₦airaland Forum

MrsBreezy:
Well my childhood was spent in America so I guess to you its foreign.

Lol I guess .

its foreign na...to every one here

farano:
I used to think boys must not see dah pantie but now

naijaboiy:
Now you don dey near boy abi?

tosyne2much:

So now that your eyes have opened, you now near boys during monthly flow abi ? ** shaking my head in disappointment**

Bunsky:
why are disappointed?you no dey near girl ni.

cupidhero:
I thought every girl will be sweet towards me even after i become a man and i thought the kisses on my chick,the hugs and every sweet words they told me when i was litle will continue when i actually grow up and be ready to date. I thought all these parents calling me their inlaw and saying i will marry their daughter mprex or jenninma or even mariolae actually meant those words. It is just sad they were only joking...wish it was all true. Uptil now i still dey vex with ijeoma,chioma and nkechi papa 4 making me believe they actually wanted me to marry their daughters. They should all remember that promise and fail is a sin...i think it is written somewhere in the goodbook.

naijaboiy:
its foreign na...to every one here

Mprex:
lolsss. So my parents promised you that you will marry me? Are you sure?

tosyne2much:
Nevaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!

#teamWeddingNightThings#

cupidhero:
lol. seems you 4get easily....your mom used to call me inlaw 24/7...she onced told chinedu...that your neighbours son that am going to marry u and not him. lol. ordinary hug sef i did not get. tell me u believe me?

missberrypop5:
I used to think that when a boy touches you, you're pregnant, that's what my mother used to scare us away from boys. so then in elementary school, we divided ourselves, girls sit one side, boys sit the other side *primary 6 - js1 mentality*

Bunsky:
which one do you belong to, primary or secondary team?

MrsBreezy:
Right lol I forget Nigeria is on bigger things now. Not like I see on tv. Y'all honestly don't seem African.

Sigh!!

Wrong attempt at sarcasm

I was only pointing out the fact that what you were talking about is usually heard abroad. No pun intended

But it seems you're misunderstanding everything

tosyne2much:
[i] primary

I will neva have sex until I get married.. Nevaaaaaaaaaaaaa

naijaboiy:
Sigh!!

Wrong attempt at sarcasm

I was only pointing out the fact that what you were talking about is usually heard abroad. No pun intended

But it seems you're misunderstanding everything

MrsBreezy:
Right.. Okay.

Well I apologize. I'll come take in all the Nigerian ways soon enough so I'll stop sounding so foreign. .

You still don't understand

Issokay

naijaboiy:
You still don't understand

Issokay

brito:
You a virgin? wake me up in the morning

MrsBreezy:
Sigh lol I give up.

Mprex:
i dont believe you

naijaboiy:
its foreign na...to every one here

tosyne2much:
I have seen a lady's unclothedness [/b]

brito:
I was thinking you've even impregnated a lady before

tosyne2much:
Why would I ? Me that I don't even know the ryt port to insert my theeeeek

brito:
I was thinking you've even impregnated a lady before

tosyne2much:

Non virgin ladies been claiming virgins since 1200BC

brito:
I have never seen a dicck not to talk of playing with it.

Are you telling me ur eyes are alwz closed when he's doing it ?

tosyne2much:

Are you telling me ur eyes are also closed when he's doing it ?

MrsBreezy:
Sigh lol I give up.