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Funny galz...

l fear gals heart,,,,,,,,

clemz85:
now this is the one that makes me run faster than cheetah

"just because you broke up wimme doesn't
mean I broke up with you"

You go fear na...

emusmith:
Thnx. Girls, e no dey hard dem to immediately begin to indirectly communicate to you through their Dp. ..

Wow…mad punchline there…#fresh

pls oo,what is a DP?

Lol

"I am stronger than yesterday"

I was here o.

Hmmmm, this one strong ooooo

This...too

funny but true though.

― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt.
― If you didn't play with rubber bands.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria
99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up
on
the bed.
― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in
the
next street and the owner's dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you to
come
down from the tree.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof
for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses
with
sand.
- If u didn't write your name on paper and insert
it into
your pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly
to see
when the lights went off.
- If you never waved at white birds
expecting your nails to be whiter
- If you never heard of a ghost dat stays
under mango
trees at nights
- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a
stick and
called it ur car!
- If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your
pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e.
cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle
cover.
-if you never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
Unclad, with your
cloth in ur hands.
Then I guess your Childhood wasn't
Fun......

Very funny? !

From my archive.....

All these dp's and posters are for white ladies,Naija ladies go dey use them like say them know what the heart is for or what love is.

Most of them break up,when the guy does not respond on time to their demands-they will get a hommie thinking its his fult,not knowing she is just a desperate money hungry lady.

lol....

For you to Ve all this, then you must be a player

especially my ex gf she get all those mood pics

E Don be

I wonder oo,Where do they get those sheet from. Any little argument they have a picture quote for it. Sometimes she posted some and I wonder are this for me . I just pretend like I no see .

Truly sha, girls can hype themselves with those dps....... A dude chooses to break up wt you n you lamenting all over social media...the heck!!! Like you were not breathing b4 he came into ur life. The thing pisses me off cos d dude would be somewhere chilling n you re giving him updates on ur 'painful heart'

Lol..i knw dis pics..they could b annoyin tho..cos d way som ladies jus abuse d usage weneva dey goin tru som emotional..

It's actually a kinda diversional or self upliftin for dem..buh not wen u use a dp per seconds!

Now dts madness

Lol

And more keeps pouring in Naija girls no get heart again oo

Somewhere, somehow another girl is busy saving all these to post when necessary.