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My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by Nobody: 3:12pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
So, I took this girl (name witheld) out on a date today & after we finished eating, I went to pay for the food we ate, the waiter didn't have 500 naira change to give me. I asked the girl to sit let's wait for the waiter to go look for change, and surprisingly she said I was embarrassing her, that I should act like a big boy and leave the change for the waiter... Is she crazy? Does she know the things 500 naira can do? I guess she doesn't, Well let me highlight few of the things 500 naira can do incase she doesn't know... 500 naira can buy you 5 loaves of bread and two fishes, if you are lucky to have Jesus around, you will feed 5000 people..Is that the money she want me to leave? Sardine= N150, indomie (hungry man size) = N100, 2 eggs = N60, plastic Coke = 100. Total N410, and you say 500 naira na small money? 500 naira that I'll use to buy 3 albums & good earpiece? Rice N100, beans N50, meat N100, plastic malt N100 and remaining 150 to play Nairabet,...and she say 500 naira na chicken change? I swear she no well. Half carton of Indomie sef is N500 naira shey u know? Do you know how many players Arsene Wenger of Arsenal will buy with 500 Naira?........ The most annoying thing is that its possible that this girl has never given 500 naira offering for church oo....... See, on a serious note...you won't know the value of 500 naira, until you borrow 500 naira credit from MTN and you have to pay back. She angrily left but I waited for 35mins and collected my 500naira balance........... Cuz i'm real. 31 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by Khutie: 3:16pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
I don digest all dah yhu've written... buh 35mins before collecting yhur change? Are yhu in any way related to minister of information 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by Nobody: 3:17pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
instead of you to attend 5 nights of Glory, so that you can pray out the spirit of stingyness in your blood... You dy here dy tell us nonsense! Mtcheeew! Iranu! 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by cruzita(f): 3:20pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
op u for leave the change na ,take style tell the boy say u go come back for am.na because of N500 make u list all your favourite foods here ?na wa oooo 2 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by Nobody: 3:22pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
I'm an economist |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by Nobody: 3:24pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
Lalasticlala av u had such experience before? |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by Gracito(f): 3:26pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
Until you're broke ehn, then you'd know 500naira no be small money. 10 Cups of Garri CHara oku. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by Emac34: 3:28pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
Obioraaa:wetin carry u come here dey guy dey vex ooo 1 Like
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Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by Nobody: 3:32pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
Emac34:the beef for the other side no sweet again.. I say make I stroll small... |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by correctyourself(m): 3:33pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
Op you are not serious person! You posted this same topic yesterday. You don't a job. |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by Mhizizzy(f): 3:35pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
Seeing dis post for the hundredth time |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by Emac34: 3:38pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
Obioraaa:bt this one no come be beef nah |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by naijaboiy: 3:48pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by osesology(m): 4:43pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
You were right to collect ur change, op, but you were wrong listing all that for the girl. No woman wuld like to stay after hearing all that (you must also be an extremely loquacious fellow) |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by mallimillz(m): 4:47pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
;Du stingin nor b small |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by Nobody: 4:52pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
Obioraaa:It's his hard earned money. |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by CaroLyner(f): 5:28pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
sweetboiy:copy and paste.stop fabricating. |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by igwe44(m): 5:44pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
Op no mind them joor,i will also do the same. let us be honest who they give 500 naira as offering for church. Unless I have enough money to give out if not I must collect my change oh |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by Smellymouth: 5:55pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
correctyourself:Berra here mehn... |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by jaymichael(m): 6:48pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
Honestly, if it were to be me, I would COLLECT my change. Since the #500 is not budgeted for as "dash" Come to think of this, #500 saved daily in a "kolo" makes a whooping #180,000 in a year. WeOughtToBeWise 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by luckman20(m): 7:22pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
Tell her to follow her mama go market and leave mama's 500 change for mala The bashing /beating you go receive Ehn! 2 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by 7footre(m): 7:35pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
35 minutes cha? Guy is your name de LAI la? 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by Tallesty1(m): 7:37pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
Girls too dey 4m charity commissioner on money wey no be their own. 2 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by Nobody: 9:23pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
The Honourable Commissioner For Finance..... I hail oo! 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by CertifiedFreak(m): 9:36pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
Dude, you no remember tell am say N500 go buy 3 pant and you go still see N50 balance? Babe way no fit dash her younger brother N500 sef. Fake baes everywhere. |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by Eminentsaint(m): 9:38pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
Is that story true? |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by Nobody: 9:56pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
CertifiedFreak:lol...I don even delete her |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by Nobody: 9:57pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
Eminentsaint:i'm not forcing you to believe it 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by Nobody: 9:57pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
mirrorboy:point of correction, future commissioner |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by Moz22: 10:23pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
sweetboiy:lol..were u expecting this to make fp? I am sorry for u. Lalasticlala don collect query |
Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by amokeme(f): 12:39am On Jan 22, 2016 |
Obioraaa:he wasn't being stingy. It's his change. some of those people selling will tell you they don't have change expecting you to just leave it.. like it's their right to have your change. (especially when you are with a lady/guy). Rather than dashing them, why not give it to someone who really needs the money? And money is not easy to come by so.... He was right to wait And OP maybe next time, ask if they have change before you buy. 35mins is a lot of time. 2 Likes |
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