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Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by Nobody: 8:44am On Dec 16, 2014
emusmith:
lol
Ahtou
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by Nobody: 9:52am On Dec 16, 2014
emusmith:
Oh yea...

Are you a WOMAN? Read my counter thread to evaluate...lol
lol trust you smiley I go read am Mr Smith grin
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by Nobody: 9:56am On Dec 16, 2014
naijaboiy:
You now quoted the whole post sad
tongue just felt like huh
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by naijaboiy: 10:40am On Dec 16, 2014
Ghostlady:
tongue just felt like huh
Ok
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by Nobody: 12:39pm On Dec 16, 2014
Ghostlady:
lol trust you smiley I go read am Mr Smith grin
wink
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 1:06pm On Dec 16, 2014
ok
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by ellechrystal(f): 1:10pm On Dec 16, 2014
emusmith:
When do we actually call a male a MAN?


" When I was a child, I think like a child... when I became a MAN, I put away childish things"

Meaning, there are some things that when we put away, we become MEN indeed!


Below are 10 signs that differentiate you From a child...



1. You are faithful to one partner.

Only children say one thing and mean another.
If you vowed to remain faithful to her till death do you both part, then stick to your word.

A man is known by his words!


2. You don't stay out late.

Whatever excuse you may want to give is not worth it.
Is it football? Buy your own cable... Metro is not expensive na!

Drinking? Stop it sef!


3. He is thoughtful.

A real man plans ahead. He has it all figured out. Don't let your colleague be the one to remind you of your wife's birthday or anniversary.

Some men are too busy that they can't notice when their wife is going through stress at work. ... hmm.... E nor good!


4. You apologize relentlessly.

Stop forming KingKong, dat era don pass!
You offended and in your head is the school of thought that men don't apologize to women.

My guy, which planet are you from?


5. You talk less when your lady talks much.

Women are not only endowed at the back but also in their mouth.

When she is hurt, she will talk, but your reply should be in few sentences.

Two wrongs cannot make a right!


6. You are financially buoyant to take care of her needs.

How could I forget this?
You said, she is disrespectful. Start giving her money and see submission in action.

# I'm not referring those Recharge Card Beggers on Social Networks oo#

Women are designed to receive! Take it!

Giving her tells her you care for her...

how can you say you care and you've not a spent a penny on her?
Give her again and again and watch her pay attention to you and your dreams.. lol.

# nobody care how much you know until they know how much you care# QED!



7. You don't ever lay a finger on your wife.

Na Small small e dey start o...stop jokingly hitting ladies...

Beating your spouse is insanity!

You and her are One, beating her is beating yourself.
Who does that? An insane man.

Are you insane?


8. You appreciate her ceaselessly.

Your girl buys you a wrist watch and you don't really appreciate because you think it's your money, after all...hah!

No matter how "hard" a woman is, appreciation causes her to do more without complaining.

Complaining is a sign that you're not recognizing her efforts in the house.

You think she is an house wife? Wrong!

She wakes 4AM for school runs, then market, kitchen, washing, shop, school runs etc...

With appreciation, a woman can lick your feet. lol!

9. Sexually Active.

I didn't forget oooo
Orgasm is part of what makes sexx pleasurable. Every woman wants it!

For V's like some of us, we need to read books how to really/ truly satisfy our woman.

She deserves it na!

Forget Indecency Films, e nor real o...we know wetin dem dey take na...


10. You don't have to say this: "Don't you know I'm the man of the house?"

Lol! She will just know you are the baba!

You don't have to say it...
If indeed, you have tried to work on yourself from No. 1 - 9, Then No. 10 will just come naturally.

Only children tell their younger ones, "don't you know I'm older than you?" lol!



NB: No one is perfect o, we are all striving towards it.

I believe childishness can be put away and maturity can be brought in.

You can add yours....
U r saying the truth my brother.
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by Nobody: 1:17pm On Dec 16, 2014
Hmmm,I dey learn
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by Thane(m): 1:18pm On Dec 16, 2014
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Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by Decryptor(m): 1:18pm On Dec 16, 2014
emusmith:
When do we actually call a male a MAN?


" When I was a child, I think like a child... when I became a MAN, I put away childish things"

Meaning, there are some things that when we put away, we become MEN indeed!


Below are 10 signs that differentiate you From a child...
So being a real MAN revolves solely on how you treat a woman to her own advantage?

OP, If this is what defines you as a man, then SORRY! Woman Wrapper!!
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by festwiz(m): 1:19pm On Dec 16, 2014
This means I've being a man since... .. .
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I was 2.
I didn't drink
I didn't stay out late
I was faithful to my mother
I was financial bouyant
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by Nobody: 1:20pm On Dec 16, 2014
You are everywhere
holatin:
when you don't behave like a sub- President in africa
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by Elxandre(m):
All I see here is ten tips to becoming a good spouse to your partner!!!
Is life all about being good to women?

So till I get involved with women, I'm not yet a man?
Crappy nonsense!!!!!!
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by Guyman02: 1:22pm On Dec 16, 2014
Ghostlady:
nice one op.......
Are you a man wink
Stop quoting the long article verbatim as it wastes ample space and derails topics as many will spend time scrolling down to get past your idiocy and gives extra work to the MOD in removing your comments to make the page clean again.
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by Nobody:
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Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by honeric01(m): 1:23pm On Dec 16, 2014
So to be a Man in your own book, everything must be centered around pleasing a woman? SMH for you.
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by Richy4(m): 1:23pm On Dec 16, 2014
Your number 6 is not for men only. Boys do exactly what you explain. They do it more.
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by Guyman02: 1:24pm On Dec 16, 2014
TheNaijan:
Being faithful to one partner is no yardstick to determine if one is a real man--in fact, masculine men of old never stick to one partner; testosterone is not a one woman friend--but religion and all that are the things that changes a man from his true nature...Apologize relentlessly, really? Hey. I did wrong-I accept the blame-I apologize... simple!
Well, too much appreciation is not good too...Apart from these-I'd give you a cookie for your post #Peace
Stop quoting the whole article over again as it wastes ample space and derails topics as many will spend time scrolling down to get past your idiocy and stupidity.
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by LoveMEBaby(m): 1:24pm On Dec 16, 2014
farano:
When you quit hugging ladies because of their bosoms
hahaaa farano again.........this bosssoms shaaaa
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by adedayourt(m): 1:28pm On Dec 16, 2014
Summarilly 1 - 10

One bcoms a man wgen he knows hw to treat a woman well.
Thats interesting

Never knew twas so much of a woman b4 u bcom a man.
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by Sampunk(m): 1:33pm On Dec 16, 2014
tosyne2much:
This is a FP material jhor

11. When you start seeing beyond the kitty-cat and bosom of a lady


12. When you can help a lady financially without thinking of getting under her skirt


13. When you stop causing problems, booking unnecessary space, rushing to make the first comment on every thread and derailing every thread in the section


14. When you stop hiding indecency on your laptop or mobile phone
when gals will stop demanding and calling us mugu
tosyne2much:
[color=blue] This is a FP material jhor

11. When you start seeing beyond the kitty-cat and bosom of a lady


12. When you can help a lady financially without thinking of getting under her skirt


13. When you stop causing problems, booking unnecessary space, rushing to make the first comment on every thread and derailing every thread in the section


14. When you stop hiding indecency on your laptop or mobile phone
when gals will stop demanding and calling us mugu[/color]
tosyne2much:
This is a FP material jhor

11. When you start seeing beyond the kitty-cat and bosom of a lady


12. When you can help a lady financially without thinking of getting under her skirt


13. When you stop causing problems, booking unnecessary space, rushing to make the first comment on every thread and derailing every thread in the section


14. When you stop hiding indecency on your laptop or mobile phone
when gals will stop demanding and calling us mugu
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by lafflaff123(m): 1:35pm On Dec 16, 2014
The people that compile all this funny list sef? i think the OP has been playing TEN-TEN too much with the girls in his Neighborhood. You should have said to be a real man would mean the man buying two menstrual pads every month, one for him and one for his woman.

MUMU.
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by IBROHIM: 1:37pm On Dec 16, 2014
Op you forgot to add that ' you are a man' if you can understand the kind of woman you have and give her the most appropriate dose of these attitudes you listed above! Believe me some women will misbehave if you are all of the above! In reality most women will desire a tougher and badder man! Just being a realist!
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by bullabong(m): 1:38pm On Dec 16, 2014
emusmith:
When do we actually call a male a MAN?


" When I was a child, I think like a child... when I became a MAN, I put away childish things"

Meaning, there are some things that when we put away, we become MEN indeed!


Below are 10 signs that differentiate you From a child...



1. You are faithful to one partner.

Only children say one thing and mean another.
If you vowed to remain faithful to her till death do you both part, then stick to your word.

A man is known by his words!


2. You don't stay out late.

Whatever excuse you may want to give is not worth it.
Is it football? Buy your own cable... Metro is not expensive na!

Drinking? Stop it sef!


3. He is thoughtful.

A real man plans ahead. He has it all figured out. Don't let your colleague be the one to remind you of your wife's birthday or anniversary.

Some men are too busy that they can't notice when their wife is going through stress at work. ... hmm.... E nor good!


4. You apologize relentlessly.

Stop forming KingKong, dat era don pass!
You offended and in your head is the school of thought that men don't apologize to women.

My guy, which planet are you from?


5. You talk less when your lady talks much.

Women are not only endowed at the back but also in their mouth.

When she is hurt, she will talk, but your reply should be in few sentences.

Two wrongs cannot make a right!


6. You are financially buoyant to take care of her needs.

How could I forget this?
You said, she is disrespectful. Start giving her money and see submission in action.

# I'm not referring those Recharge Card Beggers on Social Networks oo#

Women are designed to receive! Take it!

Giving her tells her you care for her...

how can you say you care and you've not a spent a penny on her?
Give her again and again and watch her pay attention to you and your dreams.. lol.

# nobody care how much you know until they know how much you care# QED!



7. You don't ever lay a finger on your wife.

Na Small small e dey start o...stop jokingly hitting ladies...

Beating your spouse is insanity!

You and her are One, beating her is beating yourself.
Who does that? An insane man.

Are you insane?


8. You appreciate her ceaselessly.

Your girl buys you a wrist watch and you don't really appreciate because you think it's your money, after all...hah!

No matter how "hard" a woman is, appreciation causes her to do more without complaining.

Complaining is a sign that you're not recognizing her efforts in the house.

You think she is an house wife? Wrong!

She wakes 4AM for school runs, then market, kitchen, washing, shop, school runs etc...

With appreciation, a woman can lick your feet. lol!

9. Sexually Active.

I didn't forget oooo
Orgasm is part of what makes sexx pleasurable. Every woman wants it!

For V's like some of us, we need to read books how to really/ truly satisfy our woman.

She deserves it na!

Forget Indecency Films, e nor real o...we know wetin dem dey take na...


10. You don't have to say this: "Don't you know I'm the man of the house?"

Lol! She will just know you are the baba!

You don't have to say it...
If indeed, you have tried to work on yourself from No. 1 - 9, Then No. 10 will just come naturally.

Only children tell their younger ones, "don't you know I'm older than you?" lol!



NB: No one is perfect o, we are all striving towards it.

I believe childishness can be put away and maturity can be brought in.

You can add yours....
Ur write up shows ‎u don't even know the pshycology of women let alone how to be a man.
Don't stay out latehuh When do men sit to talk business after work? During work hours? Come to all the five star hotels and see the men who move Lagos economy meeting to discuss business.
Money lovehuh Conditional love means ‎u lack confidence in ur self also if ‎u have to give her money to respect you.
Go learn to be a man dude not pay and submit to be a mangrin
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by Ugom87(f): 1:39pm On Dec 16, 2014
100% correct,I salute you OP
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by ballplayer(m): 1:39pm On Dec 16, 2014
Nice thread tho...but dey many ladys out dere wu don't appreciate all d man effort rather dan takin advantage of him...wat are u gonna say about dose dat fall in 2 dat group of ladys...
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by happyzed0(f): 1:39pm On Dec 16, 2014
chimerase2:
Op time has gone wen guys lay der hands on their spouse
So cancel dat one undecided
. Who told u dat some guyz still do dat
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by Nobody: 1:40pm On Dec 16, 2014
Story for the ghost. Not even gods
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by alcuin(m): 1:41pm On Dec 16, 2014
But it always be about the ladieshuh
Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by chimerase2: 1:43pm On Dec 16, 2014
happyzed0:
. Who told u dat some guyz still do dat
pls try and understand me I said guys I didn't say animals pls angry
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