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10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by ejigbo(m): 2:53pm On Dec 18, 2014
This article is to give a little insight on the cute and funny things ladies do after break up.

1. DELETE HIS NUMBER: This is always the first move. As soon as the guy breaks their heart, the next thing is to delete his number. But you know what’s annoying about this? It doesn’t change anything because we still have the ex’s phone number stored up in our brains. Ask them in five years, they still remember!

2. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP EXPERTS: I know most people can relate to this. We all have that friend who had a bad break up and next thing, she thinks she has a BSc in dating. Relationships become her favourite topic. She suddenly wants to give relationship advice at the slightest chance, even if hers did not work. She knows how not to date a guy.

3. BECOME BORN AGAIN: When a guy whom they loved so much breaks their hearts, next thing is church. They forgot God was their companion before the break up, but as soon as the break up happens, they have the front row in church, their voices would be the loudest during service and would go to church 10 times a day if they have to. Some Muslims even start wearing hijab. But as soon as they find love again, it’s back to square one. Thank God our God is a Merciful One!

4. TEAM SINGLE AND LOVING IT: Ladies always have a sense of empowerment after a bad break-up. You start to see things like, #teamsingleandlovingit, #teamsingleforever etc even though we are dying inside. We suddenly have our little NGOs and become allergic to men. I pity some toasters during this period because they will smell pepper!

5. BINGE EATING AND DRINKING: It’s after a break up that we remember that food is our best friend. They would buy the big bowl of ice cream and the biggest bowl of KFC chicken, or even buy a bottle of alcohol and just drink to stupor. The truth of the matter is, it doesn’t make us feel any better but we do it anyway!

6. LISTEN TO DEPRESSING SONGS: They dig out Adele’s album or watch ‘A walk to remember’ and lay on their beds all day, crying their eyeballs out after every scene. We all know how depressing Adele’s ‘Someone like you’ is. Even when you are in the best relationship, that song just has a way of making you feel sad.

7. MOOD SWINGS: After a break up, everything reminds you of the ex. One second they are happy, the next you see the type of car your ex owns, or smell his cologne somewhere and they are sad. Most friends avoid these ones!

8. STALKING: This is a common factor amongst the ladies. After a bad break up, they would stalk their ex on Instagram, Facebook or even dial his number a couple of times with a strange number. Then when he says hello, they hang up or just remain silent. We know some of you are guilty. Women are the best CIA agents!

9. THEY NEVER SIT AT HOME: If you haven’t noticed this, when a girl is single, she never stays home. Even if she wants to, her friends will never let her. She would always want to go out and have
that fun she would never have had with her ex. It is always a plus when they know that their ex would be at the event. If their ex will be there, they would kak up (dress to kill) just to make sure he realises what he is missing. Besides, Mr. Right can be found anywhere.

10. ONTO THE NEXT ONE: Most of the time, they turn to good girl gone bad if they can’t handle themselves. Those toasters she kept on hold while she was dating become her besties and we all know the things that go along with that.
I’m sure once in your lifetime, you have done at least one of these listed above.



http://saharareporters.com/2014/09/13/10-things-ladies-do-after-break

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Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by holatin(m): 7:26pm On Dec 18, 2014
Praying to God to kill him
God na hire killer ??

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Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by Nobody: 7:27pm On Dec 18, 2014
Very true..

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Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by Nmeri17: 7:27pm On Dec 18, 2014
not funny

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Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by pasqal09: 7:27pm On Dec 18, 2014

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Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by Toyozzie(f): 7:27pm On Dec 18, 2014
OK

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Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by TrishaP(f): 7:27pm On Dec 18, 2014
I do only number 1
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by Vadel(m): 7:27pm On Dec 18, 2014
that could be true. lol ;Dthat could be true. lol
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by Nobody: 7:27pm On Dec 18, 2014
I thought topics like this has made the front page,not less than 3times last month,up until now¿

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Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by ichidodo: 7:27pm On Dec 18, 2014
Ladies,ladies,ladies...its always all about them on Fp..?? why not men? why not me? Ok, after a haed breakup i go into phase one that is a depressive fit cluttered up with binge eating, extreme console gaming and projectile vomiting...then phase two where i get to have angry s.ex with asian hookers which takes us to phase three after which i brush up and get back on my feet again.
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by Kenneth205(m): 7:27pm On Dec 18, 2014
Ok

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Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by mifavour(f): 7:28pm On Dec 18, 2014
#story for the obi of Onitsha

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Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by iluvweed(m): 7:30pm On Dec 18, 2014
....and thats are why I luv w33d... grin

No break ups!

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Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by wayneTimmie(f): 7:30pm On Dec 18, 2014
Mehn,I do evrything

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Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by UltimatePals: 7:31pm On Dec 18, 2014
*hh
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by vizkiz: 7:31pm On Dec 18, 2014
they start changing their dps and updating stuffs like "you don't know what you'v gat until you loose it"

2. They bitch about him to their best friend
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by therapisteve(m): 7:31pm On Dec 18, 2014
mifavour:
#story for the obi of Onitsha

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Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by MillionDollars: 7:32pm On Dec 18, 2014
They say bad tins bout him to their friends

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Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by olayincar(m): 7:32pm On Dec 18, 2014
100% correct
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by Nobody: 7:33pm On Dec 18, 2014
You nor lie.
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by Calebosko(m): 7:33pm On Dec 18, 2014
tears roll in her eyes when she told me "av given birth to a baby boy, n his name is Caleb" she name her baby after me, and i was strong enough to control my emotions until i get home and drop my own tears in my pilow, dat was true love but she was ripe for mariage wen i was not,we stat dating in in level 100, but after graduating her parent presurise her to acept a man who ask for her hand in mariage,

back to d topic, its gud to be single til you get maried,dont fal in love when u dont av money,or you are on your own
#teamSingle#

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Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by youngwarlocks: 7:33pm On Dec 18, 2014
ok

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Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by Nobody: 7:34pm On Dec 18, 2014
none of the above grin

On to the next one wink

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Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by funnyme(f): 7:35pm On Dec 18, 2014
Who made thee a judge over us? Busy body,yu just copy old topic put for here.

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Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by KORLAR(m): 7:35pm On Dec 18, 2014
Moving on is the most effective way to handle break-ups.
Learn to take full control of your heart and that reduces break-up wahalas.
You're welcome.
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by Nobody: 7:35pm On Dec 18, 2014
Really?

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Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by youngwarlocks: 7:35pm On Dec 18, 2014
Kenneth205:
Ok
ok for okrika
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by dmjinc(m): 7:36pm On Dec 18, 2014
Seen tongue

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Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up By Chinenye Ugonna by passionate88: 7:36pm On Dec 18, 2014

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