Wow! Where do I start narrating this hilarious experience. I asked this gorgeous light skinned beauty out, took her phone number. I invited her to my house and she agreed without hesitation. I patted myself mentally thinking say I don land this knock-out babe. On the D-day I and my friend cooked rice and stew, fried chicken, then arrange our room wella. My friend was eager to see the gorgeous babe I described. Omo as d babe call me say make I come pick her for where I tell her make she stop. Na so my friend baf me with perfume say I need to impress the babe, the guy too like fine gals. When I got to the place I saw the stunning babe alright but she came with a friend, a very fat friend for that matter. Omo I come dey think for my mind whether this girl bring her bodyguard? I greeted the babe "Marian wow how can u be more stunning than the last time we met" omo come see blushing. "Who do we have here?" In my mind i was saying "who be this fat born fool weh this okpa gal carry come?" "Oh sorry, paul meet my friend her name is fatima" Are u kidding me? Her mama know say she go fat like this before she give her FATIMA? I said that in my mind. "fatima its nice to meet u" I no like as u come at all. I said in my mind. "Same here". "Ok babe let me take u to my house". As we were going to my house, the 'fatima' followed suit. I didn't need to be a rocket scientist to know that the 'fatima' is a glutton. So I was forced to ask marian "is she coming with us?" "Yes off course she is my close friend'' "ok no problemo" Big problem dey o! As we got to my house, I could see that my friend was impressed with marian judging by the look on his face. But that changed when he saw fatima. As I was introducing them to my friend the next thing I heard was "what is cooking?" You can guess who asked that question. I said in my mind "shey na your mama put the food for fire?" Where are the drinks? Marian asked. Yeh! Our pot of rice and drinks don finish today! "We cooked rice and chicken". I said. "Wow that is so romatic, I love guys who can cook" the glutton said. romatic kwa, love ke, I hope say no be me u dey love. Ha! Paulo stiles don suffer". My mind was saying. I asked them their choice of drink. Marian said stout, the next thing I heard from the glutton was gulder. No wonder she get big belle. When food was served, come see massacre, see as the glutton dey tear chicken, chicken weh she no buy. E just be like say them starve come. I swear that glutton can eat a whole horse. When they finished eating the next thing that I heard was "pls more" this glutton na oliver twist o, she want more after full plate of rice weh we serve." I said in mind. No shame, no self-respect just food. I gave the stunner credit here, atleast she didn't ask for more. How she got to be the glutton friend baffles me. They are opposites. One is a cutie the other is an elephant. After the glutton finished her second plate of food. She took a gulder and drank it all in one gulp. She took another and nursed that. The cutie nursed her stout. We dey there dey look with shock. No be our eye we use style discharge them before them start to dey order for more. On their way leaving the glutton said "marian your boyfriend can cook very well, tell him we will come again next week" we go don park comot, no be us una go meet. When I came back from escorting them out. My friend said ''stiles na gods of food u go carry come o, no be babes". "Guy no be lie o. I no get luck this time". So guys have u come across food eating machines like this?

Cool story


Someone should pls come and buy this space I just bought already!

That you offered her food doesn't give you the right to abuse her friend. You felt you were smart but she proved to you she was a step ahead of your game. BTW, why did your friend not excuse Fatima out of the way? Guess, you were so concerned about the food right?

do not fear d machine.. fear the operator.

ur new gf is the operator.. how could she have such a friend (nt against fat girls) .. glutton .. lawa o.

bros .. before u collect hug.. ur account go red.
before u see bobbi.. ur houserent and school fees go go.

forget about knacking... maybe when u pay 4m dowry

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but not funny

she done eat ur food clean mouth, the worst u can do is open a thread about it...better luck next time

justplainpaul,justplainpaul,justplainpaul, i know say oneday you go make us proud by surpassing Bovi,Ay,Basketmouth & co with your comedy.

Cool story for the gods of food

Mehn eleyi gidi gan oooo.
Is she related to those that use 1b to eat in aso Rock ?

E b like na restaurant una open. Una just dey serve food n drinks like waiters, dem chop finish, order xtra. *smh. Una dey learn work, two for two still una no know wetin to do.
Moderator abeg givam backpage sharperly!

Girls are not dumb you know and neither are guys foolish. She came to visit and not for s*ex and probably she discerned your disappointment when you saw her friend. The story of a hunter becomes the hunted.

good for u

Hahaha so funny your analysis of fatima is so hilarious. But why so concerned about the food?

firstEVA:
Hahaha so funny your analysis of fatima is so hilarious. But why so concerned about the food?

Abi o, mayb he s still a student anyway 2plates of food haba, its not much na tot ud say she ate d whole pot.
Op tried sha its a bit funny, d analysis part, tho am sure its a joke.

Chai! So upon say ur friend dey around, u no fit arrange mak I'm distract d fatty comot?

No b fOod she wan chop? Haba u fall guys hand joor.

Nice story. I enjoyed it. I find it hard to believe such shameless chicks exist though.

thats what u get when u invite a food caravan and food hilux 2 ur house.......dem dy chop taya!

OP u no try at all, u gat to be careful next tym .

Are we talking about food? Girls gotta eat to look good you know.

GboyegaD:
That you offered her food doesn't give you the right to abuse her friend. You felt you were smart but she proved to you she was a step ahead of your game. BTW, why did your friend not excuse Fatima out of the way? Guess, you were so concerned about the food right?

Exactly.

major466:
Are we talking about food? Girls gotta eat to look good you know.

Thank you

gn

dechandel:
Awww
Happens that the girl was much more smarter than you.
Better luck finding a dumbo next time

It just shows she is hungry not smart.

I beg oo.. What 's the title of this movie....

LOL

I guess you are still a learner.

When you study female psychology very well, don't bring in distractions from your purpose. Impressing a girl with food on a first date wont grant you any favor.

Someone would wake up around 4:32 am, and even before saying his morning prayer, he would pick up his phone and decide to type un-paragraphed sentences of LIES!!!!

Pity.

funny stories that touch

In those days when I invite a girl over...na from far I they check if she carry friend come...if she bring friend...I go give excuse say something important just comeup....highest na to give em tp to go back

Na from dat junction I go receive urgent call and drive off.

No time for Iranu. Iranians even detest am self.

readin.......