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Classical Relativism Of Woman To Mango by Ejiod(m): 6:06am On Dec 20, 2014 |
TIME i say is proportional to maturity,What happens to a woman can also b related to a mango fruit.If u all agree with me,women are natural force that generates strong gravitational attraction towards men. Without any form of ambiguity,i will like to adumbrate an urgent issue to those girls/ladies that eat their future in their present! 1GREEN MANGO:A girl @ age 1-11 years, still fully attached to the parent with great will, purpose, dreams and aspirations. 2.GREENISH YELLOW MANGO:A vibrant teenager@ 13-19. stubborn in her ways,influenced by her peers,she's endowed with breast and gletus maximum as her mom,she hardly heed to advice. She wants freedom by all means,she wants to experiment..Her emotional intelligence is low.If she allows herself to be plucked, the man only eats the juicy part and dump her because she's a liability. 3.YELLOW MANGO:A Lady@ 20-26 fully matured with all assets..She sees life in a different dimension.Her social intelligence is high. @ 24-26 she feels the exigency of being serious with her relationship.She feels the need to be under the arms of a man for security and comfort.Any man that plucks her would eat all of her to a great satisfaction without dumping her(MARRIAGE). 4.REDDISH YELLOW MANGO:A Lady @27-30 A mango undergoing 'ptosis' ready to fall off.She's desperate, active in Church,very active in social networks and organization... Most would jump @ d face of any guy. 5.RED MANGO.......fallen mango of which i cant comment on. NB: This colours of such mango only relates to 85% of most ladies. Excluding 15% of extraordinary gem |
Re: Classical Relativism Of Woman To Mango by temitemi1(m): 6:12am On Dec 20, 2014 |
What about rotten mango |
Re: Classical Relativism Of Woman To Mango by SeverusSnape(m): 6:18am On Dec 20, 2014 |
Mangoes attracts a lot of flies |
Re: Classical Relativism Of Woman To Mango by coolebux(m): 6:21am On Dec 20, 2014 |
I don chop the Yellow mango b4. na there mango sweet die Anyways, nice article dear. |
Re: Classical Relativism Of Woman To Mango by passionate88: 6:21am On Dec 20, 2014 |
Passionate88 love the "mangoes" on their chest.... Those greenis yellow mangoes, not the rotten ones |
Re: Classical Relativism Of Woman To Mango by Tallesty1(m): 6:27am On Dec 20, 2014 |
temitemi1:Runs Girls |
Re: Classical Relativism Of Woman To Mango by Ejiod(m): 8:38am On Dec 20, 2014 |
coolebux:Chai! U no like red mango? |
Re: Classical Relativism Of Woman To Mango by Ejiod(m): 8:39am On Dec 20, 2014 |
Tallesty1:True true na dem |
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