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Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by WotzupNG: 1:35pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
Every time you masturbate into tissue paper, you lose 80 euros, this is according to a Twitter user. https://www.wotzup.ng/masturbating-into-a-tissue-paper-makes-you-lose-80-euros/ 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by QueenSuccubus(f): 1:39pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
Is that a new biznez slogan of Sperm Bank abi? 6 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Nobody: 1:42pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
This is some hilarious shiit right here.... Nigerian facilities won't pay donors, they will offer dem yeye malt and milk. If they try that payment in Nigeria . The queue of donors go long from yaba to ikorodu 292 Likes 13 Shares |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by zombieHUNTER: 1:44pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
This is better than sai barbering Hungry zombies come and see better work that pays in euros 29 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Chuknovski(m): 2:48pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
all pervs, and self servicers come take employment 6 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Nobody: 3:03pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
Sounds somehow sha. It may not work in naija because of our mentality, I know it's not a bad idea but I still feel somehow about it. This country don damage person mentality. Later you will hear people saying they are using it for juju. Please someone help me I want to go to amrika. 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by ashjay001(m): 3:28pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
wildimagination: Lagos to Ibadan, more like it 28 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Ogbenimax(m): 4:32pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
abeg 80euros is = to what naira? 1 Like |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by ikbnice(m): 5:02pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
Ogbenimax:bro, na serious employment be this o if nah naija. Over 33k no be beans 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Viserion: 5:04pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
three times a day for a whole month? No way...I'll rather stick to my tissues... 7 Likes
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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by iheartellah(m): 10:41pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
Vasline crew! Coman see ooo!! 18 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by CertifiedA: 10:41pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
Haba! 1 Like |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by sKeetz(m): 10:42pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
€80 X number of times masturbated. At this rate, I would have been a millionaire in euros. 126 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Nobody: 10:42pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
I will turn it to full time job. Five days a week multiplied by 80 Euros = 166500 166500 x 4 weeks a month = 666000 Call it devil's money, your wahala. 666000 x 12 = 7992000 7992000 x 5 years in active service = 39960000 Tell me which legitimate work will yield this in just 5 years? 58 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Mowoe(m): 10:43pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
ashjay001:More like Lagos to Ore Some folks will be saying "it's immoral to donate," please don't comman ask me to borrow you 3k after I've donated o abeg you! 25 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by johnmattew: 10:43pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
bloggers and cook up stories 2 Likes |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Nobody: 10:45pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
Is this supposed to be funny? I see a world where everyone will he regarded ad bastards and consoled back as descendant of Adam. Well all at the end, the world will return back to the first order, when every nations and languages will refer to one another as brothers and sisters. Isn't this the 'world order'? As regarded in the Jewish books as 'Paradise on earth'. Well, I believe that before all these, no nation will ever bow to the other thereby bringing in the wpld war relating to 'Armageddon' in the Bible. Every other living thing remaining will now come back as one. Then Paradise has come. I see a world of peace..... But peace after war. (Relax, all these not in this generation) Anyways..... Drabeey was Here 4 Likes |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by yungkesh(m): 10:46pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
This business for make sense oo if it was in Nigeria. Instead of wasting it and getting Notin. E go sell wella for naija |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by ddooskie(m): 10:46pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
...and your real kids and the donated sp3rm meets in the future and get married...sounds like incest to me my african mentality will not kee me 26 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Nobody: 10:46pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
Some boys will die wanking if this is done in Nigeria. Anyway, it's more of an honourable job than yahoo yahoo. Where are the Nairaland resident broklyns? 5 Likes |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by Exponental(m): 10:46pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
3x daily in a month ie 90times....... Is health insurance inclusive with the money? Make money and use it to pay bills. Very stu.pid and pathetic for boys who might show interest. |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by dangotesmummy: 10:47pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
Awon didirin pongan ni twitter o. Motieroboya Awon ashiere lowa ni nairaland Ashe Awon oponu to ni levels wani twitter. Awon omo yeboo tofegbemu in phynos voice * sonuuu. Who you epp* 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by muhammed50(m): 10:48pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
This is Nigeria! Everybody is a MASTURBATOR 2 Likes |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by DIYhackers: 10:51pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
I guess he's taking sperm donor |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by sanerugwei: 10:53pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
Get rich or die trying.. 2 Likes |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by ashjay001(m): 10:53pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
Mowoe: 1 Like |
Re: Masturbating Into A Tissue Paper Makes You Lose 80 Euros – Twitter User Says by nymphomaniac(m): 10:56pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
Why self-service when the real deal is as cheap as 1k 1 Like |
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