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thymedcurry:
Somewhere, somehow another girl is busy saving all these to post when necessary.

truer words have never been spoken..

dyadeleye:
Hmmmm, this one strong ooooo

Thats a lie...a woman should be interested in a man that knows what he's doing & not just a man who has arrived...it is only then she can be said not to be materialistic but futuristic.

Jesus christ of Nazareth. Any woman that posts such things has a high level of low self esteem. No sane man will use such dp's. So this is what all married men must face for the rest of their live? God have mercy. Thank God not all women are like this, if not i ain't ever getting married no matter the current pressure. Chai.

Now, she love Okupe the bastard

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Utter rubbish..!!! Abeg shift ur pangolo commot 4 here make I c road jare.

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thymedcurry:
Not a chance man... I find such displays quite silly.

I like girls because of this... they can form!!!

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It just wnt end...respect to d gals

emusmith:
Mine keep posting different kinds......

You can ADD more...

I actually like this one, and it's the simple truth. Just telling you you won't be missed.

Koninda:
― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt.
― If you didn't play with rubber bands.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria
99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up
on
the bed.
― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in
the
next street and the owner's dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you to
come
down from the tree.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof
for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses
with
sand.
- If u didn't write your name on paper and insert
it into
your pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly
to see
when the lights went off.
- If you never waved at white birds
expecting your nails to be whiter
- If you never heard of a ghost dat stays
under mango
trees at nights
- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a
stick and
called it ur car!
- If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your
pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e.
cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle
cover.
-if you never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
Unclad, with your
cloth in ur hands.
Then I guess your Childhood wasn't
Fun......

Lol... I just have to quote this.

Very funny and true... the person that wrote this most be a psychologist.

dayocharlse:
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DO YOU NEED A CAR??IF YES! HERE IS A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY,
NEW TOKUNBOR CARS FOR AUCTION AT SEME BORDER LAGOS NIGERIA,
BY WAREHOSE MANAGER...09034695402
HEAD OF AUCTION SALES AND TARRIF DEPARTMENT IN THE NIGERIA CUSTOM SERVICE (NCS)
WAREHOUSES AT SEME BORDER IN BADAGRY LAGOS NIGERIA, ,
THIS CARS WERE IMPOUNDED BY THE NIGERIA CUSTOM SERVICE (NCS)
DUE TO ILLEGAL IMPORTATION INTO THE COUNTRY,THEY ARE READILY AVAILABLE AT
GIVE AWAY PRICES
..IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN OWNING A VERY SOUND VEHICLE AT CHEAPER RATE
.;RATING FROM 200,000 UPWARD;THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR
INDIVIDUALS TO GET A SOUND VEHICLE AT A CHEAPER RATE.
CONTACT CUSTOM WAREHOUSE MANAGER....09034695402

NOTE: Offer Valid While Stock Last; Money back guarantee
Prices of some Toyota cars
>TOYOTA HIGHLANDER SUV N850,000
• TOYOTA LANDCRUISER SUV-N950,000
• TOYOTA PRADO N930,000
• TOYOTA COROLLA –N600,000
• TOYOTA CAMRY –N300,000-N970,000
• TOYOTA AVENSIS – N400,000-N800,000
• TOYOTA YARIS – N500,000
. TOYOTA AVALON- N400,000-N850,000
. TOYOTA SIENNA- N300,000-N700,000
. TOYOTA PICNIC- N300,000-N500,000
• TOYOTA VENZA – N950,000
. TOYOTA 4RUNNER-N850,000
• TOYOTA RAV4 SUV –N750,000
• TOYOTA HILUX PICKUP-N800,000
• TOYOTA DYNA TRUCK – N900,000
• TOYOTA HIACE BUS – N1,100,000
• TOYOTA COASTER BUS 32 seaters – N1,500,000
Prices of some Peugeot Cars
.Peugeot c230 N400,000
.C300 N500,000
.207 CC306,307 CC
.406,607,806,,Partner Combi
prices of some Honda cars
.HONDA CIVIC – N450,000
.HONDA ACCORD – N400,000
.HONDA ODYSSEY – N620,000
.HONDA CR-V – N500,000
.HONDA PILOT – N500,000
.HONDA ELEMENT -N350,000
.HONDA PILOT – N400,000
.HONDA PRELUDE- N250,000
.HONDA RIDGELINE -N450,000
Prices of some Nissan cars
• Nissan SUNNY – N350,000
• Nissan Civilian 30 seater bus – N800,000
• Nissan Pathfinder SUV – N450,000
. NISSAN ALMERA-N400,000,
. NISSAN FRONNTIER-N400,000
. NISSAN MURANO -N350,000,
. NISSAN PRIMERA-N300,000
. NISSAN QUEST-N400,000,
. NISSAN XTERRA- N450,000
price of some mercedez benz cars
. MERCEDEZ BENZ 190-Series- N300,000
. MERCEDEZ BENZ 200-Series- N300,000
. MERCEDEZ BENZ 300-Series- N350,000
. MERCEDEZ BENZ 320 – N400,000
. MERCEDEZ BENZ 450 – N600,000
. MERCEDEZ BENZ 500-Series- N650,000
. MERCEDEZ BENZ 600 – N700,000
. MERCEDEZ BENZ C 200 – N300,000
. MERCEDEZ BENZ CLK-Class-N400,000
. MERCEDEZ BENZ E-Class-N600,000
. MERCEDEZ BENZ G-Class-N700,000
. MERCEDEZ BENZ ML 320-N550,000 .MERCEDEZ BENZ ML 350-N500,000
prices of some volkwagen cars
. VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE- N300,000
. VOLKSWAGEN BORA- N250,000
. VOLKSWAGEN Golf3- N200,000
. VOLKSWAGEN GOLF4- N350,000
. VOLKSWAGEN GOLF 5 AND 6- N500,000
. VOLKSWAGEN JETTA- N300,000
. VOLKSWAGEN PASSAT- N300,000
and lots more.call MR ADEDAYO CHARLSE...WAREHOUSE MANAGER...09034695402................09034695402
***ALL BUYERS SHOULD NOTE THAT BUYING OF NIGERIA AUCTION VEHICLES HAS NO COMPLICATIONS,
SINCE ALL THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTS WILL BE HANDED OVER TO CUSTOMERS TO AVOID SUCH,
ALL BUYERS NEEDS AN AUTHORIZATION PAPER TO VISIT THE WAREHOUSE,
WHICH WILL BE GIVEN AFTER REGISTRATION.
REGISTRATION PROCESS.......CUSTOM DAYO.....09034695402

did u register so u can scam ppl?

tchidi:
From my archive.....

All of your post; I LOVE!

Yep!

Love this

tochimas:
I actually like this one, and it's the simple truth. Just telling you you won't be missed.

Just telling...

coded01:
**Modified**


Just Because you broke up with me...



--- Doesn't mean i broke up with you...

Hmmm!

Koninda:
― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt.
― If you didn't play with rubber bands.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria
99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up
on
the bed.
― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in
the
next street and the owner's dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you to
come
down from the tree.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof
for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses
with
sand.
- If u didn't write your name on paper and insert
it into
your pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly
to see
when the lights went off.
- If you never waved at white birds
expecting your nails to be whiter
- If you never heard of a ghost dat stays
under mango
trees at nights
- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a
stick and
called it ur car!
- If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your
pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e.
cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle
cover.
-if you never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
Unclad, with your
cloth in ur hands.
Then I guess your Childhood wasn't
Fun......

ooooooooooooooh! when de world was still under a Tree. You forgt to add; if you didn't construct a car with empty cans of milk, precisely (peak and three crowns).

Fvck LOVE

I wonder d hell they get DPs as such to post immediately break up takes place,

is it through the google

shuu!

RaeMystix:
Love this

then save it.

Hackin:
then save it.

I did.

Guys see these once too! on whatsapp, they still go ahead and make statuses like: Never waste your feelings on people who don't value them! #THE TRUTH# or It's impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument so many more... There "Egos" is just too high now adays, mean why the man did notin wrong, and they don't show any passion about the person, just wake-up one morning and start making ignorant ignoramus things by hitting at u indirectly, I wonder if anything is wrong with their brain or being intoxicated.

I posted dis when we broke up. #guilty. Well I think posting dos dps actually makes u feel better and gradullay get over urself

lols. Its therapeutic sometimes. It makes you express ur feelings and you get that feelin of satisfaction knowing ur ex is viewing the messages

Hollyb:
lols. Its therapeutic sometimes. It makes you express ur feelings and you get that feelin of satisfaction knowing ur ex is viewing the messages

Hello! Ola

LewisO:
Hello! Ola

Hi

Nmeri17:
baba the thing dey surprise me no be small. that's, they have a spayshall ministry in that area. girls have a befitting picture text for every mood. babes wey u no even know say she sabi any other site outside fb, once u falter, you'll receive a customised rhema for that exact scenario u guys are facing smh

during a chat she'll just reply
issokay
g9t sleep tight

Then you'll come online around 1am and the dp you see is some motivational sh1t that knocks u out i.e
THEY ACT LIKE THEY CARE, SO I PRETEND LIKE I BELIEVE

bros u too much.

I wonder where they extract such DP with the same emotional wurreva they are goin thru. Once u don't pick her calls, 30 mins later, her DP be like

"He said he loves me,
He said he cared,
He said I was the only one,
But they won't pick your calls cos they are with another,
Why promise what u can't keep,
Why tell me words that are not true,
Why deceive my fragile heart,
Why make the woman you love cry,
Why make my heart blead,
Why put me thru this
Why...why...why...
But don't worry, I will make it without u"

Two day later, the chick be like, 'baby why didn't you pick my call, who was that lady u were with?'

Babes sha,

Hollyb:
Hi

wakes up from sleep.

In my thread?