₦airaland Forum

FLAWLES:
Who is this?

austine4real:
Plz has any1 met a Nlder b4?
Hw dd it went?
Am planning 2 meet a babe on thursday,my 1st time of meetin som1 online.. I nid u tell me wot i nid 2 do

farano:
Buy on point clothes, shoes, wristwatch, galaxy s5

Sunkyphil:
believe pix can b deceptive at times,she may b far from what u expect,so don't be surprised if she didn't meet up to expectation;And u might be lucky she mayb what u c online but the irony of it all is that u may not measure up to her standard.Either way it goes i wish u goodluck in ur date

FLAWLES:
Who is this?

Missmossy:
Don't have high expectations but be ready to go with how things may turn out.

marieolae:
Be prepared for the worst.

chimerase2:
While going try and hold like 25K
Becos some of our nairaland gals re hungry
I no knw weda na crocodile like worm dey der belle way de make dem hungry any how
That's ma advice

austine4real:
lolx
am very stingy oo dax y i dnt av a gf..
I'l buy lacazera& puff-puff.. I just pray she ddnt c dz comment

chimerase2:
While going try and hold like 25K
Becos some of our nairaland gals re hungry
I no knw weda na crocodile like worm dey der belle way de make dem hungry any how
That's ma advice

iceberylin:
Guy you funny ooo

chimerase2:
but na true

chimerase2:
then if u re buy NGBADUME(dry puff puff) then try charter amu no buy small, buy many so that dem go feed der self and the worm for der belle

naijaboiy:

But why you dey announce am na?

iceberylin:
U don carry any one cumot before

chimerase2:
na why I de speak from experience, the gal nearly finished the food way dey the fast food, as she de eat I dey drink pure water dey use tooth pick the comot water way hang for teeth
I trek go huz dat day
Since then believe u me dey no born me well make I send gal PM again
I no knw weda crocodile like worm dey der belle way the consume the food or na Hole dey der
NB: Nairaland babes re just hungry, chatting and posting with empty stomach
But is none of ma business

austine4real:
bn my 1st tym na. I dnt knw wot say gan if we finally me

austine4real:
lmao
i'v been laffin insinde 4 15mins my mum has bin prayin wt various bible verse she tot ayaf.....

iceberylin:
U dh f-up opp...
How you go dh drink water na
all is well bro

Next time get sense

chimerase2:
dey der de laff nah see wetin happen to me the comment above u will happen to u *in GEJ voice* if u didn't take proactive measure to cushion the effect of hunger subsidy in our nairaland babes

naijaboiy:
You people should have chatted up close off line na

chimerase2:
wat do u expect moni finish na so I gat buy pure water dey flex mak pple no tink say I be her gate man way escort her come fast foood and the worst part she no even gree give me make I follow her chop

austine4real:
we just started chattn 2day com c as my hand dey shake

Take it easy

iceberylin:
Lol...the pure-water nai mk am obvious say u na Gateman
U for like buy @least bottle water..

Waitn be the babe moniker sef