor my posts on NL. You also know when I log on and when I log off and you've kept tabs on my time spent here. Good.

Now listen, I could go down to your level as you've seen from my posts on here but you honestly bore me. If I ever see you post a dumb comment or do something I consider shitty, I would call you out on it. That would never change, silly.

Run along and be grateful that you met the nice me, you delusional c*unt.