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Ilekeh:

Lol he's not from Ekiti! Don't let him propose to you with that line o.

He's omo Ibo/Ijaw

Ekiti guys are gentle and sweet and everything nice. I know Ekiti guys from miles away

Lol, nah, they're soft.

Even Mrknowitall, another Ekiti guy, is soft.

No love for the Duke of Ijebuland?

BananaBender:
Imma pull a milkytea on your a*ss.

You don't say that to ladies. "That's rude".



Bwahahahahahaha This is the funniest sh1t I've read all day. I'm done with you guys!

That isn't rube at all
Ok,I'll manage.
Five days with you in Seychelles island ,everything paid for - send me your travel details I'll raise your travel itinerary
What do you think?
Remember the magic word 'everything paid for'
Are you in or not?

Truckpusher:
That isn't rube at all
Ok,I'll manage.
Five days with you in Seychelles island ,everything paid for - send me your travel details I'll raise your travel itinerary
What do you think?
Remember the magic word 'everything paid for'
Are you in or not?

Big pimpin'!!

Seychelles is defo. one country I want to visit - beautiful country!

Ilekeh:
You and shymmex sound too much alike. Either you both need to get laid or the holy ghost fire is strong with this one.

We get laid all the time,we don't beg to be laid they beg us for it

SirShymex:
Big pimpin'!!

Seychelles is defo. one country I want to visit - beautiful country!

Boy! you need to visit that place.It's paradise on earth.
Take sholly to Seychelles and watch her forget about feminism - She would be calling you 'daddy shy'

Truckpusher:
We get laid all the time,we don't beg to be laid they beg us for it

They don't understand the psychology of guys who don't give two fvcks about chics means too many chics.

Hence we don't act pussy-whipped, tryna to worship women on the internet.

Fvck a stupid biitch - I'll talk shiit to her, and still tell her to come to my house. No manners!

But we treat great women like queens though.

Truckpusher:
Boy! you need to visit that place.It's paradise on earth.
Take sholly to Seychelles and watch her forget about feminism - She would be calling you 'daddy shy'

Sholly ain't ready for my crazy energy...she needs to keep her testosterone on the internet.

And I don't take chics on holz, I go there to meet new chics.

Taking a chic there would kill the vibe, ya dig?

SirShymex:
They don't understand the psychology of guys who don't give two fvcks about chics means too many chics.

Hence we don't act pussy-whipped, tryna to worship women on the internet.

Fvck a stupid biitch - I'll talk shiit to her, and still tell her to come to my house. No manners!

But we treat great women like queens though.

I bet you they all like it when we talk dirty to them.

There was this Korean girl that was so pissed with me for talking to her dirty but as soon as I did my job inside the room she started acting all slutty
They say something else but they got loads of shiit running through their little mind.

Usually the ones that talk the most, act the least.

SirShymex:
Lol, nah, they're soft.

Even Mrknowitall, another Ekiti guy, is soft.

No love for the Duke of Ijebuland?

Soft and cuddly rocks!
Loud, unruly and mean sucks.

Truckpusher:
That isn't rube at all
Ok,I'll manage.
Five days with you in Seychelles island ,everything paid for - send me your travel details I'll raise your travel itinerary
What do you think?
Remember the magic word 'everything paid for'
Are you in or not?

Nah, I don't go on trips I didn't pay for. Super uncomfortable.

SirShymex:
Lol, nah, they're soft.
Even Mrknowitall, another Ekiti guy, is soft.
No love for the Duke of Ijebuland?

Bwahahahahaha I'm trying to be nice here, so I would not say what's on my mind. I don't want you crying for weeks.

SirShymex:
They don't understand the psychology of guys who don't give two fvcks about chics means too many chics.
Hence we don't act pussy-whipped, tryna to worship women on the internet.
Fvck a stupid biitch - I'll talk shiit to her, and still tell her to come to my house. No manners!
But we treat great women like queens though.

Why are u hurt we praised those guys?? Jeez, what's wrong with you??

I hope u ain't calling me s*tupid??

Truckpusher:
I bet you they all like it when we talk dirty to them.

There was this Korean girl that was so pissed with me for talking to her dirty but as soon as I did my job inside the room she started acting all slutty
They say something else but they got loads of shiit running through their little mind.

Lmao, chics love that dirty talk.

And some of them love it when cuss them out, and nuke their self-esteem.

That's when they start acting nice to you.

Women are unpredictable, I tell ya.

Ilekeh:
Usually the ones that talk the most, act the least.

This is where ya'll get it wrong with guys like us.
We talk the talk and we walk the walk too
Just try and make yourself available and confess to your compatriots

Truckpusher:
Boy! you need to visit that place.It's paradise on earth.
Take sholly to Seychelles and watch her forget about feminism - She would be calling you 'daddy shy'

LML!! I swear, u and Ilekeh are meant for each other

Ilekeh:
Usually the ones that talk the most, act the least.

No truer words have ever been spoken. Preach sista!

BananaBender:
Nah, I don't go on trips I didn't pay for. Super uncomfortable.

But you accept free drinks ,right?

Ilekeh:
Usually the ones that talk the most, act the least.

Talking and acting in what regard?

No one is talking about se.x here.

And obviously, from how I clown around, you should know talking to any chic isn't a problem for me.

C'mon now!

BananaBender:
Nah, I don't go on trips I didn't pay for. Super uncomfortable.

Bwahahahahaha I'm trying to be nice here, so I would not say what's on my mind. I don't want you crying for weeks.

Why are u hurt we praised those guys?? Jeez, what's wrong with you??

I hope u ain't calling me s*tupid??

South London doesn't breed soft nyggahs...and when you're from where I'm from, you can never be soft.

Now add the Ijebu factor - got that from pops, man.

SirShymex:
Lmao, chics love that dirty talk.

And some of them love it when cuss them out, and nuke their self-esteem.

That's when they start acting nice to you.

Women are unpredictable, I tell ya.

They are wired that way - All they do initially is to pretend, but changes like the chameleon the moment those panties hit the floor.

Truckpusher:
But you accept free drinks ,right?

No one turns down a free drink. Except the person offering is a stalker.

Truckpusher:
They are wired that way - All they do initially is to pretend, but changes like the chameleon the moment those panties hit the floor.

Trust me!!

You just can't predict women, you have to let everything happen organically, man.

That's why I always stay observant and go with the flow.

BananaBender:
No one turns down a free drink. Except the person offering is a stalker.

If you accept a free drink ,you will accept anything,I tell ya

SirShymex:
Lmao, chics love that dirty talk.

And some of them love it when cuss them out, and nuke their self-esteem.

That's when they start acting nice to you.

Women are unpredictable, I tell ya.

Seriously, who are these chics that prefer rude guys?

There's a diff between talking dirty and dirty talking. Talking dirty to your girl is not the same as disrespecting her and acting uncouth.

I've unfriended male friends for less.

This is where Nigerian men try to act oyinbo and fail miserable.

Ekiti guys are the best . Well mannered and well groomed!

Truckpusher:
This is where ya'll get it wrong with guys like us.
We talk the talk and we walk the walk too
Just try and make yourself available and confess to your compatriots

ore mi, lo joko jor

Subom1:
Ekiti guys are the best . Well mannered and well groomed!

So true. Typical ekiti guys are pure awesomeness

SirShymex:
Talking and acting in what regard?

No one is talking about se.x here.


And obviously, from how I clown around, you should know talking to any chic isn't a problem for me.

C'mon now!

How would I know? lol

We don't live in the same zipcode.

Ilekeh:
Seriously, who are these chics that prefer rude guys?

There's a diff between talking dirty and dirty talking. Talking dirty to your girl is not the same as disrespecting her and acting uncouth.

I've unfriended male friends for less.

This is where Nigerian men try to act oyinbo and fail miserable.

I wasn't alluding to my girl. Obviously, my chic would be my queen and I'll always treat every chic I'm with, with the utmost respect.

I've been free for like a year now. So, you should know I was alluding to random chics. And it also depends on the chic...and how the flow is. Some just act stupid till you put them in check.

Subom1:
Ekiti guys are the best . Well mannered and well groomed!

Shut ya gob!!

You sure know you dream about Ijebu nyggahs everyday!

SirShymex:
Trust me!!

You just can't predict women, you have to let everything happen organically, man.

That's why I always stay observant and go with the flow.

Exactly ,you remain observant and go in for the kill as soon as they come running back to you with all that emotional gabbage - And I would be like 'come here joor,you dun run finish ?

Ilekeh:
So true. Typical ekiti guys are pure awesomeness

yeah like my homeboy 2legit2qt . Where have you been? Have not seen you around in ages

Ilekeh:
ore mi, lo joko jor

Wetin be this na?

This thread should officially be renamed derailers thread except y'all are kray kray