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Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by WotzupNG: 1:35pm On Jun 14, 2018
Every time you masturbate into tissue paper, you lose 80 euros, this is according to a Twitter user.


https://www.wotzup.ng/masturbating-into-a-tissue-paper-makes-you-lose-80-euros/

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by QueenSuccubus(f): 1:39pm On Jun 14, 2018
grin


Is that a new biznez slogan of Sperm Bank abi? cheesy

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Nobody: 1:42pm On Jun 14, 2018
This is some hilarious shiit right here....
Nigerian facilities won't pay donors, they will offer dem yeye malt and milk.
If they try that payment in Nigeria . The queue of donors go long from yaba to ikorodu

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by zombieHUNTER: 1:44pm On Jun 14, 2018
This is better than sai barbering



grin grin cheesy

Hungry zombies come and see better work that pays in euros

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Chuknovski(m): 2:48pm On Jun 14, 2018
all pervs, and self servicers come take employment grin

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Nobody: 3:03pm On Jun 14, 2018
Sounds somehow sha.

It may not work in naija because of our mentality, I know it's not a bad idea but I still feel somehow about it. This country don damage person mentality.

Later you will hear people saying they are using it for juju. Please someone help me cry cry I want to go to amrika.

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by ashjay001(m): 3:28pm On Jun 14, 2018
wildimagination:
This is some hilarious shiit right here....
Nigerian facilities won't pay donors, they will offer dem yeye malt and milk.
If they try that payment in Nigeria . The queue of donors go long from yaba to ikorodu


Lagos to Ibadan, more like ittongue

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Ogbenimax(m): 4:32pm On Jun 14, 2018
abeg 80euros is = to what naira?

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by ikbnice(m): 5:02pm On Jun 14, 2018
Ogbenimax:
abeg 80euros is = to what naira?
bro, na serious employment be this o if nah naija. Over 33k no be beans

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Viserion: 5:04pm On Jun 14, 2018
three times a day for a whole month?

No way...I'll rather stick to my tissues...

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jun 14, 2018
>>

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http://nairaplus.com/2018/06/music-kizz-daniel-ft-wizkid-for-you/

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by iheartellah(m): 10:41pm On Jun 14, 2018
Vasline crew! Coman see ooo!!

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by CertifiedA: 10:41pm On Jun 14, 2018
Haba!

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by sKeetz(m): 10:42pm On Jun 14, 2018
€80 X number of times masturbated.

At this rate, I would have been a millionaire in euros.

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Nobody: 10:42pm On Jun 14, 2018
I will turn it to full time job.

Five days a week multiplied by 80 Euros = 166500
166500 x 4 weeks a month = 666000
Call it devil's money, your wahala.
666000 x 12 = 7992000
7992000 x 5 years in active service = 39960000


Tell me which legitimate work will yield this in just 5 years?

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Mowoe(m): 10:43pm On Jun 14, 2018
ashjay001:



Lagos to Ibadan, more like ittongue
More like Lagos to Ore

Some folks will be saying "it's immoral to donate," please don't comman ask me to borrow you 3k after I've donated o abeg you!

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by johnmattew: 10:43pm On Jun 14, 2018
bloggers and cook up stories

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Drabeey(m): 10:45pm On Jun 14, 2018
Is this supposed to be funny?

I see a world where everyone will he regarded ad bastards and consoled back as descendant of Adam. Well all at the end, the world will return back to the first order, when every nations and languages will refer to one another as brothers and sisters. Isn't this the 'world order'? As regarded in the Jewish books as 'Paradise on earth'.
Well, I believe that before all these, no nation will ever bow to the other thereby bringing in the wpld war relating to 'Armageddon' in the Bible. Every other living thing remaining will now come back as one. Then Paradise has come.

I see a world of peace..... But peace after war.
(Relax, all these not in this generation)


Anyways.....





Drabeey was Here

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by yungkesh(m): 10:46pm On Jun 14, 2018
This business for make sense oo if it was in Nigeria. Instead of wasting it and getting Notin. E go sell wella for naija
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by ddooskie(m): 10:46pm On Jun 14, 2018
...and your real kids and the donated sp3rm meets in the future and get married...sounds like incest to me cheesy my african mentality will not kee me grin

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Nobody: 10:46pm On Jun 14, 2018
Some boys will die wanking if this is done in Nigeria. Anyway, it's more of an honourable job than yahoo yahoo. Where are the Nairaland resident broklyns? grin

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Exponental(m): 10:46pm On Jun 14, 2018
3x daily in a month ie 90times....... Is health insurance inclusive with the money? Make money and use it to pay bills. Very stu.pid and pathetic for boys who might show interest.
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by dangotesmummy: 10:47pm On Jun 14, 2018
Awon didirin pongan ni twitter o. Motieroboya Awon ashiere lowa ni nairaland Ashe Awon oponu to ni levels wani twitter.

Awon omo yeboo tofegbemu in phynos
voice * sonuuu. Who you epp*

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by muhammed50(m): 10:48pm On Jun 14, 2018
This is Nigeria!
Everybody is a MASTURBATOR grin

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by DIYhackers: 10:51pm On Jun 14, 2018
I guess he's taking sperm donor
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by sanerugwei: 10:53pm On Jun 14, 2018
Get rich or die trying.. shocked sad grin

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by ashjay001(m): 10:53pm On Jun 14, 2018
Mowoe:

More like Lagos to Ore

Some folks will be saying "it's immoral to donate," please don't comman ask me to borrow you 3k after I've donated o abeg you!


gringringrin

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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by nymphomaniac(m): 10:56pm On Jun 14, 2018
Why self-service when the real deal is as cheap as 1k

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