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BuddhaPalm:
Lol, konji no too get sense sha. And on the other hand, her RAM go don overload with thoughts of "will he agree", "what will he think of me?"

...if its a real story though.

Hmm,,...
She's a small gurl just infatuated and all that!!!

Exjoker:
Yep a friend of mine once found himself in such a confusing situation thou he didn't have to run out of the house

Well he was lucky...
Op wasnt so lucky,imagine losing your shoe of 6k over a crime you didnt even get to commit.
Hahahaha

Freest:
Hmm,,...
She's a small gurl just infatuated and all that!!!

Had it not been for the footsteps, I am certain you wouldn't have stopped - at least when you did.

Freest:
Got dressed for work at about 7am and was about leaving when my phone rang, it was my neighbour, her name is happiness. A little about her, she is 18yrs beautiful, just finished her ssce and so jobless plus she's been crushing on me, which i discarded cos she's way too young and with her age that's infatuation.
I got her call and it was urgent. Please come i just hurt myself and need help cos no one is at home. Being a good samritan i rushed down holding a bottle of spirit & cotton wool
Got to the gate, pulled my shoes outside, and entered the house. Getting inside she was bleeding mildly,i quickly helped her to clean it up, suddenly she held me and was trying to be funny, it was too Early to be in such mood as i was already getting late for work, so as i was trying to stop her, she held me firm, trying to be free we heard foot steps, it was her dad returning, she quickly asked me to go as her father will kill us both, she opened the back gate, , not knowing what to do, i went through it just with my socks on, the man asked who own the shoes, and the girl said she doesn't know, the man then took the shoes into his room... Now am just like wtf# just got that shoe yesterday with good money. Now, should i go meet the man and collect it? What should i tell him? By the way had to go home to get another shoe. Am on my way to work, late ofcourse

Very simple.

Let the silly girl go and steal the shoes back..

Bro just forget the shoes...chikena! Cos if u collect it back u av simply postponed ur doom...wait until her dad sees u putting on d shoe. I'm sure u will not be able to tell us d story here till after 2weeks wen u wld av recovered *jst my 2kobo o*

100Cents:
Very simple.

Let the silly girl go and steal the shoes back..

Lol... I don come from work the babe nor even greet me sef!
The way i look am sef e go know say i need my shoes asap

fleezytran:
Bro just forget the shoes...chikena! Cos if u collect it back u av simply postponed ur doom...wait until her dad sees u putting on d shoe. I'm sure u will not be able to tell us d story here till after 2weeks wen u wld av recovered *jst my 2kobo o*

Lol... Obviously i cant wear it again even if she ends up stealing it back for me... Except the dad gives me which i don't forsee or don't have any concrete reason to make him do it.
Hmmmm... That man don see new shoe wear!
Chai!!!

Savigne:
Well he was lucky...
Op wasnt so lucky,imagine losing your shoe of 6k over a crime you didnt even get to commit.
Hahahaha

And he had to go to work late: what a misfortune

Modified:
Just came from work by 4pm, saw the lady and her elder sister outside, no one said welcome.
Went inside, wanted to take my bath when the elder sister called me and narrated everything that happened this morning only from her sisters point of view. Said i went to their house To Molest her sister. She said the only thing that would make her not tell her parents it was me was the little respect she has for me of which i just lost. She warned that i knew the consequences of telling.I got dumbfounded. Right now am confused. I didn't do anything yet everything is on me. Am angry, am tired. She is just all silent. My shoe is missing, am being perceived as a rapist. Just told the elder sister it wasn't so, she said if i kept arguing she will tell her Dad so me and him would settle scores. Had to apologise and let it go. Promised her that it was my last time she would see me anywhere near their compound.
Right now am really pissed! Really really angry!

Freest:
Got dressed for work at about 7am and was about leaving when my phone rang, it was my neighbour, her name is happiness. A little about her, she is 18yrs beautiful, just finished her ssce and so jobless plus she's been crushing on me, which i discarded cos she's way too young and with her age that's infatuation.
I got her call and it was urgent. Please come i just hurt myself and need help cos no one is at home. Being a good samritan i rushed down holding a bottle of spirit & cotton wool
Got to the gate, pulled my shoes outside, and entered the house. Getting inside she was bleeding mildly,i quickly helped her to clean it up, suddenly she held me and was trying to be funny, it was too Early to be in such mood as i was already getting late for work, so as i was trying to stop her, she held me firm, trying to be free we heard foot steps, it was her dad returning, she quickly asked me to go as her father will kill us both, she opened the back gate, , not knowing what to do, i went through it just with my socks on, the man asked who own the shoes, and the girl said she doesn't know, the man then took the shoes into his room... Now am just like wtf# just got that shoe yesterday with good money. Now, should i go meet the man and collect it? What should i tell him? By the way had to go home to get another shoe. Am on my way to work, late ofcourse

Modified:
Just came from work by 4pm, saw the lady and her elder sister outside, no one said welcome.
Went inside, wanted to take my bath when the elder sister called me and narrated everything that happened this morning only from her sisters point of view. Said i went to their house to rape her sister. She said the only thing that would make her not tell her parents it was me was the little respect she has for me of which i just lost. She warned that i knew the consequences of telling.I got dumbfounded. Right now am confused. I didn't do anything yet everything is on me. Am angry, am tired. She is just all silent. My shoe is missing, am being perceived as a rapist. Just told the elder sister it wasn't so, she said if i kept arguing she will tell her Dad so me and him would settle scores. Had to apologise and let it go. Promised her that it was my last time she would see me anywhere near their compound.
Right now am really pissed! Really really angry!

guy, dis ur story na correct fiction. why in d babe house, u behaved like a suspect immediately d dad came around ,so u should b treated like one. since u knew it just d babe around, do u think d dad will b dancing skekem with u wen he comes in. attempted rape na 14 yrs

Freest:
Got dressed for work at about 7am and was about leaving when my phone rang, it was my neighbour, her name is happiness. A little about her, she is 18yrs beautiful, just finished her ssce and so jobless plus she's been crushing on me, which i discarded cos she's way too young and with her age that's infatuation.
I got her call and it was urgent. Please come i just hurt myself and need help cos no one is at home. Being a good samritan i rushed down holding a bottle of spirit & cotton wool
Got to the gate, pulled my shoes outside, and entered the house. Getting inside she was bleeding mildly,i quickly helped her to clean it up, suddenly she held me and was trying to be funny, it was too Early to be in such mood as i was already getting late for work, so as i was trying to stop her, she held me firm, trying to be free we heard foot steps, it was her dad returning, she quickly asked me to go as her father will kill us both, she opened the back gate, , not knowing what to do, i went through it just with my socks on, the man asked who own the shoes, and the girl said she doesn't know, the man then took the shoes into his room... Now am just like wtf# just got that shoe yesterday with good money. Now, should i go meet the man and collect it? What should i tell him? By the way had to go home to get another shoe. Am on my way to work, late ofcourse

Modified:
Just came from work by 4pm, saw the lady and her elder sister outside, no one said welcome.
Went inside, wanted to take my bath when the elder sister called me and narrated everything that happened this morning only from her sisters point of view. Said i went to their house to rape her sister. She said the only thing that would make her not tell her parents it was me was the little respect she has for me of which i just lost. She warned that i knew the consequences of telling.I got dumbfounded. Ri
ght now am confused. I didn't do anything yet everything is on me. Am angry, am tired. She is just all silent. My shoe is missing, am being perceived as a rapist. Just told the elder sister it wasn't so, she said if i kept arguing she will tell her Dad so me and him would settle scores. Had to apologise and let it go. Promised her that it was my last time she would see me anywhere near their compound.
Right now am really pissed! Really really angry!

oboy!which type of fone u get?e no get call records?go and download it.e go help u.but no.suprise when u see the papa wear ur shoes on sunday.

dnawah:
oboy!which type of fone u get?e no get call records?go and download it.e go help u.but no.suprise when u see the papa wear ur shoes on sunday.

Hmmmmm... Thanks boss, I'll do that.. I mean the call records things. Thank God it ended this way sha. God has the final say na him go judge finally!!!

Don't collect d shoe o... Cos u will wear it one day nd d man will find out ur d owner...... Nobody forgives a rapist because they all think u r. So jst carry ur face wen u see them nd stay away from that family

Who tell u say I no get sense?

BuddhaPalm:
Lol, konji no too get sense sha. And on the other hand, her RAM go don overload with thoughts of "will he agree", "what will he think of me?"

...if its a real story though.

seangy4konji:
Who tell u say I no get sense?

Hehehehe...


Konji nor get sense?
Smh# obviously u nor get sense

pearlzy92:
Don't collect d shoe o... Cos u will wear it one day nd d man will find out ur d owner...... Nobody forgives a rapist because they all think u r. So jst carry ur face wen u see them nd stay away from that family

Hmmmm
Rapist?
That's so awkward... Well, i sow that shoe onto their life

Freest:
Hmmmm
Rapist?
That's so awkward... Well, i sow that shoe onto their life

Thanks I don't need ur shoe. Kmt

If your tales by moonlight is true u won't be here feeding with us with the book of lamentation of how u dread going there to get your shoe back. I feel there are some missing links in your tale n I find it difficult to understand why u ran in d first place. If ya tale is true n not beer induced,I feel u should man up,approach the man in d evening when his wife is around n ask for the shoes;u can as well use d opportunity to tell them ya version of events.

Freest:
Guy this one na reality oh... E pass commedy bro. Am still on my way to work now, don't even know how i will explain my obvious late coming come!!!
Its well

I don't this this realy requires serious thought. Very simple. Y r u shaking?after all u said u met her with blood over her n u treated her n d evidence is with u, Spirit n cotton wool.abi is there something u r not telling d house cos I can't c y u have to b afraid of nothing.