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Classical Relativism Of Woman To Mango by Ejiod(op): 6:06am On Dec 20, 2014
TIME i say is proportional to maturity,What happens
to a woman can also b related to a mango fruit.If u all
agree with me,women are natural force that
generates strong gravitational attraction towards
men.
Without any form of ambiguity,i will like to adumbrate
an urgent issue to those girls/ladies that eat their
future in their present!
1GREEN MANGO:A girl @ age 1-11 years, still fully
attached to the parent with great will, purpose,
dreams and aspirations.
2.GREENISH YELLOW MANGO:A vibrant teenager@
13-19. stubborn in her ways,influenced by her
peers,she's endowed with breast and gletus
maximum as her mom,she hardly heed to advice.
She wants freedom by all means,she wants to
experiment..Her emotional intelligence is low.If she
allows herself to be plucked, the man only eats the
juicy part and dump her because she's a liability.
3.YELLOW MANGO:A Lady@ 20-26 fully matured with
all assets..She sees life in a different dimension.Her
social intelligence is high.
@ 24-26 she feels the exigency of being serious with
her relationship.She feels the need to be under the
arms of a man for security and comfort.Any man that
plucks her would eat all of her to a great satisfaction
without dumping her(MARRIAGE).
4.REDDISH YELLOW MANGO:A Lady @27-30 A
mango undergoing 'ptosis' ready to fall off.She's
desperate, active in Church,very active in social
networks and organization... Most would jump @ d
face of any guy.
5.RED MANGO.......fallen mango of which i cant
comment on.
NB: This colours of such mango only relates to 85%
of most ladies.
Excluding 15% of extraordinary gem
Re: Classical Relativism Of Woman To Mango by temitemi1(m): 6:12am On Dec 20, 2014
What about rotten mangohuh
Re: Classical Relativism Of Woman To Mango by SeverusSnape(m): 6:18am On Dec 20, 2014
Mangoes attracts a lot of flies
Re: Classical Relativism Of Woman To Mango by coolebux(m): 6:21am On Dec 20, 2014
I don chop the Yellow mango b4.
na there mango sweet diegrin


Anyways, nice article dear.
Re: Classical Relativism Of Woman To Mango by passionate88: 6:21am On Dec 20, 2014
Passionate88 love the "mangoes" on their chest.... Those greenis yellow mangoes, not the rotten onesangryangryangry
Re: Classical Relativism Of Woman To Mango by Tallesty1(m): 6:27am On Dec 20, 2014
temitemi1:
What about rotten mangohuh
Runs Girlsgrincheesycheesycheesy
Re: Classical Relativism Of Woman To Mango by Ejiod(op): 8:38am On Dec 20, 2014
coolebux:
I don chop the Yellow mango b4.
na there mango sweet diegrin


Anyways, nice article dear.
Chai!
U no like red mango?
Re: Classical Relativism Of Woman To Mango by Ejiod(op): 8:39am On Dec 20, 2014
Tallesty1:
Runs Girlsgrincheesycheesycheesy
True true na dem
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