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The hómo's mum/ named him
Emmanuel. . . . like he's Jehovah's chosen one/ but we know she’s dumb/
. . so one punch will make her 'come to her census'. . . .like Mary’s trip to
Bethlehem. . . .to bear Joseph’s son!/ IBIME....

I'm one to man-handle kids like a barren wench/
so when I palm the techs/ Mik balls out via his
garden fence/
as nines raid his hometown. . .till he run from
the flanks & 'abandon Villa' faster than Darren
Bent!!/ - ThePrekky

Wow

The brat's shaking/ his body parts
aching/ but I'm the one the pundits
have faith in/ when I use his head to
drill the floor . . . They'll hail the
experience as ground breaking!/ Daphhantom

He celebrate . . . being celibate. . . I’m
fascinated/ Before this battle, I had
sex. . . .he másturbated/ Ema has
been emasculáted/
He shout "Team püssy free!". . . well,
his name’s Emmanuel. . . . even his
conception was Immaculated!!/ Ibime

Dayuum!!!

Niggas see my Hublot. . . they like
"Nice watch, man!"/ Jon Snow of
Nairaland. . . I’m in the Knights watch
man/
Ema ain’t a Prince, nor a Knights
watch man. . . .he’s just a "nice
watchman". . . . .according to his
abóki colleagues . . . . who are night
watchmen!/
At night, he watch men. . . . while I’m
boning ladies/ and he’s also my
chauffer ladies!/
So when I send him to pick you up. . .
you'll know it's Ema. . .cos his image
doesn’t match. . . with the chrome
Mercedes!/ Ibime

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Ibime should stay alone and pray for his sins/ cos I'm dispatching goons to his home to slay all his kins/
They'll make him die like Steven in the bible . . They just a 'stone throw' away from his crib/ - Emaprince

I rose from Hades/. . . my Excalibur from Avalon/ My soldiers slay gees/ like Eragon/ when the battles on/
so if Prince go against the King. . . they’ll chop his head from a tree. . . .I’m David. . . he’s Absalom!/ - Ibime

Ya lines laughable/ and ya styles fallible/
He gets arraigned in a kangaroo court . . to be executed by wild animals!!/ - Mikuz

na wao...make una try put one of my line here na

obainojazz:
na wao...make una try put one of my line here na

Put αм yourself na! Abi you wan dull!

gottoboy:
Put αм yourself na! Abi you wan dull!

lol..he he...OK Sir

Our last match/..is best verse/
was against my FREESTYLE THUNDER/
he won.. cus emm verds been given..were from
the LiARS ORDER/
buh dis time, its rematch would beLike ''ibime vs
theprekky'' y'all see RETIRED MURDER//
cus amma slit is throat..burn is skin..put it on a
HIGHER SMOULDER/.... warriblood

This kid can't decipher words... he is wack/
now he wanting a rematch/...after I beat him silly..
cut his 'right hand'.....and 'left him handicap'/
This is a mismatch/...pitting a giant against this
ant/...i'mma crush the daft/...and if he is short of
words..I gonn 'pull out his brain'....'put it in
hat'/...and
tell d fool.....to put on his 'thinking cap'/.. obainojazz

jazz a brutal dragon...with burning flames/..i'mma
kill n mame/ this silly fake/...
....first I grease and bake/ then chew his
brain/...yum yum...tastes like cheese in cake/
..so believe....I ain't talking 'romance session'
when ah said i 'torched' the g Ay/ obainojazz

I'm FBI's most wanted...After killing a couple
of dudes/We shoulda battled in France, maybe
then I'll have something to lose/ Your wife left
cos she's always nursing a bruise/You're like a tennis umpire ....You are sad, boring & love
means nothing to you/

You should quit the burger....before you get
your mind damaged/I should teach you why
the Coog is a fine package/ **√(-1) 8 π** .....I'd rather have a lime sandwich/Since you are a math pundit, I figured we could talk in sine language/ - Coogar

If yawa dey. . . I burn a boy. . . and end his race/
My Desert Eagle or Mack 10 displays/ on this mental case/
In other words. . . I'll shoot either the 'Mack or D'. . . then bury him. . . in Benue State!!!/

You can’t compare infinity to a nano-micron/
I’m a savage bison/ with biceps that strangle
pythons/ A cougar. . . is an Aba-made brand of Lion!/ I'm a rapping icon/ Wahabi scion/ from the land of Zion/ . . . while he was planting yams. . . I was planting timebombs!/ - Ibime

Soon as the fans in my way/ start with chanting my name/ the gay will rattle and shake/
. . I haven't even started. ."his bars are raising the roof" . . Only As his Chance to excape!!/ - ThunderStorm

he's raps git branded as frail/ for trynna battle this savage/ he's a seasoned vet . So his áss been gradually garnised/
. . Therefore he's leaving here with a grassy áss . . While he tells me thank you in spanish/ - ThunderStorm

This spineless flea/ tryna fight with me/ but
when my rifle squeeze. . .
. . 'Thunder' will ignore laws of physics. . . . and take flight. . . . at 'Lightning' speed!!/ - Ibime

I’m living lavish and love it/ He mad. . .cos me and wifey got a travelling budget/
while this monkey hawking groundnut. . . . in a Banana Republic!/

Ibime's another animal at rampage/ his VR is an attribute that's damaged/
. . So his Flow efficiency . I'm sorry . Has no mechanical advantage!/ - ThunderStorm

You'll git broke on collision/ and my plan is to make ur wife a widow, simple/ aftr I suck The Ho's Tips/ till we 'climax'. .but if u think it's a 'Joke', a bazooka to ur torso and it goes. . . GWAM! GWAM!! GWAM! . .like Igbo Riddles!!!/

ur faded & dyin/ floored u3's stretch & then had trouble wit blaq's/ after he shuttled ya arše/ So like drift cars, u needed swaying to brake free from his clutch. . .wen he brought a full throttle attack!/ - ThePrekky

Still spewing trash,not yet cautious/ said she's too pretty to die,I was just left nautious/
So I let the mag speak and had her lifeless on the floor . . . Dam.n!!..she was 'drop dead'
gorgeous/ - Ema Prince

But if dat dnt work, my thugs live clips banging/
So if he wanna gamble with his worth, i will
have niggas 'keep his value on the floor' Like
Street gambling!/ - Animetum aka wreck

My mathematical mind kills at leisure/ U don't
get d dynamics. . . so a lil physics lecture. . .
I'm d new force in dis area . . . dats y d Bleep u feel d pressure
My skills oppress ya/ He's d best?. . . 4a Jesus
sake!! I'm takin a slice out dis silly muffin. . . and its a piece of cake!!! - streetwize


Two parents/blood group AS/ cant cause such
sick cells/. . . So BS!!. .
If u say U can B S/ cuz I'll douse your eyes with carbon sulfide. . . and u still won't C S!!!! -Streetwize

I Torture This Dumb Titan/ Swing Some Knivesin/ He Been Ranting How Sick He is, But We Know he sure Lying/
. . . Cos This Battle Will Show How I End Storm Like Jesus Christ did!!/ - Loonatikk

Now i'm confuse if "Ibime" is actually you/ We need fact to the proofs/ Cuz today he calls himself, cat, tomorrow dawg . Next is turtle ninja . .this animal should be sent back to the zoo!!/ - ThunderStorm

I spark innovation/ to brand the occasion
when your performance is over. . . I clap alot. . . call it a standing ovation~~streetwize

He wants to reign/ but I'll let d gun xplain/now son is slain
and u still wont hav 'yah-way'. .  if u were born again~~~streetwize


So stop claimin d best guy/ cuz im waitin ta deck ya
while ya girl givin head 2 Streets. . . like muslims prayin in mecca!!! ~~streetwize

The picture you paint is a sad depiction/
I get p*ssy. . . you get nun. . . like a Catholic mission!/-Ibime

I smash n wreck/ You slam the deck/ when my jab connects/
You might be handsome. . . . but you wont pass the acid test!/-Ibime

I beat you blue and purple/ till ya crew desert you/
Take the lead. . .and get a shell in ya back. . . like Mutant Turtles!/-Ibime

Hahaha . . .

My speech so sick/ but I keep it on a d-lo tip/
Pride comes before a fall. . . and Ill make ya ego
trip!/ - ibime

Analogue television/ couldn’t describe his position/
cos when this fool smokes weed. . . he’s the high
definition!/ - ibime


I'm swinging a baton/ hitting Ya cabin, If u thinking
ya sparking/ ur best shots jus give this 'chief
fun' . . .but be-ware! Cos wen I 'lace' punches,
Winning is satin!/ - prekky

I'll put the sly douche under/cos i've got the might to conquer/so let's experiment . . . with this baptism of fire. . That turns ice to water!!/- Loonatiikk


•Kim set you up...pitting the Coog against a noodle
lightweight/ Coog is back with fury like the Hutu
Rampage/Serving more sickness to these clowns
than a Voodoo pancake/My cuckoo
fanbase....chatting to me in dialect....so i google
translate/they want you sodömised with a stick like
the Zulu ašsrape/ - cooger

now i'm confuse if "Ibime" is actually you/ we need
fact to the proofs/
.cuz today he calls himself, cat, tomorrow dawg .
Next is turtle ninja . .this animal should be sent
back to the zoo!!/ - thunderstorm

talk is cheap plus prattle too/but i came to beat not
battle you/
if folks tell him otherwise, they clearly ‘fool ani' . . .
so either they talking ‘bull shít’ or ‘cattle poo'!!!/ - glacierz (actually my best bar in this forum)

Titled himself "Chief Judge". . . now he acting a snob/ so I'm slapping this yob/ for yapping his gob/ Either we force the tyre down his neck like an African mob/ . . . or take machetes to his office. . . and have him axed from his job!!!/

Broke nigga holding quarters/ while I’m drinking out of golden saucers/ even 'Highlife Musicians' know I spend Euros and Pounds when patrolling borders/ . . . but one punch will give him a 'fat eye'. . . if the fág lie . . . that he 'roll in dollars'!!/ - Ibime

kr0ne:
Titled himself "Chief Judge". . . now he acting a snob/ so I'm slapping this yob/ for yapping his gob/ Either we force the tyre down his neck like an African mob/ . . . or take machetes to his office. . . and have him axed from his job!!!/

Broke nigga holding quarters/ while I’m drinking out of golden saucers/ even 'Highlife Musicians' know I spend Euros and Pounds when patrolling borders/ . . . but one punch will give him a 'fat eye'. . . if the fág lie . . . that he 'roll in dollars'!!/ - Ibime

mhen the rhymes are just too delicious!

KRONE

. . he barely escaped Coogar’s fire with
help from his puppets/ U3 put him in hot
seat with texts from the oven/
they best warn the goblin/ that I'm here
with arsonists . . . now, that’s one hell of a
problem!


my scheme is malicious/
I've blazed thugs in a street fight/ raped
wwhores with kitchen knives/ waged war
with Philippines/
got goons in Norway, who take joy in
killing guys/ if he dares come near Estonia,
they won't let the ggay cross the Finnish
line!


. . he's a tout in London, asking for egunje/
he's no player, the faggit is useless/ if he
'shoulder' up with me, I’d blast a“Bess
Musket”/
he’ll fall like Tommy Blackstock. . .after the
man chest a bullet!!

.

Ibime against malthus


George is Georgina/ and Paul is Paulina/
and I see the bytch in him. . . cos Malt is Maltina!/

LooNat11kk:
Ibime against malthus


George is Georgina/ and Paul is Paulina/
and I see the bytch in him. . . cos Malt is Maltina!/

na today you dey see that line?

I laughed my my @ss out on the day of the battle cos I witnessed it first hand.

Emaprince:
na today you dey see that line?

I laughed my my @ss out on the day of the battle cos I witnessed it first hand.

Lol no be say I just dey see am

I forgot totally about the line, until two days ago when I was scrolling through battles on here

LooNat11kk:
Lol no be say I just dey see am

I forgot totally about the line, until two days ago when I was scrolling through battles on here

guy hafa

Limerick:
guy hafa

I dey

LooNat11kk:
I dey

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No One bothered to Quote a Nigga

My Favs sha

I know these by heart because they weRe too dope to forget

"I handle mags/ to rattle gays/ and strangle glads/ Whoop his ass with his spinal cord just to beat him back to back/" - mikuz"

"'Cause this battle will prove that I'm the 'god oF thunder"/ - ibime vs thunderstorm

"I hit the "right keys" so you boutta 'C Major' defeat"/- streetwise

"Bury my axe in his lower Back bones,wood cutters call me the 'lumbar jack'"/ - glacierz

I'll increase the "death toll " in your household like I'm stocking your bathroom....heywhizzy

Joshuabase:
No One bothered to Quote a Nigga

My Favs sha

I know these by heart because they weRe too dope to forget

"I handle mags/ to rattle gays/ and strangle glads/ Whoop his ass with his spinal cord just to beat him back to back/" - mikuz"

"'Cause this battle will prove that I'm the 'god oF thunder"/ - ibime vs thunderstorm

"I hit the "right keys" so you boutta 'C Major' defeat"/- streetwise

"Bury my axe in his lower Back bones,wood cutters call me the 'lumbar jack'"/ - glacierz

You don forget us nau, plus we hardly see you here these days - how niggas wan take remember you again?

Well, I still remember that your Balotelli and Istanbul puns o. Dayumm!! Chai!!
You were too ddope with homophonic pun those days sha. Sorry say you don wack die now

mikuz:
You don forget us nau, plus we hardly see you here these days - how niggas wan take remember you again?

Well, I still remember that your Balotelli and Istanbul puns o. Dayumm!! Chai!!
You were too ddope with homophonic pun those days sha. Sorry say you don wack die now

LWKM!!

I never wack finish oh

I've just been very busy,school stuff

Later imma drop flows on ffr