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Banking hall is a very kool place to observe people &
discover just how
funny some people can be. I sat down & observed
these 6 Kinds of
people you see everyday in the Bank:
1. PEN BORROWERS- They always come to bank
without Pen & they
mostly borrow from people without returning back
the Pen! You'll be
lucky to get your Pen back from a Pen Borrower!
2. THE "I DEY YOUR BACK" TEAM- They just come &
into the bank
and look for the last person on the queue, tap you
and say, "I dey your
Back!" Sometimes, up to 10 different people will tell
you that, then
later, they begin to quarel among themselves who
should be first
among the "I dey your Back brethren"!
3. THE NO PROTOCOL TEAM: This group just comes
in, and they go
straight to either a counter, office or bank staff, who
attends to them
sharply and they are off, while you are busy standing
on the line!
4. THE BANK DOOR REJECTEES- These set of people
are always
rejected by the Bank Door! You'll see them removing
their wrist watch,
phones, belts, even boxers, yet the Door will say "Go
Back pls!" LOL.
Maybe they should be coming to bank naked! Some
are even too fat
to pass through the door, so the bank security
smuggles them in from
the back door of the bank after being rejected by the
front security
door. LOL#
5. THE SLIP WASTERS: These are another set of
people I don't
understand. You see them cancelling and tearing
bank deposit/
withdrawal slips after making mistakes over and
over again! They
make mistake in spelling their names; account
number, everything!
The worst is in writing the figure in Words! At the
end, after wasting
about 10 bank slips, they ask you to help them spell
#2,000. Lol.
6. THE PEOPLE FROM ANOTHER PLANET: These are
the worst kinds
of people you meet in Bank. They come to you and
ask you for
today's Date! Then they go to other people asking for
the same date,
like they have been in another planet for the past 3
years! LOL.
Finally,......
7. THE ATM EXPERTS: They spend long amount of
time at the ATM
machine, pretending they know how to use it, but
they don't! And they
delay others from using it! I once met a Yoruba
Woman explaining to
the ATM machine that there is money in her account!
LOL!
OK, lets be sincere. Which group do you fall into or
have you even
done in your life before?

Psalmwise:
Banking hall is a very kool place to observe people &
discover just how
funny some people can be. I sat down & observed
these 6 Kinds of
people you see everyday in the Bank:
1. PEN BORROWERS- They always come to bank
without Pen & they
mostly borrow from people without returning back
the Pen! You'll be
lucky to get your Pen back from a Pen Borrower!

Lost so many good pens this way. Countless.
You know that special branded pen you always love and carry around you proudly.
Why do people fail to come with pens when they know they need to
write something on their slip. Them wan use their tongues?

2. THE "I DEY YOUR BACK" TEAM- They just come &
into the bank
and look for the last person on the queue, tap you
and say, "I dey your
Back!" Sometimes, up to 10 different people will tell
you that, then
later, they begin to quarel among themselves who
should be first
among the "I dey your Back brethren"!

[quote]3. THE NO PROTOCOL TEAM: This group just comes
in, and they go
straight to either a counter, office or bank staff, who
attends to them
sharply and they are off, while you are busy standing
on the line!

I am guilty. I detest queues.

7. THE ATM EXPERTS: They spend long amount of
time at the ATM
machine, pretending they know how to use it, but
they don't! And they
delay others from using it! I once met a Yoruba
Woman explaining to
the ATM machine that there is money in her account!
LOL!
OK, lets be sincere. Which group do you fall into or
have you even
done in your life before?

Cracking me up here. Never been guilty of this.

I smell frontpage

the biro part naim common pass....anybody can b guilty off dat aspect....u knw dat moment wen u gt stranded and u dnt ve ur atm on u