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Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:26pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
The hómo's mum/ named him Emmanuel. . . . like he's Jehovah's chosen one/ but we know she’s dumb/ . . so one punch will make her 'come to her census'. . . .like Mary’s trip to Bethlehem. . . .to bear Joseph’s son!/ IBIME.... |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by mikuz(m): 10:33pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
I'm one to man-handle kids like a barren wench/ so when I palm the techs/ Mik balls out via his garden fence/ as nines raid his hometown. . .till he run from the flanks & 'abandon Villa' faster than Darren Bent!!/ - ThePrekky 1 Like |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Limerick: 11:57pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
Wow |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by gottoboy(m): 12:45am On Nov 26, 2014 |
The brat's shaking/ his body parts aching/ but I'm the one the pundits have faith in/ when I use his head to drill the floor . . . They'll hail the experience as ground breaking!/ Daphhantom |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by gottoboy(m): 12:48am On Nov 26, 2014 |
He celebrate . . . being celibate. . . I’m fascinated/ Before this battle, I had sex. . . .he másturbated/ Ema has been emasculáted/ He shout "Team püssy free!". . . well, his name’s Emmanuel. . . . even his conception was Immaculated!!/ Ibime |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by gottoboy(m): 12:55am On Nov 26, 2014 |
Dayuum!!! Niggas see my Hublot. . . they like "Nice watch, man!"/ Jon Snow of Nairaland. . . I’m in the Knights watch man/ Ema ain’t a Prince, nor a Knights watch man. . . .he’s just a "nice watchman". . . . .according to his abóki colleagues . . . . who are night watchmen!/ At night, he watch men. . . . while I’m boning ladies/ and he’s also my chauffer ladies!/ So when I send him to pick you up. . . you'll know it's Ema. . .cos his image doesn’t match. . . with the chrome Mercedes!/ Ibime ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▄▄▄▄▒▄▄▄▒▄▄▄▒▄▄▄▒▒▒ ▒▒▒█▒█▒█▒█▒█▄█▒█▄▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▄█▄█▒█▄█▒█▒▒▒█▄▄▒▒▒ |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by kr0ne(m): 6:05pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Ibime should stay alone and pray for his sins/ cos I'm dispatching goons to his home to slay all his kins/ They'll make him die like Steven in the bible . . They just a 'stone throw' away from his crib/ - Emaprince I rose from Hades/. . . my Excalibur from Avalon/ My soldiers slay gees/ like Eragon/ when the battles on/ so if Prince go against the King. . . they’ll chop his head from a tree. . . .I’m David. . . he’s Absalom!/ - Ibime |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Ibime(m): 9:29pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Ya lines laughable/ and ya styles fallible/ He gets arraigned in a kangaroo court . . to be executed by wild animals!!/ - Mikuz |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by obainojazz(m): 9:33pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
na wao...make una try put one of my line here na |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by gottoboy(m): 10:12pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
obainojazz:Put αм yourself na! Abi you wan dull! |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by obainojazz(m): 10:15pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
gottoboy:lol..he he...OK Sir |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by obainojazz(m): 10:18pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Our last match/..is best verse/ was against my FREESTYLE THUNDER/ he won.. cus emm verds been given..were from the LiARS ORDER/ buh dis time, its rematch would beLike ''ibime vs theprekky'' y'all see RETIRED MURDER// cus amma slit is throat..burn is skin..put it on a HIGHER SMOULDER/.... warriblood This kid can't decipher words... he is wack/ now he wanting a rematch/...after I beat him silly.. cut his 'right hand'.....and 'left him handicap'/ This is a mismatch/...pitting a giant against this ant/...i'mma crush the daft/...and if he is short of words..I gonn 'pull out his brain'....'put it in hat'/...and tell d fool.....to put on his 'thinking cap'/.. obainojazz |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by obainojazz(m): 10:20pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
jazz a brutal dragon...with burning flames/..i'mma kill n mame/ this silly fake/... ....first I grease and bake/ then chew his brain/...yum yum...tastes like cheese in cake/ ..so believe....I ain't talking 'romance session' when ah said i 'torched' the g Ay/ obainojazz |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by ThunderStorm(m): 12:28pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
I'm FBI's most wanted...After killing a couple of dudes/We shoulda battled in France, maybe then I'll have something to lose/ Your wife left cos she's always nursing a bruise/You're like a tennis umpire ....You are sad, boring & love means nothing to you/ You should quit the burger....before you get your mind damaged/I should teach you why the Coog is a fine package/ **√(-1) 8 π** .....I'd rather have a lime sandwich/Since you are a math pundit, I figured we could talk in sine language/ - Coogar If yawa dey. . . I burn a boy. . . and end his race/ My Desert Eagle or Mack 10 displays/ on this mental case/ In other words. . . I'll shoot either the 'Mack or D'. . . then bury him. . . in Benue State!!!/ You can’t compare infinity to a nano-micron/ I’m a savage bison/ with biceps that strangle pythons/ A cougar. . . is an Aba-made brand of Lion!/ I'm a rapping icon/ Wahabi scion/ from the land of Zion/ . . . while he was planting yams. . . I was planting timebombs!/ - Ibime Soon as the fans in my way/ start with chanting my name/ the gay will rattle and shake/ . . I haven't even started. ."his bars are raising the roof" . . Only As his Chance to excape!!/ - ThunderStorm he's raps git branded as frail/ for trynna battle this savage/ he's a seasoned vet . So his áss been gradually garnised/ . . Therefore he's leaving here with a grassy áss . . While he tells me thank you in spanish/ - ThunderStorm This spineless flea/ tryna fight with me/ but when my rifle squeeze. . . . . 'Thunder' will ignore laws of physics. . . . and take flight. . . . at 'Lightning' speed!!/ - Ibime I’m living lavish and love it/ He mad. . .cos me and wifey got a travelling budget/ while this monkey hawking groundnut. . . . in a Banana Republic!/ Ibime's another animal at rampage/ his VR is an attribute that's damaged/ . . So his Flow efficiency . I'm sorry . Has no mechanical advantage!/ - ThunderStorm You'll git broke on collision/ and my plan is to make ur wife a widow, simple/ aftr I suck The Ho's Tips/ till we 'climax'. .but if u think it's a 'Joke', a bazooka to ur torso and it goes. . . GWAM! GWAM!! GWAM! . .like Igbo Riddles!!!/ ur faded & dyin/ floored u3's stretch & then had trouble wit blaq's/ after he shuttled ya arše/ So like drift cars, u needed swaying to brake free from his clutch. . .wen he brought a full throttle attack!/ - ThePrekky Still spewing trash,not yet cautious/ said she's too pretty to die,I was just left nautious/ So I let the mag speak and had her lifeless on the floor . . . Dam.n!!..she was 'drop dead' gorgeous/ - Ema Prince But if dat dnt work, my thugs live clips banging/ So if he wanna gamble with his worth, i will have niggas 'keep his value on the floor' Like Street gambling!/ - Animetum aka wreck My mathematical mind kills at leisure/ U don't get d dynamics. . . so a lil physics lecture. . . I'm d new force in dis area . . . dats y d Bleep u feel d pressure My skills oppress ya/ He's d best?. . . 4a Jesus sake!! I'm takin a slice out dis silly muffin. . . and its a piece of cake!!! - streetwize Two parents/blood group AS/ cant cause such sick cells/. . . So BS!!. . If u say U can B S/ cuz I'll douse your eyes with carbon sulfide. . . and u still won't C S!!!! -Streetwize I Torture This Dumb Titan/ Swing Some Knivesin/ He Been Ranting How Sick He is, But We Know he sure Lying/ . . . Cos This Battle Will Show How I End Storm Like Jesus Christ did!!/ - Loonatikk Now i'm confuse if "Ibime" is actually you/ We need fact to the proofs/ Cuz today he calls himself, cat, tomorrow dawg . Next is turtle ninja . .this animal should be sent back to the zoo!!/ - ThunderStorm 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Emaprince: 1:13am On Nov 28, 2014 |
I spark innovation/ to brand the occasion when your performance is over. . . I clap alot. . . call it a standing ovation~~streetwize He wants to reign/ but I'll let d gun xplain/now son is slain and u still wont hav 'yah-way'. . if u were born again~~~streetwize So stop claimin d best guy/ cuz im waitin ta deck ya while ya girl givin head 2 Streets. . . like muslims prayin in mecca!!! ~~streetwize The picture you paint is a sad depiction/ I get p*ssy. . . you get nun. . . like a Catholic mission!/-Ibime I smash n wreck/ You slam the deck/ when my jab connects/ You might be handsome. . . . but you wont pass the acid test!/-Ibime I beat you blue and purple/ till ya crew desert you/ Take the lead. . .and get a shell in ya back. . . like Mutant Turtles!/-Ibime 1 Like |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by mikuz(m): 6:23am On Nov 28, 2014 |
Hahaha . . . |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by LooNat11kk: 9:22am On Nov 28, 2014 |
My speech so sick/ but I keep it on a d-lo tip/ Pride comes before a fall. . . and Ill make ya ego trip!/ - ibime Analogue television/ couldn’t describe his position/ cos when this fool smokes weed. . . he’s the high definition!/ - ibime I'm swinging a baton/ hitting Ya cabin, If u thinking ya sparking/ ur best shots jus give this 'chief fun' . . .but be-ware! Cos wen I 'lace' punches, Winning is satin!/ - prekky I'll put the sly douche under/cos i've got the might to conquer/so let's experiment . . . with this baptism of fire. . That turns ice to water!!/- Loonatiikk •Kim set you up...pitting the Coog against a noodle lightweight/ Coog is back with fury like the Hutu Rampage/Serving more sickness to these clowns than a Voodoo pancake/My cuckoo fanbase....chatting to me in dialect....so i google translate/they want you sodömised with a stick like the Zulu ašsrape/ - cooger now i'm confuse if "Ibime" is actually you/ we need fact to the proofs/ .cuz today he calls himself, cat, tomorrow dawg . Next is turtle ninja . .this animal should be sent back to the zoo!!/ - thunderstorm talk is cheap plus prattle too/but i came to beat not battle you/ if folks tell him otherwise, they clearly ‘fool ani' . . . so either they talking ‘bull shít’ or ‘cattle poo'!!!/ - glacierz (actually my best bar in this forum) 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by kr0ne(m): 10:41pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Titled himself "Chief Judge". . . now he acting a snob/ so I'm slapping this yob/ for yapping his gob/ Either we force the tyre down his neck like an African mob/ . . . or take machetes to his office. . . and have him axed from his job!!!/ Broke nigga holding quarters/ while I’m drinking out of golden saucers/ even 'Highlife Musicians' know I spend Euros and Pounds when patrolling borders/ . . . but one punch will give him a 'fat eye'. . . if the fág lie . . . that he 'roll in dollars'!!/ - Ibime |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:26am On Nov 30, 2014 |
kr0ne:mhen the rhymes are just too delicious! |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by 007Bruce: 12:01pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
KRONE . . he barely escaped Coogar’s fire with help from his puppets/ U3 put him in hot seat with texts from the oven/ they best warn the goblin/ that I'm here with arsonists . . . now, that’s one hell of a problem! my scheme is malicious/ I've blazed thugs in a street fight/ raped wwhores with kitchen knives/ waged war with Philippines/ got goons in Norway, who take joy in killing guys/ if he dares come near Estonia, they won't let the ggay cross the Finnish line! . . he's a tout in London, asking for egunje/ he's no player, the faggit is useless/ if he 'shoulder' up with me, I’d blast a“Bess Musket”/ he’ll fall like Tommy Blackstock. . .after the man chest a bullet!! 1 Like |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by LooNat11kk: 12:43am On Dec 05, 2014 |
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Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by LooNat11kk: 12:44am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Ibime against malthus George is Georgina/ and Paul is Paulina/ and I see the bytch in him. . . cos Malt is Maltina!/ |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Emaprince: 9:50am On Dec 05, 2014 |
LooNat11kk:na today you dey see that line? I laughed my my @ss out on the day of the battle cos I witnessed it first hand. |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by LooNat11kk: 11:29am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Emaprince: Lol no be say I just dey see am I forgot totally about the line, until two days ago when I was scrolling through battles on here |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Limerick: 12:27pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
LooNat11kk:guy hafa |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by LooNat11kk: 4:16pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
Limerick: I dey |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Limerick: 10:47pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
LooNat11kk:hw market |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by jonesloaded(m): 8:31am On Dec 07, 2014 |
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Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Nobody: 9:48pm On Dec 08, 2014 |
No One bothered to Quote a Nigga My Favs sha I know these by heart because they weRe too dope to forget "I handle mags/ to rattle gays/ and strangle glads/ Whoop his ass with his spinal cord just to beat him back to back/" - mikuz" "'Cause this battle will prove that I'm the 'god oF thunder"/ - ibime vs thunderstorm "I hit the "right keys" so you boutta 'C Major' defeat"/- streetwise "Bury my axe in his lower Back bones,wood cutters call me the 'lumbar jack'"/ - glacierz 1 Like |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Heywhizzy(m): 5:29pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
I'll increase the "death toll " in your household like I'm stocking your bathroom....heywhizzy |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by mikuz(m): 8:11pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
Joshuabase: You don forget us nau, plus we hardly see you here these days - how niggas wan take remember you again? Well, I still remember that your Balotelli and Istanbul puns o. Dayumm!! Chai!! You were too ddope with homophonic pun those days sha. Sorry say you don wack die now |
Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Nobody: 9:21am On Dec 10, 2014 |
mikuz: LWKM!! I never wack finish oh I've just been very busy,school stuff Later imma drop flows on ffr |
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